So, no Big Funny today. I’m in Washington, and nothing’s funny here.

Still, to make up for that, I’ll clue y’all in to what I’m doing here. I’m making a pilot. With Doug Berman. For NPR’s Sirius Satellite Radio station. It’s a morning show. I’m hosting.

Exciting, yes? But don’t rush out to get Sirius just on my account. A pilot is, after all, only a pilot. It’s entirely possible that after various executives hear it, I’ll be replaced by Tony Danza. That’s how these things work.