From the BBC:

CIA ‘knows Bin Laden whereabouts’

The head of the US Central Intelligence Agency has said he has an “excellent idea” where Osama Bin Laden is hiding…

Mr Goss said it was unlikely Bin Laden would be brought to justice until “we strengthen all the links” in the chain in the US-led hunt for terror suspects.

“When you go to the very difficult question of dealing with sanctuaries in sovereign states, you’re dealing with a problem of our sense of international obligation, fair play.

“We have to find a way to work in a conventional world in unconventional ways that are acceptable to the international community.”

Asked if he had a good idea where Bin Laden is, he said: “I have an excellent idea of where he is. What’s the next question?”

The CIA chief did not mention Pakistan by name in his interview with Time.

Dear World;

Howdy! As some of you may know, we here in the United States are busily conducting a worldwide War on Terror. It’s really going super-terrifically well! And you can help!

First, let’s be clear: If your country is harboring terrorists, we can and will strike you down [unless you have nukes]. Nothing [except you having nukes] can deter us from this. Any regime that harbors terrorists will find itself staring down the barrel of a giant red, white, and blue gun [providing they don’t have nukes].

So… what can you do to help? Well, just make sure that you cooperate with our anti-terrorist efforts. It’s easy, and it’s fun. Also, make sure you don’t develop nuclear weapons, because they are bad [and if you do develop them, we won’t be able to attack you if you don’t cooperate].

We’re not trying to be hardasses here, but we’ve invaded two countries in the last four years, and we’re only getting started. And the only real way to make sure that your country isn’t next is to play ball and help us stamp out those terrorists [or you could, of course, get yourself some nukes]. Really, that’s the only [two] way[s].

And help us send this message to Osama bin Laden and his band of terror-mongers: There is no place on this earth that you can be safe, no place where we will not hunt you down and bring you to justice [unless you’re in a country that has nukes, in which case we request that you pack up and go to some nuke-less country so that we can do the whole hunting-down-and-bringing-to-justice thing].

Some of you might be thinking that developing nuclear weapons might be a way of protecting yourself from invasion [because it is]. We strongly advise against it [because it’ll work, no question about it]. It’s vital that you don’t do that, because it makes the world a more dangerous place [while, ironically, keeping you totally safe].

Remember, freedom is on the march [except in some places with nukes], and the enemies of freedom are our enemies and will receive a mighty asskicking [with the exception of, oh, you get it…].

Thanks for listening.

Your Buddy,

The U.S. of A.