I’m not qualified to eulogize Johnny Carson. Okay, I’m not really qualified to eulogize anyone. I’m more of a wedding-toast-and-birthday-party kind of guy, dependable to stay just sober enough to get some decent laughs without getting beaten up afterwards by the bride’s brothers behind the catering hall. Okay, usually, but in my defense let me just say that though I regret the Melville reference, that was one indisputably large bride.
Anyway, I’m particularly unqualified to eulogize Johnny. He was an institution by the the time I was born, and my early forays into late night TV were weekend appointments with SNL and SCTV. By the time I was staying up late on weeknights, “The Tonight Show” was merely a pleasant appetizer. It was a gateway drug to the harder stuff, and the harder stuff was David Letterman, who could make me laugh until I drooled and helped launch me into a lifetime of being completely useless before noon.
But Dave loved Johnny, which made me a fan by association. And it was more than just historical curiosity; even as he waned as a cultural force, he was the Sara Lee of comedy - it was hard to find anyone who didn’t like him. Half of the fun of Dave was the way he used the structure that Johnny had fixed in place as a jungle gym. Letterman was a revolution without a rebellion, and even us snarky teens understood that.
I guess America’s belief in the mythological “generation gap” was beginning to fade in the 80’s, and we hadn’t yet created the newer, more dangerous divisive mythos that we live with today. By the time Johnny hit his 60’s it was no longer an unpardonable cultural sin to be un-young. And he retired before anyone could lambaste him for being a part of the vast liberal biased blue state media elite.
In other words, he had great timing to go along with his great timing.
When Johnny made fun of Nixon, Reagan and Bush, he wasn’t a liberal media mouthpiece waging a cultural war on mainstream American values. When he mocked Johnson, Carter, and Ted Kennedy he wasn’t a conservative stooge repressing freedom while kowtowing to his evil corporate overlords. He was just a talented, likable midwestern guy who found himself in Hollywood telling jokes that he thought were funny. Even when he was applying the definitive foot to Nixon’s ass, he wasn’t a shadowy force of bias. He was a good comedian doing his job, saying what was on his mind and featuring guests that he thought merited airtime.
Do such guys exist nowadays? Of course not. How could they? Everything you see and hear today is produced by the masterminds of one of the two distinct cabals who are pushing their agenda on America. These dark associations are easy to spot - most of their members are the ones who deny that their conspiracies exist! A dead giveaway. And the damage that they do is devastating: Unlike a couple of decades ago, today we know that most Americans can no longer form their own opinions and can be swayed by hearing too many of the relentless lies put forth by one camp or the other. Not us of course, but our neighbors are extremely weak-minded and vulnerable to sophisticatedly crafted influence. Not from our side, where folks just speak their minds, but from the other side, where carefully calibrated and disingenuous “opinions” are disseminated to mouthpieces through an almost invisible network to achieve nefarious ends.
Today, we Americans are sophisticated and savvy enough to know that we’re gullible and weak-minded, and we’re sure as hell not going to let any evil-intentioned establishment brainwash us into thinking that we should be responsible for our own thoughts. That’s how they get you!
A lot is going to be said this week about Johnny Carson’s wit, his class, his kindness, his judgment, and above all his grace. He had all of those things. But so did we. Maybe to a lesser extent, but we had it. It deserves a little bit of mourning too.





39 comments
Murray
January 24, 2005 at 4:45 pm
1Theeeeeeeere goes Johnny!
Good by old friend.
ch
January 24, 2005 at 6:14 pm
2perhaps there are many who are johnny fans by association by way of letterman. i am one, too.
i’m not sure about “dependable to stay just sober enough.” didn’t i pass you with a fifth of maker’s in your fist in monterrey?
Sharon
January 24, 2005 at 6:23 pm
3While still a youngster, I stayed up way too late to watch Johnny with my mother. As an adult, I suffered many more years of sleep deprivation because of him. You just never knew what you might miss if you didn’t.
Goodnight, Johnny!
lovable liberal
January 24, 2005 at 6:29 pm
4If there’s a liberal conspiracy, where do I sign up to be a mindless drone of free-thinking? Will anyone give me air time? Air America is getting close to 50 markets, but the VRWC can rightly say, Whoop-de-doo, about that. Or is the second great cabal the commercial cabal that doesn’t care about your politics so long as you buy lots of stuff?
J. Deighton
January 24, 2005 at 6:36 pm
5I’ve been reading Fan Ap for about two years now, and this really takes the cake. This was a masterpiece. Thank you, Adam!
Deno the Untergeek
January 24, 2005 at 7:31 pm
6“The Melville reference,” a classic tale of one man’s tongue out of control. Hahah. Drinkage and computers don’t mix.
If you’re unqualified, Adam, then the ones that are must have eulogies written by Johnny himself. Very good.
tess
January 24, 2005 at 7:37 pm
7I was far too young to stay up late to watch the Tonight Show before Leno’s buffoonery took over. But an era has passed, and the old vangaurd is passing away. I remember feeling this way when that old Nazi, Herbert von Karajon, passed away, and then Berstein, that a generation was passing me by and it was somehow important, but I wasn’t entirely old enough to understand.
And I guess I’m still not quite old enough to understand. It’s sometimes a pity being young.
David
January 24, 2005 at 7:50 pm
8Damn I’m old! I remember Jack Paar. I was a sophomore at the University of Florida when Johnny Carson took over “The Tonight Show.”
It was a different time. Adam is right about that. We had just emerged (mostly) from McCarthyism, although the lt. governor of Florida was on a crusade to root out the homosexual and/or communist profs at UF. And our incredible rush of hope hadn’t yet been murdered.
America was mostly an open place, there were no propaganda juggernauts, and intellectual development based on discernible facts and sound reasoning was still valued, even by the Southern Baptist parents I knew. Those threads are even stronger on the left today, even as they have become generally anathema on the right. What will save our asses is that the dominant right, resting on cheap myths and lies, is a majority only in its dreams. Common sense, science, and liberal American intellectualism cannot forever be boxed in.
A tribute to Floyd R. Turbo, because this is what Johnny Carson means to me, and to the people I know who used to watch Johnny Carson. Those characters were why we watched the show. The Great Carnack was salutatorian. And we knew we were hearing a humorist with more than just a sense of humor. Kinda like Adam.
Landis
January 24, 2005 at 8:27 pm
9This just confirms the fact that I’m one of the oldest younguns around. I’m only 27, but I remember watching Johnny Carson quite a bit. In fact, I never liked Letterman too much and when Johnny retired and Leno took over, I called it a night (how old could I have been then?). Haven’t been able to watch any late night TV since Johnny retired. Now there is The Daily Show, but I gave up on TV too long ago and so only watch the clips on the web site.
Sorry to see ya go Johnny. But I’ll bet the Great Lobster will appreciate having you around.
Katie
January 24, 2005 at 10:35 pm
10I discovered Johnny thru my stepmom. If I rested quitely on the couch, I could stay up thru the monolog. I was hooked by age 9 (late 70s). I never really got into Letterman or Leno, but when the Daily Show hit the air, I was immediately hooked by the ‘tip of the hat’ toward the classic Johnny understated, sly, dry, midwestern humor (and as Craig Kilborn graduated from my neighboring highschool, there was also a certain affinity… ) I was prepared to hate John Stewart, but I think I like him even more. He has the wit and timing down pat, without the narcissism of Craig. He most reminds me of the classic Johnny…. especially when he delivers a ‘2 second delay zinger’ and just shoots that look to the audience.
Good bye Johnny. I hope you held an envelope to your forehead as you met St. Peter…..
Mike Z
January 25, 2005 at 12:33 am
11Carson was definitely the main reason for me wanting to stay up past bedtime (I caught him from the early 80’s, on). As himself or as one of his characters, he formed the basis for my sense of humor (such as it is), which includes both how I try to be funny and how I understand what humor is generally. Those who experienced the pre-Carson years may be able to track it back further, but it seems to me that much of popular comedy today has lots of Carson’s flavor to it. Certainly Jon Stewart makes explicit allusions to him all the time.
Question: What was the name of the TV salesman guy? “Get out of your car, cut off your slaughson, get back into your car…”
Roy
January 25, 2005 at 1:46 am
12I believe his name was Art Fern.
Off topic, where has Peter been? (both from the show and from the blog)
Lynne
January 25, 2005 at 8:43 am
13I went to the taping of the second to last Tonight Show (how lucky am I?). Johnny Carson was a genteel, charming man.
I agree with Katie and Mike Z. that his “heir” is Jon Stewart who also has the ability to allow the guest to shine.
And though I mourn the passing of Mr. Carson, I’m reminded of an earlier F.A. blog about Scott Peterson. Can anyone remember the names of any soldiers killed in Iraq this week? Wow, am I a buzz kill or what?
Mary
January 25, 2005 at 10:04 am
14I actually stayed up to catch part of the “Tonight Show” last night as it was a tribute to Carson. What wonderful clips! Ed, of course, was on. The ultimate sideman. Then Bob Newhart and Don Rickles were on. What a flash back. I always enjoyed seeing them with Johnny- especially Newhart.
There is no one to replace Johnny but, then, who would want to? He was singular and influenced the present day comics. Thank Lobster for videotape archives
Landis
January 25, 2005 at 12:38 pm
15While I still can’t name a soldier killed this week, I do want to point out the difference between this and Peterson.
The media put Scott Peterson on the front of the news or in there every day that he was on trial - wasn’t that over a year?
Johnny was the headline for two days, one of which was a weekend day.
David
January 25, 2005 at 12:58 pm
16Landis,
Simplest accurate assessment of the mainstream media I have yet seen. Great response to Lynn’s question, which was no buzz killer. I think part of the point of FA is the ability to maintain two tracks, one humorous, the other deadly serious, especially because the former is so critical to facing the latter without losing one’s mind.
Jerry
January 25, 2005 at 2:22 pm
17Ok, I don’t know if I’m articulate enough to say this right. But I can’t think of a better group to say it too, as you may well understand.
I’m a lot older than you whippersnappers. I actually saw Steve Allen and Ernie Kovacs. Jack Parr confused the hell out of a young kid (Like You Care Dept.: I saw this stuff when I sneaked out of bed and watched with the cabled-remote-with-audio turned down low.)
But for 29 years, from that under-the-blanket viewing through college and way beyond, Johnny hit the spot! He was family, and would have been welcomed as a friend, not a celebrity, in my home anytime.
He has been described as shy by many who knew him. Not all that different from many performers (praise the Lobster that Tracy and Hepburn didn’t have to endure the paparazzi, not that I think they wouldn’t have known how to deal with them!) How many performers create their personae from that magic world they inhabit. And don’t forget that Johnny came from magic, illusion, sleight-of-hand. He never lost sight of his origins, and always gave his audience that treat of surprising them, that “Where did that come?” from thrill.
How sad that he had to endure the pain of his loss, yet how human and accessible to those of us who similarly suffered did that make him.
I’ve missed him for years, now, and only hope that he knew haow so many of us felt him to be ‘family.’
dee
January 25, 2005 at 3:43 pm
18Although Johnny was older than the Boomers, his sensibilities seemed to mirror our own evolution. In the 60’s and 70’s it was all crazy and rat-packish — with martinis the drug of choice.
Then he got a little older and so did we. He seemed to return to his Nebraska roots as he became more comfortable with himself.
I don’t know why, but this has stuck in my mind for God knows how many years as a Favorite Carson Moment:
Tony Randall was on and they were discussing colorful collective nouns — parliament of fowls, murder of crows and the like. Randall asked, “What would you call a group of ladies of the evening crowding the sidewalk?”
Without blinking an eye Carson replied “A rasher of hookers?”
Still makes me giggle.
David
January 25, 2005 at 4:00 pm
19Jerry and Dee,
Great panels. Enjoyable to read. I have to agree that Johnny was someone you’d welcome into your living room, rather like a beloved relative (in my case a particular uncle).
For us it was a show to be watched together, knowing there was a huge extended family sharing the same moment, even though for many people it was like curling up in bed with a good book.
It’s something I really miss when I’m watching The Daily Show.
jackd
January 25, 2005 at 6:27 pm
20With a tip of the hat to the late, lamented Mr. Carson, I feel the need to dig in to the other important part of Adam’s post.
When it comes to the us-vs.-them mentality, I’m tormented by the knowledge that I’ve made that emotional investment. I’ve bought it. Drunk the Kool-Aid. “We” are proud, thoughtful, generous, empathetic souls who believe in honest and civil discourse. “They” are vicious, angry, small-minded, hateful and ‘contemptible greed-heads’ as Garry Trudeau put it. Oh, and there are the tools and toadys of the media. I know that reading lefty blogs just reinforces these prejudices.
What am I supposed to do? Is there a place that points out, honestly and fairly, the idiocies of the left, the right, and the lame-ass middle-of-the-roaders? Spinsanity tried, but there just seemed to be so damned much material from the right that their attempts at “balance” looked pretty weak. And now they’ve closed shop.
For all the satisfaction that comes from giving metaphorical slaps to our mendacious administration and the wingnuts who praise them, I’m still left with the disturbing feeling that Adam is more correct than not - his “two cabals” image shows how parallel the left/right positions and perceptions are.
Adam’s off trying to make what passes for an honest buck in TV-land. What do the rest of you think?
Murray
January 25, 2005 at 6:49 pm
21Dee,
A Crash of Rhinos
A knot of toads
A skulk of foxes
A parliament of owls
A kettle of hawks (unless it is only 2, then it is a cast)
An exaltation of larks
A charm of finches
A murder of crows
(And my own)
An omen of vultures
Jerry
January 26, 2005 at 1:13 am
22jackd -
Daily Howler seems pretty fair, and the Daily Show bops everybody pretty well, in spite of it’s rep. Media Matters for America is pretty fair. But balance is kinda hard; “they” are bent on winning, and we still think how you play the game counts. Or so I think.
dee
January 26, 2005 at 8:17 am
23Tony Randall’s answer was “A Jam of Tarts”
Hossmaster
January 26, 2005 at 9:19 am
24Carson’s “class,” “kindness,” “wit,” and “grace”? In front of the camera, maybe (and still not altogether true). Off camera - otherwise known as real life - Carson was despised and feared by his interns and the other underlings who worked around him, drank and smoked like a sailor (the latter accounting for his death, of course), and had three different wives (not all at once Islamic style, though). His personal life was an utter disaster. Oh, but on screen, where he did little more than take over an already successful show, he was a first rate, personable and kind class act. So, consistent with the American way (i.e., the way of star-struck, entertainment-consuming dummies), let’s celebrate him! In the words of the actually great Ed McMahon, “Hi-ohhhhhhhh!!!”
David
January 26, 2005 at 9:43 am
25Hossmaster,
Well damned, I guess I had forgotten what an utter disaster his personal life was. Early senility is a bitch.
Maybe that’s why the characters he created were what fascinated me. Given the intensity of my allergy to cigarette smoke, it is good the only way he got into my living room was via a high-mileage pre-pre-pre-owned Zenith.
Hossmaster
January 26, 2005 at 9:55 am
26David,
Exactly my point. Regular folks who liked him liked him for what and who he was on screen. So I find it amusing, and confusing, when those same folks eulogize him as if he in fact had been sitting in their living room with them each night, rather than standing behind the twice-used Zenith in neverland. It’s just plain corny and melodramatic, and more suited to Hollywood phonies for whom anyone famous they’ve ever bumped into at a cocktail party is a “great friend.”
All that said, I thought his on-air schtick was pretty beat, too.
jackd
January 26, 2005 at 4:11 pm
27Jerry -
Thanks for the recommendations. Those are actually favorites of mine. I started reading Daily Howler before I ever heard of “blogs”. MMFA does a good job at what they do - I check it daily. But what they do is one-sided, albeit in a basically honest and forthright way. And while I like the Daily Show when I catch it, I don’t deliberately make room in my schedule for TV, either broadcast or on the web.
On a more positive note, one blog I really respect is Orcinus - http://dneiwert.blogspot.com/. Neiwert writes about some pretty alarming things without being shrill.
Thanks again.
Jerry
January 26, 2005 at 5:03 pm
28Hossmaster -
Silly thing to get into a dispute over, but to say that Carson just rode Parr’s coattails (for 29 years !), is silly. Maybe I, who never met Carson, or worked for him, am presumptuous, to say he was an all right guy.
But he gave me lot of fun moments. He brought the US together, and gave us a bit of common culture. He reflected, on air, at least, the best of what we were during his tenure.
Jackd -
I have to say, again: Yes, it is hard to find a “fair” site. But to me, that is because the current administration are assholes! They have freaking ruined the economy for decades to come. They have set back science and science education a hundred years. They have and are trying to roll back 80 years of social progress. If it is hard to find a “fair” site that dings the Bush opponents, that is because they are just, simply, WRONG about what is good for this country.
Murray
January 26, 2005 at 7:02 pm
29I have mixed feelings about heroes with clay feet.
I sure would like to be able to admire someone outstanding without misgivings, but that is exceptionally rare. In my own experience when some one is very talented on one end, that person is often deficient in another.
Some of my favorite heroes turn out to be less than stellar husbands, fathers, or even human beings, (Beethoven, Frank Lloyd Wright, FDR, JFK, and Clinton).
Many outstanding people have problems with Bi-polar, and alcoholism.
I know of few people who spend their lives on stage who don’t smoke, and/or drink. Hell, even some of us who don’t put our professional lives on the line every night get sloshed here and there, now and then, (I might even remember I wrote this in the morning).
This doesn’t diminish my admiration for their contributions and talents.
Adam on the other hand is talented AND a great human being. (Trust me; I’ve spent time with him).
tess
January 26, 2005 at 8:49 pm
30Of course, I imagine many people have misgivings about his wearing a black merrywidow . . . ;D
Deno the Untergeek
January 26, 2005 at 11:54 pm
31Ah, so witty we are!
David
January 27, 2005 at 12:28 am
32Jerry has a very good point about the dilemma regarding “fair” sites.
The goals for a healthy society and its public discourse are facts as best they can be discerned, intelligent analysis, and the best efforts of honest minds in the collective pursuit of insight. And while not all voices on the left meet those criteria, the difference between the left and the right in this regard is stark.
Of course, there are ways in which the left-right bipolar disorder in America is simply inadequate to categorize free and open, honest inquiry. But as for which army comes closer to being the good guys in the battle for hearts and minds…
David
January 27, 2005 at 1:37 am
33Jackd
Thanks for the reference to Orcinus. I couldn’t get there with the address, but did just by searching Orcinus.
Read Part 1, “The Morphing of the Conservative Movement.” Gonna take it a section a night. Especially interesting was the discussion of pseudo-fascism in what seemed a reasoned and historically informed way. I’ve now heard several friends, including a retired army infantry captain who is also very much involved in theater, express virtually the same concern, as has a friend who was a history/poli sci major.
The tenor of the piece is certainly calm. So where would one find a “balancing” reasoned argument that the author’s contention is invalid?
And is a gathering of say a dozen even-handed, knowledgeable, fearless, intellectually honest, insightful presenters possible in America today, either on television or on the internet?
Going Biblical again, Is there balm in Gilead? There is blam in Babylonia, to be sure, and what the hell good did reasoned voices presenting a counter view to the war against Iraq do? At this point it is a battle for hearts and minds, and Jon Stewart has a better chance there than any reasoned, intelligent discussion, the primary value of which would come from Jon Stewart (or Stephen Colbert) reading it.
The fake news is more real than the real news. I love it.
dee
January 27, 2005 at 8:35 am
34Murray’s post about heroes having feet of clay is something I’ve been thinking about a lot, especially over MLK day.
Dr. King may have plagarized when he was writing his thesis. He may not have been the most faithful husband. Does that diminish his contributions? I don’t think so.
I don’t need my heroes to be perfect. I think when we put people up on pedestals it somehow absolves the rest of us from trying to emulate them. It’s easier to assume they were somehow “special”, that what they achieved is beyond the capabilities of the rest of us.
When we’re forced to accept that they are humans like the rest of us, with the same human failings and foibles, then we realize that within all of us lie the same possibilities.
The next question is — What are we going to do with those possibilities?
David
January 27, 2005 at 10:22 am
35Dee,
Good point, good question.
One thing I like about this website is that it is not a “Blog of the Arrived.”
I guess you do like MLK did. Just keep getting back up, hoping someone doesn’t shoot you, but getting up, even if they might. Circumstances determine the rest of it.
Down South, clay plus sand gives you an unpaved
road that is passable, rain or shine. Feet of clay could well be an essential part of the mix.
Deno the Untergeek
January 27, 2005 at 3:23 pm
36Heros are a rare breed. They often are bitter, cynical and MEAN. And yet, they manage to do, through strength of character or something resembling it, the right thing. Most war heros are poor soldiers, they just did what was right when everyone else was either incapable of doing, or not willing to do.
MLK may have plagarized, but he didn’t hit his stride until well after grad school.
Johnny Carson was a really nasty person on the inside, yet he had a certain air about him that made him so great to watch.
J. Deighton
January 27, 2005 at 3:36 pm
37I, for one, could give a rats ass what Carson was like in “real life.” That morbid fascination with the private lives of public figures IS what’s wrong with celebrity culture. The Carson, or the Letterman, or the Felber that comes to me through the television, radio, computer is the figure I know, and respect. Jay Leno may be the best guy in the world off screen, but he comes across as a smug and smarmy doofus on screen, and I choose not to watch the Tonight Show now because of it.
Carson may have had an influence on shaping our current culture of celebrity, but he also did fabulously bizarre bits that he pulled off because he did seem cool.
No one would have declared their canidacy for public office on the old Tonight Show, and that’s enough of a public service for me.
Three marraiges in Hollywood? Who’da thunkit?
PC Pete
February 5, 2005 at 5:51 pm
38Maybe we don’t appreciate possibilities any more as much as we need probabilities. Is that wrong? It feels wrong to me. Give me an airy-fairy, arty-farty possibility any day of the week.
As for Johnny : he was the first american comedian I can remember watching. Benny Hill was the first british comedian I can remember watching. Benny died, alone, watching the telly in his 1-bedroom flat. Maybe we should think of heroes (and most comedians, including dear Merry Widow-flaunting Adam) not as amazing humans with flaws, but amazingly flawed humans. There’s one possibility.
Todd
April 14, 2005 at 6:44 pm
39I started working on the page staff at NBC Burbank in 1975…often worked the Tonight Show, yes, did the “pass out the free dinners” envelopes standing next to Carson, and enjoy my collection of over 300 dressing room door cards (liberated from dressing room doors after the show) memorializing the famous, the talented, and the obscure Johnny welcomed as guests. Leo Durocher, Dean Martin, Michael Landon, Lucille Ball…many are gone now, but I enjoy some great memories going through those cards.