There’s so much noise around Senator Rick Santorum’s statements about liberalism and sex abuse that what the Senator was actually saying has been lost in the process. Though he’s tried to get his message out in the press, it’s been sadly and unfairly filtered, which is probably why he approached me and asked for the opportunity to respond. Here, then, are his unedited thoughts. Senator Santorum, you have the floor.
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Finally! Okay, let’s take a look at what I really said, and why I said it, and why the liberal media is saying what they’re saying about what I said and why I said what I said about what I said after they said what they were saying. Just to be clear.
First off, this all started because I wrote a column way back in ‘02 about the priest sex scandals. Here’s an excerpt:
“Priests, like all of us, are affected by culture. When the culture is sick, every element in it becomes infected. While it is no excuse for this scandal, it is no surprise that Boston, a seat of academic, political and cultural liberalism in America, lies at the center of the storm.”
Pretty clear, huh? The key here is “academic, political and cultural liberalism.” If a priest is living in a culture where people enjoy socialist-leaning theories, big government and uncensored expression, what’s to stop him from thinking that it’s okay to play with a little boy’s penis? Hey, “anything goes,” right? See? Not so crazy and controversial when you take out all the lefty whining and finger-pointing, is it?
It’s about where we draw lines as a culture. I’ve always said that. If we say it’s okay for men to have sex with men, then why not boys? It’s an open question as to whether saying it’s okay for women to have sex with men opens the door for women to “sex up” little boys and men to “do” little girls. That probably bears some thinking about as well. Having an attitude that sex of any kind outside of marriage is okay… that’s the problem here.
What we need is for marriage to be the ultimate societal litmus test for whether sex is an appropriate act. Because priests can’t marry little kids. So we want them to be thinking to themselves, “Hmm, is it cool if a persuade young Timmy to fellate me? Well, I’m not married to him. Ergo, it’s not okay.” See? If our clergy had those kinds of guideposts to dictate their behavior, none of this would be happening. How are they supposed to know the difference between right and wrong in today’s world?
I’m glad I’ve had this chance to clear things up. All I was saying, all that I’m still saying, is that political, academic, and cultural liberalism is a societal disease that can lead to priest-on-boy rape. It’s just something to think about, that’s all.
In conclusion, let me tell you a quick story, though I warn you it’s a little disturbing. I had this constituent, we’ll call him Gary. Gary was a bright kid, tops in his class. About three years ago, Gary gets into Harvard University. His family was so proud, even though they were wary of sending their child to Boston and the land of moral relativism. But they figured they’d taught him well, that he had values.
I don’t know if I even need to go on here - you’ve heard this story a million times and you see what’s coming, right? Gary starts reading Salinger, voting Democratic, seeing “art films…” A year later he’s found in an alley with a heroin needle in his leg, his hand lodged way up in the body cavity of an altar boy while sodomizing a dead prostitute on a burning flag. Yes, I know; it happens all the time. But this time it happened to Gary.
All I’m saying here is that, yes, what Gary did there was wrong, and he deserved the prison time he got. But how was he to know the difference between right and wrong? Given all the liberal world had taught him, how was he to know? How are any of us to know? That’s what I want to know.
Thanks to Mr. Felber for giving me the opportunity to explain myself. And God bless you all.
- Sen. Santorum (R.,PA)





27 comments
ice weasel
July 13, 2005 at 6:54 pm
1When I called the Senator’s office (sadly, he “represents” me) to ask if in fact he said this, the person who took the call said he wasn’t sure but it did sound like something the senator would say (I read the quote from the Boston Globe). He wasn’t sure where the quote would have come from though. He thought maybe it was in the Senator’s new book. Either way, it’s consistent with the Senator’s beliefs. And no, he was Santorum would stand by it. No, he didn’t think it sounded unusual. The only unusual thing, again, according to the person who took the call at Santorum’s Harrisburg office was that I was “the only person” who had called to complain.
I followed this up with an email. As with my prior correspondence with Santorum, I expect a forum letter in about a month or so.
I love Pennsylvania but sometimes it’s so difficult to love all of it.
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By the way, very funny Adam. I’ll be sure to mention, in my next missive to the good Senator, that perhaps he needs a spokesperson of your calibre in his office.
Scott
July 13, 2005 at 7:05 pm
2I thought little Gary was going to turn out to be the Senator. Perhaps we could use our moral relatavism to excuse his odd comments if we found out about some hidden abuse in his youth.
Bob
July 13, 2005 at 7:49 pm
3Regarding Gary, let me point out that if Pennsylvania’s schools had been just a little worse–nothing that couldn’t be accomplished with a few more spending cuts–then Gary wouldn’t have been able to get into a decadent place like Harvard. He could have stayed right there in his home state and become an alchemist or snakehandler or something.
Just one more way that tax cuts for the rich can trickle down to you and yours.
madbard
July 13, 2005 at 8:07 pm
4THINK OF THE CHILDREN!*
*Unless you’re a priest.
tim
July 13, 2005 at 9:41 pm
5Sooooo, that’s why my pastor kept calling me “Timmy”.
Murray
July 13, 2005 at 9:48 pm
6Bob,
As a substitute teacher in PA’s schools it’s hard to imagine worse than this. These kids in Harvard? Just call me the Queen of Sheba.
OK Rick.
A quick trip to the government’s web site on crimes shows that:
In the land of the Bible and Conservative values the Murder and Rape per 100,000 are: (year 2000)
Mississippi Murder 9.0 Rape 33.3
Alabama 7.4 33.3
Louisiana 12.5 33.5
South Carolina 5.8 37.7
In PA. Rick’s state 4.9 26.4
Hey that’s not that bad except that PA is a BLUE north eastern state with those evil centers of liberal thought Pittsburgh and Philadelphia.
Now, if we check out that terrible locus of liberal values where anything goes:
Mass. murder 2.0 rape 26.7
Wait, that can’t be! How can the Bible believing Christians in the south be killing each other 2 to 6 times as much and raping each other more often?
Oh, I get it now. Statistics are science. The Bible doesn’t believe in science. Therefore they don’t exist, and Massachusetts is still where crime rules.
Rick Schmitz
July 13, 2005 at 10:20 pm
7Oh, now I see it… and here I thought the sex abuse scandal was the fault of the conservative church hierarchy moving priests around to protect their cushy positions of power! Silly me!
chrisBix.
July 13, 2005 at 10:50 pm
8Santorum thinks he’s going to bigger and better things, much like Mitt Romney, the Republican Governor of my Commonwealth But even Mitt is offended by Santorum’s , well, for lack of a better word, stupidity.
With the exception of the two Supreme Court nominations, Lame Duck’s are coming home to roost. AND that is a mixed metaphor, or something like it.
tess
July 14, 2005 at 2:41 am
9*troll mode*
Maybe they started moving the priests to Boston thinking that the permissive liberal attitudes would shield them from scrutiny!
*regular mode*
Boy, my IQ took a hit right when I said that.
YLlama
July 14, 2005 at 8:56 am
10Why is it that all priest-molested boys are named Timmy?
Mary
July 14, 2005 at 11:16 am
11Because little “Danny” knew better than to let the priest corner him. Sadly, this is true statement. From 1958 upstate New York. Not a very liberal time or place. (Take that, Santorum!)
When is the Left going to take off the kid gloves and start spinning like the Right? It is time we fought fire with fire. Heck, we need to start just repeating the truth over and over until everyone believes it
Johnnyboy
July 14, 2005 at 12:26 pm
12Man, this new crop of Santorum quotes are pungent ! Santorum sure is vile, as vile as… oh, I don’t know… maybe that frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex ?
Harold
July 14, 2005 at 12:50 pm
13It shall be a pleasure to help unseat this scumbag in sixteen months.
OK, I know Murray and ice weasel are here in the Yuengling State with me. Anybody else out there from Pennsylvania?
Murray
July 14, 2005 at 3:41 pm
14Johnnyboy,
That’s an interesting site, and an interesting idea to name something pretty disgusting “Santorum”. On the other hand his ideas are pretty dangerous and disgusting so….
I guess that the gay community has “spread” the word. oooh.*wince*
Rusty
July 14, 2005 at 6:34 pm
15Murray, The Philadelphia Inquirer just today printed this Santorum quote. You might consider sending them your comparison data as a follow-up.
Mike
July 15, 2005 at 2:45 am
16Thank you, thank you Dan Savage for accurately describing Rick Santorum (He’s the columnist who started the drive to redefine santorum).
Benedict
July 15, 2005 at 12:39 pm
17Hello Harold,
I am another eligible Pennsylvania voter.
We defeated the arch-conservative who challenged Arlen Specter. The state went to the Democrats last presidential election. Ed Rendell is still governor. The votes to unseat Santorum are here, we just have to show up and make it happen.
Emmarie
July 15, 2005 at 10:53 pm
18Actually, I think the problem with liberalism is not so much that it gives rise to “lax cultural attitudes” but to idiotic statements like this.
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When Canada legalized gay marriage, I heard something on the radio saying most Canadians were opposed but they didn’t think it was really an issue. They had their own moral code, but didn’t need to apply it to others.
In the U.S., however, people can actually take statements like Santorum’s seriously.
Yet again, I fail to understand the human mind.
cooper
July 16, 2005 at 11:08 pm
19Adam, the price one pays for reaching for one’s dreams… Paula rolled Roy and PJ today (actually last evening, I guess) and made history (her first win) and, regrettably, you missed it as you’ve spent your recent days and nights slack-jawed and glassy eyed in front of your pc, massaging your manuscript for the 1500th time. I guess it is tough to finally say it’s finished & let that puppy go.
Anyway, best of luck! My son and I are off to the Great White North for a couple of weeks of R & R. July in the Carolinas is just too darn hot.
Frank Johnson
July 21, 2005 at 6:48 am
20Good Service
Pete IVDL
July 21, 2005 at 10:04 pm
21Er, why is “santorum” only sometimes the byproduct of anal sex? Then again, maybe I just don’t want to know. (Sounds like HP sauce
Jim
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22Pete,
Some anal sexers (as opposed to anal sexists) clean the tubes prior to the act. Hence the lube is the only froth. Nothing to mix with.
Too much information?
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