http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/ America's favorite blog Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:44:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9348 Sat, 25 Jun 2005 22:36:16 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9348 Shhh. He's bAAAAaaaack... (almost) Johnnyboy, I have a funny suspicion that context makes his comment just that little bit worse than any reasonable person could have possibly thought. But then, that's why he has his show, I guess. Shhh. He’s bAAAAaaaack… (almost)
Johnnyboy, I have a funny suspicion that context makes his comment just that little bit worse than any reasonable person could have possibly thought. But then, that’s why he has his show, I guess.

]]> http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9318 Thu, 23 Jun 2005 18:47:59 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9318 Well done Johnnyboy. Geraldo is such a hard person to satirize, how do you go over the top on someone so outrageous? Well done Johnnyboy. Geraldo is such a hard person to satirize, how do you go over the top on someone so outrageous?

]]> http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9296 Wed, 22 Jun 2005 02:48:26 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9296 Hey, don't insult the phrase "space monkey" that much by attributing it to Rivera under any circumstances. Hey, don’t insult the phrase “space monkey” that much by attributing it to Rivera under any circumstances.

]]> http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9291 Tue, 21 Jun 2005 22:52:31 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9291 Shame on you Adam for quoting the estimable Geraldo out of context. Don't you know that you must include entire quotes to be fair and balanced ? Here is a transcript of the full quote: "At first I thought this had all the markings of your typical white slavery kidnapping by rogue space monkeys - but my favorite reliable source assured me it wasn't the case, as I was letting her out of her pen for the night. Then I learned that it was probably a date rape, and I hoped for a while that it was a date rape gone really really good, and that I'd obtain some footage that I could sell as "Girls Gone Wild 46: The Geraldo Tapes". I did obtain the tapes as an exclusive, but unfortunately they're just sound, not video, so they have no use for TV. So I have to say that sadly, I think this is just a case of date rape gone bad." Shame on you Adam for quoting the estimable Geraldo out of context. Don’t you know that you must include entire quotes to be fair and balanced ? Here is a transcript of the full quote:
“At first I thought this had all the markings of your typical white slavery kidnapping by rogue space monkeys - but my favorite reliable source assured me it wasn’t the case, as I was letting her out of her pen for the night. Then I learned that it was probably a date rape, and I hoped for a while that it was a date rape gone really really good, and that I’d obtain some footage that I could sell as “Girls Gone Wild 46: The Geraldo Tapes”. I did obtain the tapes as an exclusive, but unfortunately they’re just sound, not video, so they have no use for TV. So I have to say that sadly, I think this is just a case of date rape gone bad.”

]]> http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9281 Tue, 21 Jun 2005 13:09:19 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9281 Thanks Tess. I realized after posting the pizzle comment that Geraldo's wouldn't inflict any damage. Wish I had said it first ;-D Thanks Tess. I realized after posting the pizzle comment that Geraldo’s wouldn’t inflict any damage. Wish I had said it first ;-D

]]> http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9277 Tue, 21 Jun 2005 00:23:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9277 Pummeled with one's own pizzle? Where are those Abu Ghraib pics? Pummeled with one’s own pizzle? Where are those Abu Ghraib pics?

]]> http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9271 Mon, 20 Jun 2005 20:46:39 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9271 Mary - His pizzle wouldn't be large enough. Mary - His pizzle wouldn’t be large enough.

]]> http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9268 Mon, 20 Jun 2005 18:21:46 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9268 Tess - Geraldo should be beaten with his own pizzle. Tess - Geraldo should be beaten with his own pizzle.

]]> http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9267 Mon, 20 Jun 2005 15:52:20 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9267 If there is a worse comment than the one made by Geraldo, it has been made on "Mancow". Imagine Bill O'Reilly, Howard Stern, and Rush Limbaugh with less journalistic integrity. That's "Mancow." It is very unlikely that anyone that visits here would listen, so you'll have to find alternative sources. If there is a worse comment than the one made by Geraldo, it has been made on “Mancow”. Imagine Bill O’Reilly, Howard Stern, and Rush Limbaugh with less journalistic integrity. That’s “Mancow.” It is very unlikely that anyone that visits here would listen, so you’ll have to find alternative sources.

]]> http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9266 Mon, 20 Jun 2005 13:41:29 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/06/18/quote-of-the-week/#comment-9266 I'm with Murray on this one. I stopped noting anything Geraldo said years ago. What could possibly make someone go from being a lawyer to (attempt at) to being a journalist? Lack of the limelight? It couldn't be the pay and hours- provided one is being a "real" journalist. He is one of the reasons "the media" has such a poor reputation. I’m with Murray on this one. I stopped noting anything Geraldo said years ago. What could possibly make someone go from being a lawyer to (attempt at) to being a journalist? Lack of the limelight? It couldn’t be the pay and hours- provided one is being a “real” journalist. He is one of the reasons “the media” has such a poor reputation.

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