From CNN:
The Rev. Patrick Mahoney, a conservative Christian activist leading demonstrations outside a Florida hospice where Schiavo lives, said he would take his fight to Washington on Monday.

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Having exhausted their legal options, the Rev. Mahoney, Operation Rescue founder Randall Terry, and other members of the hard religious right have decided to stage an event in front of the Capitol building in order to heighten awareness of Terri Schiavo’s case and other core issues.

“We have a problem,” said Mahoney. “The vast majority of people in this nation don’t agree with us about this issue. The vast majority of evangelical Christians don’t agree with us on this one. So we’ll show ‘em. We’ll show the whole darned country.”

“This is about mainstream American values,” added Terry. “Unfortunately. most of America is out of touch with mainstream American values. This should fix that.”

At 5 PM this afternoon, Mahoney, Terry, and “most of the hard-line Christian right” will get on motorcycles on the Mall in Washington and begin accelerating towards the steps of the Capitol building. They will fall into formation, and in groups of two and three they will ascend a hastily built ramp.

“That’s just the beginning,” says Mahoney. “Terri would want more than a simple motorcycle jump.”

To add to the symbolism and solemnity of the cause, a large tank has been placed directly in front of the Capitol. Inside the tank is a large, recently-captured great white shark. At precisely 5:15, the first of the conservative activists (Mahoney, Terry, and Rev. Pat Robertson), will hit the top of the ramp and (presumably), sail over the tank and the shark and land at the very foot of the steps. The rest of the Christian right will follow.

“The shark is a symbol of activist judges and liberal atheists, determined to tear into our moral fiber,” said Mahoney. “We will rise up and sail overhead…”

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