My friends, the times are a-changing here at Fanatical Apathy. Great changes are afoot.
No, I’m not leaving. I just need Help.
With thousands of unique visitors per week, hundreds of comments, and a great li’l community, you’d think everything was fine. Boom times. Golden Age. Irrational Exuberance.
But it’s getting tough: I’m not extremely savvy with the “internets.” Even with a spam-fighting program, it’s taking me several hours per week to separate the ‘insightful observations’ from the ads for ‘hot russian sluts.’ This becomes even more difficult when a hot russian slut has an insightful observation to offer.
Several thousand comments get automatically blocked every day. At least a thousand more per week have to be deleted and added to the “black-list.” And you guys keep emailing me to tell me about curiously malfunctioning Comment behavior.
Here’s what I need to do: I need to upgrade to a newer version of the ancient software that runs this place, which will make spam-fighting easier. I might need to purchase more server space - in the past few months alone, the legitimate comments have taken up 11 MB or so. You’re a loquacious bunch. I’d also like to change the look a bit, spruce up the place, maybe put in a few houseplants and a throw pillow or two.
So I’ve got two choices.
1) One or two of you volunteers to do my dirty work. Installs the stuff, sets it free. Maybe someone else helps me refurbish the Look and Feel.
2) I set up a PayPal button and start shilling for donations, which will allow me to pay for the work I need done here and the eventual maintenance. As much as I love this site, it’s already costing me enough to maintain, and I simply can’t be sinking more into a project that is essentially an extremely fun hobby.
Even though I’ve got a deeply-ingrained personal taboo against Asking For Stuff, these are desperate times. So consider this an APB for Technical Assistance. Or perhaps a warning about an incipient Pledge Drive. Either way, I’m looking for a spirit of volunteerism, a thousand points of light, the glorious tapestry, enlightened self-interest, etc.
Pony up.
____________
UPDATE: I’ve added a PayPal “donate” button over on the right. Consider it a maintenance fund/tip jar kind of thing. I don’t expect it to cover all of the site’s expenses or magically fix the technical problems, but it’s a start… Donate away. I won’t try to stop you.





41 comments
Tom Thomsen
April 28, 2005 at 6:02 pm
1I know this is completely off-topic, but…
Tom here. We worked together on a few improv shows several years ago. Dunno if you remember me or not, but I’m the tall blond guy who plays the piano.
Anyway, I’m casting for a show that I’ll be putting on here in New York soon, and was wondering if you might be interested. It’s a musical comedy show centering on current politics. Imagine my surprise when I found that you have a political blog!!! You’d be perfect for this, and I’d love to work with you on it.
Regardless of whether or not you’re too busy to even think about doing another show, I’d love to catch up with you sometime.
I hope you’re well, and look forward to hearing from you. By the way, sorry I had to resort to posting on your blog to get your attention - I was looking for your e-mail but couldn’t find it. Take care!
- Tom
www.tmt-music.com
Tiffany
April 28, 2005 at 7:27 pm
2Message sent, Adam.
Bob
April 28, 2005 at 7:31 pm
3Damn, damn, damn! Why didn’t I think of it first? Well, better late than never…
Adam, I’m looking for an ultra-sharp satirist to round out the cast of a political revue I’m directing here at the Sybil Lefkowitz Memorial Retirement Village and Dinner Theatre, called, “Enough With The Lying Politicians, Already!” Putting on a show at a rest home is an interesting challenge; many of the cast members are residents, and most lost interest in politics around the time Edmund Muskie tanked. Just having someone who knows who’s in office now might be enough to put us over the top. Anyway, let me know what you think as soon as you can. We’re not getting any younger over here.
Linkmeister
April 28, 2005 at 7:44 pm
4I said this in another thread, but I suspect it got lost.
I think Movable Type will do an upgrade/install to ver. 3.16 (most current) for a nominal fee ($50? Don’t quote me). That install includes the MT-Blacklist and its continual updating. That won’t do anything about server space, but it solves many of the comment spam problems.
Hot Russian Slut
April 28, 2005 at 8:02 pm
5I’ll gladly pay for your service, Adam my love.
Mojo
April 28, 2005 at 8:36 pm
6How can you have done WWDTM so much without knowing how this works? You need to write three or four sentences and then stop to yammer away for twenty minutes or so about how only our donations can keep this fine satire on the web. Repeat until we give in and/or bleed from the ears.
Hot Russian Slut
April 28, 2005 at 8:37 pm
7Plus I have a much better “nom de post” now. Thanks!
Murray
April 28, 2005 at 8:46 pm
8I just sent my $100,000 Adam. I just hope that Pay Pal doesn’t loose it again. Damn those careless Pay Pals.
(I can get you a bike for cheap)
dee
April 28, 2005 at 9:17 pm
9Just as long as I don’t get another one of those damn mugs…
Mary Kay
April 28, 2005 at 9:27 pm
10How much to I have to give to get a Fanatical Apathy T-shirt? How about an Apathetic Fanatic T-shirt?
Wyld Card
April 28, 2005 at 10:03 pm
11I’m somewhat html-savvy and would be happy to help with any technical assistance I can give. Unfortunately, like most techie types these days, I can’t help monetarily. And I have no luck whatsoever with houseplants.
Whatever assistance I can provide has already been paid in full by the sanity you infuse into our otherwise insane world.
Contact me with details and I’ll see what I can do.
http://wyldcard.blogspot.com
www.wyldcard.org
David
April 28, 2005 at 11:04 pm
12Hot Russian Slut,
Pledge 10% of your income to Adam’s port-in-an-insane-political-storm website. Think of it as a tithe. Fanatical Apathists everywhere will sing your praises. Lobster will reward you a thousand times over. And who knows how Adam might reward you.
Katie
April 28, 2005 at 11:07 pm
13Adam:
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…
What we need are WWDTM bloopers!!!
Since we can’t seem to get them legitimately, how about you just ‘happen’ to record the taping sessions, and then offer the .mpg files (or whatever they are) on the ‘black market’… I know several folks that would pony up on a weekly basis to get an email with an attachment allowing them to hear all that we DON’T hear….
Just a thought….
Katie
Yuri Lithinkso
April 28, 2005 at 11:15 pm
14Beloved Mr. FELBERS,
Sexy hot lady from my country wants to meet you very much. Please send name and credit card number so she can right away buy ticket. Also pay pal good.
Jerry
April 29, 2005 at 3:05 am
15Damn, everywhere ya go these days, it’s a cover charge and a two drink minimum. Back in my day you could walk over to the free speech area and hear Wild Man Fischer singing “Merry-go-round” or Ferlinghetti reading “Sometimes during eternity” for free. Now I have to watch commercials to see Jon Stewart, and slip a buck or two into Adam’s hat as he skillfully opens the body politic and excises the cancerous tissue.
OK, I’ll play..I mean pay.
pjk
April 29, 2005 at 3:50 am
16Make sure you don’t throw out the Slutskayas with the sluts, Adam.
Also, we have no credit cards since the Bush II/term I bankruptcy, but we’d be happy to mail you the monthly check, as long as you have one of those “mail-order minister” IDs, and we can write it off as a charitable contribution.
Seriously: Adam sets up a weekly meeting with fellow believers to observe the Sacred Video Ceremony Of Female Body Worship. Holy Hops and Godly Ganja are imbibed in moderation (of course). Occasional junkets, er, research and “outreach” trips are conducted at the finest local purveyors of pole-dancing. TAX DODGE!
Your wife doesn’t read these comments, does she?
Ananna
April 29, 2005 at 3:55 am
17Adam, dear Adam.
Now how will you ever go about picking one and only one of us to help you? I suggest a Limerick Challenge.
Also, pledges over $100 will get Carl Kassel’s voice on your answering machine.
Pledges over $1000 will get Adam’s.
Something like that.
Love,
Hanna
(who doesn’t even have an answering machine)
littlebit
April 29, 2005 at 8:06 am
18To be terse, I don’t know tech but I love you, count on you, and have a card. Back tonight to acquaint myself with the ways of PayPal.
Oddly, I’m handing out mugs at work today.
Sue
April 29, 2005 at 10:02 am
19For a $100 donation, the WWDTM Out-Take Reel, but for a donation of $20 a month - get the Out-Take Reel *and* a volume of the collected insightful observations of hot russian sluts!!
Uppin’ the ante, my friend, uppin’ the ante….
bri
April 29, 2005 at 10:38 am
20Where can we meet so I can slip you an envelop stuffed with unmarked bills?
bri
Mary
April 29, 2005 at 11:32 am
21Afraid my web skills are only so-so but I’m willing to do what I can. I do have a credit card but had problems with PayPal in the distant past and am now boycotting them. Do you have a PO box for mailed in donations?
David
April 29, 2005 at 11:58 am
22You can feel the love. I feel it in Oakland, I feel it in Van Nuys, I feel it in Boston, I feel it in Ann Arbor, I feel it in Orlando…. Put your hand on the monitor and feel the power, then pony up, or as Hot Russian Sluts, Inc. say: “Pay to Play, Pal.”
Yeah, a couple of us still have to resort to the USPS (we support Lance)and paper instruments.
rws
April 29, 2005 at 12:17 pm
23I had no idea that so many hot Russian sluts were so computer savvy.
Count me among the hordes of concerned citizens who will be happy to send a slip of paper representing a medium of exchange on which will be scribbled a bunch of numbers that, taken together, will magically endow the recipient with the illusion of increased wealth.
NeoCleo
April 29, 2005 at 1:11 pm
24Adam:
I’m happy to donate $$, I just don’t want to use Paypal–I got burned once.
Please give me an alternative! A cashier’s check or money order to a P.O. Box?
Larry Osterman
April 29, 2005 at 1:18 pm
25Have you considered google’s ads? I know a number of bloggers that support their site’s bandwidth with them…
Mr_Blog
April 29, 2005 at 2:10 pm
26For some reason I’ve had $20 sitting in my Paypal account since Christmas. It must be Fate… Kismet… Or possibly Unreported Income. It’s yours.
Melissa
April 29, 2005 at 2:29 pm
27I’m a college student with no money to speak of, but I’d be happy to help out technically in any way I can. I design web pages for a living, and I have misspent many a night learning all about Movable Type.
One thing you can do that is easy and won’t cost you the price of an upgrade is to take the “Post” button off this page and make commenters preview before posting. Real live people will take the two seconds to hit Preview, then Post, but spambots don’t know any better. Well, not yet, anyway.
Emmarie
April 29, 2005 at 3:25 pm
28Can I provide the throw pillows?
Allison in Santa Cruz
April 29, 2005 at 4:16 pm
29Ooh, ooh! I can water the plants!
Seriously, if what it takes to keep FA going is cold hard currency, I’d rather pony up a few $$ up front than deal with ads on a daily basis. Adam, is there a practical way we can contribute, without having to use PayPal?
merkley???
April 29, 2005 at 5:12 pm
30sure, i’ve got some money for you right here,
reaches into jacket pulls out hand with middle finger extended.
god i love that joke.
Mike Z
April 29, 2005 at 5:41 pm
31The local PBS station here kinda stinks (mostly bad BBC sitcoms and Lawrence Welk reruns), so I stopped donating that direction a few years ago. I’m more than happy to divert those funds to FA.
(I doubt you would do this anyway, Adam, but please please please don’t resort to any banner ads.)
Jim
April 29, 2005 at 8:09 pm
32I like Hannah’s idea of a limerick challenge.
There once was a man named Felbers
who to the right wing was like prickle burrs
He exposed their ludicrous gaffs
Always good for outrage and laughs
In the hopes that they all would end up jailbirds
O.K. the meter and rhyme don’t quite meet the standards. Maybe you can find a place for me in the interior design department. I can work wonders with plaid and polka dots. Just keep me away from the potted plants.
Allison
April 29, 2005 at 9:05 pm
33Hola! Always a reader, rarely a commenter, but I love this site and have read it for a couple years now.
I’m low on the cash scale right now (click my site, and you’ll see the small being who devours most of my budget), but I’m decent with figuring out the workings of blogs…Melissa sounds like a best bet for your technical help since she knows MT (I use WordPress, and used to be on blogger), but if you need more time, (or if whoever takes on the project needs some time), I’d be happy to pitch in! email: allison.burge (at) gmail.com
hedera
April 29, 2005 at 9:15 pm
34Adam, I’ve never used PayPal and after reading some of the horror stories on the paypalsucks.com site, I’m inclined to keep on never using PayPal. If you’ll email me with a snail mail address I’ll be happy to put a check in the mail.
Rusty
April 29, 2005 at 10:59 pm
35Allison: Maya is Adorable! Seems like yesterday that was my little boy. Sadly, they all become teenagers.
And they remain expensive!! At least my income has outpaced his expenses so that I can properly enjoy my mid-life crisis.
Adam, no go with PayPal. I cancelled my account a couple weeks ago. They aren’t worth the hassle.
-Rustico Bocaccio
Michael Tunnicliffe
April 30, 2005 at 5:55 am
36Hi
I have a fair amount of experience with HTML, PHP and web servers in general. I’d be happy to help, though I’ve always used WordPress instead of Movable Type. I also have some bandwidth/diskspace which you could make much better use of than I do. Drop me a line if you’re interested.
Susie
April 30, 2005 at 10:05 am
37Murray,
I’m in the market for a bike! call me. pant, pant, I’m waiting.
Adam: good luck. I too recommend google ads and blogads, but don’t know what kind of dosh they generate.
Sincerely,
Susie
running the finest lo-fi crap-o site since 2002
-=e=-
April 30, 2005 at 12:04 pm
38Gee… donate five bucks to you or send it to save some starving kid in Biafra that may get rich enough to come to America and steal my car radio???
NO CONTEST!
Here’s what I expect for my donation:
1. An upgrade to Wordpress (Movable Type is SO 2002!!!) I have such great contol over comment spam now… some places approval is needed other places I can send a Right Wing Death Squad after other spammers. It’s awesome and it’s free….
2. Major ass kissing. Enough of this crap, Adam. I’m your #1 fan and as such expect a casual mention in every 4th post. Either how cool I am, or how desperately I suck up to you.
3. Connections to Quincy Jones and a possible record connection - Well, we’ll make this one optional. If you know Simon Cowell… EVEN BETTER!
David
May 1, 2005 at 11:32 am
39Adam - glad to help technically however I can - just finished a big upgrade to the new movable type on my site itself… so feel free to call on my help if you need.
That said, looks like plenty of others have said this before me, so this is more of an afterthought
madbard
May 2, 2005 at 4:47 pm
40I just finished redoing my own website and transitioned from MT 2.6 to Wordpress, set up a new photo gallery, etc etc, and now you want me to do your website, Adam?
Let’s do some ballpark, back of the beer napkin calculations. For a saavy webmaster, probably 1-2 hours to transition you over to more stable blog software including exporting and reimporting the current stuff, another 12-24 hours to make it pretty and fix broken links blah blah, 2-4 hours per week indefinitely to keep everything running smoothly.
For a webmistress, half that time since they are much more competant and don’t take beer and peanut breaks.
You’ll want to move to a more robust hosting service ($10-50/month) depending on how much space you need and how much bandwidth you want. If you get slashdotted, triple that.
So what…. $1000-2000 upfront for set-up and design time. Another $100-200/month to keep up operations. (Don’t talk about any of that $4.95/month server crap. We’re talking _professional_ level…. oh wait, this is Adam. Okay, maybe $13.95.) So that’s worth, what? Two Carl Kassel answering messages? Peter Sagal’s hairpiece? A date with Sue Ellicott?
Pete in Van Diemen's Land
May 2, 2005 at 9:34 pm
41Yawn. Hmmm. Errr. Whassat? OH NO - IT’S THE FANNY SIGNAL! Whoop, whoop, ding, ding.. etc..
Despite my inability to do “Movable Type” bloggy stuff, I am a Nobel-prize-nominated website designer, and I’m happy to work with throw cushions, house plants, and incontinent spammers.
Happy to let you know how the Google stuff works too. (Lots of options, but lots of management too!)
I love Paypal. Been using it here in VDL for years. Never once had a problem in around 1,000 transactions.
I want Peter Sagal to pour the wine, Adam to do the after-dinner yuks, and Sue Ellicot just cause she’s lovely. Oh - and can you send over some warm Russian sluts too? Mine are soggy and cold.
You know my email (for all the wrong reasons!), but JIC: PCPete(at)melbourneaudio.com. Call me.