I don’t have bunches of time today - it’s an all-Felber gathering here in New York on the occasion of the birthday of our mighty matriarch.
Things seem to be running alarmingly smoothly here on the site, thanks to Jennifer and to all you folks who clicked that PayPal button to help out. Verily, the readership hereon doth rock.
I’d been telling myself that when the crisis was past I’d delete that PayPal button. In retrospect it’s amazing how little I knew about myself. It’s stayin’ up. Another crisis could come about at any moment, after all. We’re not safe! High Alert! Comrade Snowball is still out there somewhere!
Seriously, consider it a “tip jar,” much like the ones you see on other blogs. I pledge to use the donations only to shore up the site, reward people like Jennifer, and purchase things that are in some way related to the health and well-being of Fanatical Apathy (”well-being” and “related to” are meant as defined by the F.A. Charter (2nd Revision), which is on display at our Archive Center, conveniently located in the Scott Base at Pram Point, Antarctica).
To keep things fair, though, I pledge to remove the tip jar as soon as the War on Terror is officially over. Meanwhile, and in all earnestness, a big thanks to you all. Now if you’ll excuse me, we Felbers have some serious cavorting to get to.





21 comments
Scott McClellan
May 25, 2005 at 3:09 pm
1War on Terror? You should remove the tip jar as soon as the War on Drugs is officially over.
Johnnyko
May 25, 2005 at 3:24 pm
2Officially over? You should remove the tip jar as soon as Drugs and Terror concede defeat.
Drugs
May 25, 2005 at 3:57 pm
3Fine, I concede. Nobody’s paying attention to me anyway. I’m just going to go hang out with my good friends Cancer and Crime now.
Poverty
May 25, 2005 at 4:11 pm
4Hello? Remember me? Nobody ever remembers the “War on Poverty” sigh…
Pete IVDL
May 25, 2005 at 5:48 pm
5Awwww…. that’s so cute! Lookit them Felbers cavorting like otters! (Oh, it’s going to take a loooooooooong time to get that image out of my head…)
Hey Drugs, if you can convince Cancer to bust a cap in Crime’s ass, you can then take Cancer down from behind, I just know you can. Go gettum!
Pete IVDL
May 25, 2005 at 5:51 pm
6I was going to expand on that theme, but Mike (my cat) seems to think he’s perfectly transparent when he sits in the middle of my screen. (He’s named after Mike Tyson, ’cause he’s a pussy!
Terror
May 25, 2005 at 6:45 pm
7Drugs? Cancer? Crime? Poverty? All of you have a big problem, and that is the presence of just one r. You should have three r’s in your name, like me. You put enough r’s in something and it tickles the tongue. Terror. It’s just so much fun to say. Terror, terror, terror. See? Besides, if you say something enough times, it no longer means anything.
Oops. Gotta go. W wants to roll me around on his tongue some more. He’s very ticklish, you know.
Terror, terror, terror.
Scott
May 25, 2005 at 8:16 pm
8Adam,
Keep the tip jar, and Jennifer, if you can. The site has never looked or worked better. Except I miss the rat.
Your pal - Scott
Murray
May 25, 2005 at 8:46 pm
9Adam,
Take good care of my $100,000.
Enjoy the time with your family. When all is said and done, it’s the most important thing we do. (When you get older it will all become clear).
Ann
May 25, 2005 at 9:53 pm
10OK, am I the only one who’s freaked out by how much Adam looks like his mother? Do we even know that she’s still around? Maybe it’s really Adam in a wig, writing romance novels on the side! Don’t go in the cellar…
David
May 25, 2005 at 9:56 pm
11Been taking lessons from our local PayPal Giant Benny “Helmet Hair” Hinn, have you? Let the good times roll/roll a good time/time for a good roll…
Off topic: anyone not familiar with Joshua Brown’s cartoons, check out the current posting. If I hadn’t known it was Joshua Brown, I’d have thought Adam had another talent I didn’t know about.
http://historiansagainstwar.org/wartime/
Scott
May 25, 2005 at 10:52 pm
12almost coughed up the plantains I had for dinner at the ‘Animal Farm’ refernce to Commrade Snowball.
I will work harder
Tom M
May 26, 2005 at 4:51 am
13Pram point huh? I’ll have my cousin wander over from Halley V and take a peek.
Pete IVDL
May 26, 2005 at 9:16 am
14Murray’s right - apart from becoming chronically myopic, everything will become clear as you age. Especially What’s Wrong With Kids Today, You Call That Trash Music, Do You? and my personal favourite, Oh, That’s What The Point Of It All Is….gaaak. (Sound of clogs quietly popping).
Hey, and I’m only 41! I’ve got it made! I’ve been practising (?practicing?) so long, I’m nearly word perfect.
Child
May 26, 2005 at 2:05 pm
15What about meeeeeeeeeeeeee…………!!!!
madbard
May 26, 2005 at 2:19 pm
16Cut-out the middle man. Where’s Jennifer’s Amazon wish list? Besides, Adam has his TV star sugar-momma now.
Thompson
May 26, 2005 at 4:01 pm
17Crime, Poverty, Cancer, and Drugs. With the fifth who left before they got famous but still went on to develop his own career, Terror. It appears the Lobster has given the Felberites our very own Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (plus one!).
Katie
May 26, 2005 at 10:40 pm
18Happy Birthday, Mommie!!!!!!!
Mary
May 27, 2005 at 9:07 am
19Happy Birthday Ms. Edith. You are “da bomb”. And your children are pretty cool too
War
May 27, 2005 at 12:37 pm
20Oooh…I wanna play too! Wilco rocks!
Adam Felber
May 27, 2005 at 6:41 pm
21Thank you all. Adam is not playing Loony Motel Manager games, Ann. Genetics and all that. I am here, and I just had a birthday! Thanking you one and all for your felicitations.
Best,
Still here Mother of All Felbers
www,edithlayton.com