I’m just dropping in to ask a question. So…

There’s this proposal on the table, something about Social Security and retirement, right? I just want to get it straight.

So… the idea is to tax our citizenry, but not actually take their money away. It’s their money, not for the common good but for them and their families. Do I have this right so far? Okay. So we take peoples’ money away, and let them choose from an approved list of investments that they can put it into. Am I missing something here? All right, so it’s their money, yes, it belongs to them, but they can’t have it back until they retire. Is that the gist? Is that it?

Is there any other government program that looks anything like this? Mostly when I earn money I either get to keep it and use it how I see fit or it disappears into the hungry maw of the Common Good: Defense, infrastructure, social programs, museums about the history of artichokes, etc.

I’m sure that when he hears about this idea, President Bush won’t stand for it. He’s all about Freedom and Liberty and Small Government. A guy like that would immediately see that forcing people to invest a portion of their earnings is a violation of personal liberty. Because when you stop calling this a reapportioning of the Social Security tax, you see it for what it is - compulsory personal investment. Big Papa government telling us how to spend our allowance because we’re not responsible enough to do it ourselves.

Damned big government liberals. Don’t worry, our President will take care of of the clowns who came up with this.

Unless there’s some ulterior motive here. You know, unless the plan is really just a stealthy way to cut the Social Security tax without seeming to do so. You know, rich people who have retirement plans anyway would now be free to push that “tax money” towards their dotage while freeing them up to put the funds they were going to put in their IRAs somewhere else. That’d be diabolically clever…

… nah. It’s gotta be those aging longhaired tofu-grazing “Red Depends babies” who are behind this. The administration and God’ll sort ‘em out.