Comments on: Religion Today http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/ America's favorite blog Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:16:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: dee http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8200 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8200 $100 to anyone who sneaks over there and glues some fake fur to the top of that thing. $100 to anyone who sneaks over there and glues some fake fur to the top of that thing.

]]> by: Ann http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8201 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8201 I didn't even have a beverage at my desk, but when I read "fake fur" I ran to the cooler so I'd have something to do a spit take with! I didn’t even have a beverage at my desk, but when I read “fake fur” I ran to the cooler so I’d have something to do a spit take with!

]]> by: Johnnyboy http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8202 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8202 It kinda looks like someone taped the shroud of Turin over that crack, then peed all over it. It kinda looks like someone taped the shroud of Turin over that crack, then peed all over it.

]]> by: Emmarie http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8203 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8203 I can't even remotely see Mary, but maybe I'm just not on the right drugs. I can’t even remotely see Mary, but maybe I’m just not on the right drugs.

]]> by: Deno the Untergeek http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8204 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8204 Ahaha...one very nice virgin indeed Adam. Oh Lobster, I love that. Emmarie, I think it's a matter of faith. Did anyone else hear about the Virgin Mary appearing on an Australian couple's soiled (keeping with the whole virgin scene...but not) bedsheets? I find that higly appropriate. Ahaha…one very nice virgin indeed Adam. Oh Lobster, I love that.

Emmarie, I think it’s a matter of faith.

Did anyone else hear about the Virgin Mary appearing on an Australian couple’s soiled (keeping with the whole virgin scene…but not) bedsheets? I find that higly appropriate.

]]> by: Bryan http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8205 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8205 I think it shows a good reason not to be standing near to that overpass as the concrete isn't holding and it could collapse. I think it shows a good reason not to be standing near to that overpass as the concrete isn’t holding and it could collapse.

]]> by: tess http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8206 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8206 That's certainly a better interpretation of a water stain -- it makes a hell of a lot more sense to see the "little man in the boat." Otherwise, I'd say that Mary's looking shapeless and blotchy - she needs an eyebrow pencil for better definition, like a nose, or perhaps eyes. That’s certainly a better interpretation of a water stain — it makes a hell of a lot more sense to see the “little man in the boat.” Otherwise, I’d say that Mary’s looking shapeless and blotchy - she needs an eyebrow pencil for better definition, like a nose, or perhaps eyes.

]]> by: dave http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8207 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8207 I always find it funny that anyone would think that their GOD would choose to reveal his majestic omnipotence as a stain on bedsheets, water stains on a dilapidated concrete wall, or a strangely shaped potato. Not quite the old testament razzle dazzle, eh? I favor athiesm myself, but if a giant godly index finger came out of the ceiling of the House and incinerated Tom Delay with lightning bolts, I might reconsider. Heck, I'd be impressed even if it just singed him a bit. But then again, those of greater faith would probably blame it on the vast left wing conspiracy... I always find it funny that anyone would think that their GOD would choose to reveal his majestic omnipotence as a stain on bedsheets, water stains on a dilapidated concrete wall, or a strangely shaped potato. Not quite the old testament razzle dazzle, eh? I favor athiesm myself, but if a giant godly index finger came out of the ceiling of the House and incinerated Tom Delay with lightning bolts, I might reconsider. Heck, I’d be impressed even if it just singed him a bit. But then again, those of greater faith would probably blame it on the vast left wing conspiracy…

]]> by: dave http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8208 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8208 dee, I believe that would be a merkin miracle, but it would cover mary's face like...a beard. Oh bother. dee,

I believe that would be a merkin miracle, but it would cover mary’s face like…a beard. Oh bother.

]]> by: Mike Z http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8209 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2005/04/20/religion-today/#comment-8209 So Adam, you never explained exactly what others have said to make you see that this could be The Virgin. Is it because, when you look really closely, you can see the still-intact hymen? So Adam, you never explained exactly what others have said to make you see that this could be The Virgin. Is it because, when you look really closely, you can see the still-intact hymen?

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