From Reuters:

“GAITHERSBURG, Md. - Merck & Co. Inc.’s withdrawn arthritis drug Vioxx is safe enough to rejoin Pfizer’s rival pain relievers Celebrex and Bextra on the U.S. market, an advisory panel said after concluding that all three medicines posed some level of heart risk.

The 17-15 vote on Vioxx’s safety to go to market electrified Merck shares…”

It was a stunning turnaround for Vioxx, which was withdrawn in September by Merck after a study showed the drug doubled heart attack and stroke risk compared with a placebo in patients who took it for at least 18 months.

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There you have it! When 17 out of 32 experts stand up and say that a drug is probably helpful enough to offset the doubled risk of heart attack, what else do you need to hear?

Arthritis sufferers need choice, and if on of those choices is an expensive and still-proprietary drug that has a habit of taking away all your pain in a really permanent way, well, that’s what “choice” is all about.

What was Merck supposed to do? Sit back and await another study, the clock ticking all the while, bringing closer the day when seniors might be able to buy generic Vioxx? Would that be fair? As this panel has emphatically declared - a tiny majority of experts feel, after very quick study, that the drug is more or less not going to cause people to die at a rate that is worse than the suffering they’d feel if the drug was banned. Get it? The comfort of the many outweighs the existence of the few, to coin a phrase.

Anyway, it’s about personal responsibility. If grandpa wants to live, he may just have to lay off the Vioxx. If he’d rather ease the pain… well, that’s his choice. Nobody’s forcing these drugs on him. Only advertising ‘em during his favorite programs.

Cynics are bound to compare this quick result to the administration’s 4 year failure to allow drug importation from Canada because of “safety concerns.” They’re bound to point out that all these “safety issues” have a spooky way of resolving themselves in a manner than positively affects drug companies’ bottom lines. These were the same types of knee-jerk liberal cynics who kept saying that Iraq didn’t have weapons of mass destruction, and look who turned out to be right on that one - they just had free elections!

Game and match. We’ll be right back, after an extremely vague drug commercial featuring aging people running through sundrenched meadows as sentimental-yet-energetic music plays in the background. They they are, on their tandem bikes and golf carts, smiling and laughing in golden light, waving as they pass by, freed of the ill-effects of… something. You don’t need to know what the drug does - don’t they look happy? Lookit ‘em there, riding over the horizon! Pain-free and going full-speed…

…to a better place.