While half-watching the Rice coronation today, I stumbled upon this: The Cobb County school board is appealing to keep their stickers. Those stickers are for science textbooks, and they read, “This textbook contains material on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully and critically considered.”
You might have missed this, concluding that the matter of evolution was settled in 1960, when Spencer Tracey stalked the courtroom and laid the smackdown on the forces of anti-science. Though I’d applaud your knowledge of history, the battle didn’t end with Tracey’s brilliant summation. In those days, God only had a sword.
Now He’s got pincers.
Is God a lobster? No, probably not. Hard to say, really. But in the new Darwin debate, He’s got pincers. One arm is the old standby you’ve heard of, The Bible. You know, the big book He wrote that tells about Charlton Heston growling at people and other stories. That book. But the other arm of the pincers is the new Science of “Intelligent Design.” The discipline lives up to its name - it’s intelligently designed. But because the scientific community tends to unfairly dismiss it as “pseudo-science” and “fraudulent” and “bullshit,” I thought I’d provide you all with a Q&A entitled The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Intelligent Design.”
Q: What’s Intelligent Design?
A: “The theory of intelligent design (ID) holds that certain features of the universe and of living things are best explained by an intelligent cause rather than an undirected process such as natural selection. ID is thus a scientific disagreement with the core claim of evolutionary theory that the apparent design of living systems is an illusion.”
Q:I’m sorry, I was distracted by a sparkly object. What was that?
A: It’s the science that concludes that life is so very, very complicated that by necessity it must have been created by an intelligence.
Q: I hear that! Why just the other day I tried to get on the bus but my pass was clipped to my pants so I had to jump up and down to try to reach the little machine -
A: No, no, I mean “complicated” as in “complex.” DNA, cellular biology, etc. It’s all so complex that there HAD to be a designer.
Q: Oh. Like God?
A: Not necessarily. Just an “intelligence.” A lot of ID people are very careful to point out that they are scientists, and positing an “intelligence” that created life doesn’t mean “God.” Could be anything.
Q: Like a giant lobster.
A: Sure. Like a giant lobster.
Q: Or space aliens? Or a totally, like, super-smart cherry pie?
A: … I suppose.
Q: So these ID guys don’t believe in God.
A: Oh no, they do.
Q: All of them?
A: Pretty much. So what? Doesn’t mean they can’t be scientists.
Q: Oh. So there’s all these scientific papers they write, right?
A: Yes.
Q: What do they say?
A: Well, they’re diverse and technical, but they all come to the conclusion that life was created by an intelligence.
Q: Why?
A: Because it looks like it.
Q: That’s it?
A: Pretty much. It’s all about how the design of life resembles the designs of people. And a lot of stuff about how it’s a better explanation than evolution.
Q: Okay, I am by definition a complete idiot, right?
A: Yes.
Q: But still… how does such a pursuit constitute a “science?” It seems to me that ID offers no direct evidence nor does it present a path for continued inquiry. It seems that the discipline exists only to shore up a single unprovable theory rather than to refine or further it. Is that actually science, or is that a meticulous manipulation of data for nonscientific ends?
A: Um…
Q: Furthermore, is this not an idea that exists to negate, forcing evolutionary theorists to prove that each and every natural phenomenon was NOT created by an intelligence?
A: Well…
Q: Whereas a real science would not just employ scientific methods to shore up a foregone conclusion, but rather use scientific methods to determine precisely how something operates, right?
A: It’s science, all right? It’s science.
Q: So what is ID doing to research the identity and characteristics of this “intelligence” that it posits?
A: Well, nothing that I’ve found yet…
Q: Because if they really wanted to research stuff, they’d be saying things like, “Well, could a giant lobster make a flower?” and, “Is there anything about the design of DNA that looks like something a space crustacean would come up with?”
A: I really think you need to get off this whole lobster thing.
Q: But these ID guys aren’t looking into just who this intelligence is, are they?
A: No.
Q: Because they think it’s God, right?
A: They don’t say that.
Q: Because if they thought they saw evidence of giant superintelligent eyestalks peering down on them from under a celestial carapace, they’d be seriously bummed, wouldn’t they?
A: I think this Q&A is over now.
Q: Yeah, but, the goal of science is to-
A: Hey, look at these keys.
Q: Oooooh - sparkly!
A: …





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tess
January 18, 2005 at 6:05 pm
1Gee, next thing you know, ID’ers are going to claim that evolution is mythology!
*peers around for signs of our new troll, mynym*
J. Deighton
January 18, 2005 at 6:17 pm
2Man, and when I read the headline I thought I was in for another bit on Iraq!
Tom in Santa Clara
January 18, 2005 at 6:21 pm
3Where I am the Condi hearings are played on delay, so I’ve had a chance to listen. There’s some scary s*** being said here…these are paraphrased since I won’t get the Times until late:
‘When we decide to effect regime change’
‘Spreading freedom is a major goal’
‘Spreading our moral qualities regarding women’
‘We have a mideast initiative’
These are not the things that I want to hear from our future Secretary of State.
If John Kerry had said what he said to Condi during the campaign, he’d have won!
dee
January 18, 2005 at 6:24 pm
4I’m pretty much an apatheist, but if I DID believe in God it would be the kind of god who, billions and billions of years ago, struck a cosmic match on the soul of his shoe for the Big Bang and set the cosmos into motion. Ever since then he’s been sitting back in his La-Z-Boy, just watching, sometimes amused, sometimes outraged. Once in a while he may get up and adjust the color or the horizontal hold, but other than that, he’s been pretty much hands-off.
He doesn’t say much, either. But when the first coral reef appeared, and Tyranasaurus Rex, and the first creature flew through the air, and man discovered fire, he WAS heard to mumble “Damn — this is gettin’ good.”
Ann
January 18, 2005 at 6:40 pm
5But back to ID: Every time I read “The universe is SO complex that it must have been created by an intelligent designer,” I want to say “Complex compared to WHAT? What is our standard for complexity here?”
At what level of complexity is ID triggered? Are amoebas so simple that they might have evolved, for example, but other life forms require a designer?
ID fails the test of logic, not just of science, because it posits a particular value for complexity (”SO”), while the complexity of the universe cannot be measured.
David
January 18, 2005 at 6:46 pm
6“A White Lab Frock and a Pink Crustacean”
Can we put stickers in all the Bibles in Cobb County that say, “Biblical creationism is just a belief. Consider the possibility that Darwin might have been on to something.”?
Emmarie
January 18, 2005 at 7:29 pm
71. Brilliant, Ann. Rather made me think of the end of Men in Black 2, to tell the truth. Who says we’re complex? Aquinas? Or the guy who operates the locker we’re all stuck in?
2. David: whenever I hear about this about evolution, I always want to ask them if next they’re going to petition for stickers that say: “Germ theory is just a belief. It is highly possible that disease is spread in many other ways.” or “Cell theory is just a theory. Keep questioning it, because it’s possible that inside, we’re really just one big mess of stuff.”
…I’d have more but the biology book is in my locker.
craig
January 18, 2005 at 7:46 pm
8Actually, You can thank ID for your local municipal zoo.
That’s right boys and girls, around the turn of the last century, all of the Museums of Natural History started springing up around the civilized world. One of the purposes of these museums was to educate the masses on the history of nature (including the theory of evolution).
Well, some of the of the folks who weren’t too keen on the whole evolution idea started funding public zoological parks to show the same masses the enormous variety of creatures around the world. The variety itself, as Adam points out in his wonderful column, is supposed to defy the theory that all life evolved from a single source.
Of course, this is just a historical theory.
Raymond Chen
January 18, 2005 at 7:49 pm
9Germs don’t make you sick. God makes you sick, and then sprinkles germs around to test your faith in Him.
Eric
January 18, 2005 at 7:53 pm
10This intelligence behind ID seems pretty smart, complex even. Who designed it? Why something even more intelligent, of course. Therefore, may I be the first advocate of Intelligenter Design?
Are there any fellow believers in IerD out there?
Ann
January 18, 2005 at 8:15 pm
11I’m going to go straight to “Intelligentest Design.” Why bother with the middlemen? Err…designers.
David
January 18, 2005 at 8:16 pm
12Emmarie,
After the last election, I’m leaning toward “We’re just one big mess inside.”
Mike Z
January 18, 2005 at 8:17 pm
13Adam and Ann have both offered some particularly good critiques. Here’s another suggestion: What sort of evidence would actually count against ID? In order to really get off the ground in the scientific community, a theory must at least be able to propose evidence that, if observed, would count against the theory.
I can think of lots of possible evidence that would clearly count against Darwinian evolutionary theory. For example, suppose that puppies all over the world starting being born with fully functional wings. That would count as negative evidence against evolution but would still be consistent with ID.
Maybe the only evidence that would count against ID would be for God to come down and tell everyone that he pretty much did things sorta like how Dee described.
Anyway, I actually liked the sticker. In fact, I think that every textbook should have a sticker saying the same thing about every theory the book contains. “Approach with an open mind and critically evaluate the evidence.”
J. Deighton
January 18, 2005 at 8:29 pm
14Mike Z- if only they followed such advice when it comes to Foriegn Intelligence.
adam
January 18, 2005 at 8:38 pm
15Mike -
That’s one of the things I was getting at (though perhaps I was enjoying the Complete Idiot too much to make it totally clear). ID advocates spend a lot of time identifying “suspiciously” complex things and then defy the evolutionists to provide an alternative explanation. Such explanations are never accepted, of course, but then it’s off to the next Inexplicably Complex Thing.
A good resource for all these things, with tons of related links, is the “Panda’s Thumb” blog:
http://www.pandasthumb.org/
Allison in Santa Cruz
January 18, 2005 at 8:41 pm
16The very beauty of ID is that you can’t argue against it. For every inconsistency and stupidity that you bring to the attention of the ID’ers, they just say, “God works in mysterious ways” or some such nonsense. They have the ultimate bailout. You certainly can’t say that about science! We scientists have no such lifesaving, all-purpose mantra.
I wonder how much of the societal resistance to evolution is due to a simple lack of understanding of evolutionary principles and natural selection. If people are basing their opinions on the notion that humans evolved from chimpanzees, then no wonder they’re anti-evolution. [Not that there’s any sense to being anti-evolution; that would be as meaningful as being anti-gravity.] Still, it seems that many people have closed off their minds to even considering evolution, much less accepting it.
Do any of these ID pushers have pure-bred dogs? How do they suppose the different breeds of dogs came to be the way they are? Dachshunds, long and skinny. Poodles, curly hair. We, as a society, have no problems accepting that artificial selection can mold species into vastly different forms. Why is it so hard to accept that the environment can do the same thing? It must be that since the environment has no intelligence, it can’t direct the evolution of species lineages. What hogwash.
As for the zoos, I find that the amazing diversity of life proves natural selection. The supporters of ID claim that the diversity of life is too complex to be explained by a “simple” mechanism such as natural selection, then tout their own even simpler “because God made it so”! Speciation via natural selection is not simple at all, although the basic principles aren’t that complicated. The fact that we don’t yet understand it completely is due to our own human ignorance, not the mystical incomprehensibility of the universe. We just haven’t gotten there yet.
By the way, I’m too lazy to look it up myself, but does anybody know what ID has to say about all of the species that have gone extinct?
Allison in Santa Cruz
January 18, 2005 at 8:47 pm
17From now on my image of a deity is going to be a gigantic lobster in the sky, clicking its chelipeds and directing the cosmos with its 2nd antennae. What a brilliant image, Adam!
Mike Z
January 18, 2005 at 9:07 pm
18Allison -
Regarding extinction, essentially it’s another “all part of God’s plan” kind of explanation. God decides that a) it is time for a certain species to go away, or b) it is time for a species to be dramatically updated (this one’s used to explain the progression observed in the fossil record).
The main thrust of their arguments (their real ones) are aimed not so much at “micro-evolution” such as dog breeding or microbial antibiotic resistance, but rather at the speciation that is assumed to have happened throughout the millions of years of history. That is: While we have indirect evidence of speciation in the fossil record and elsewhere, we have never actually observed one species evolve into another. Therefore, evolution is mere speculation.
Perhaps it is no surprise that the proponent of ID that has caused most of the post-”Inherit the Wind” court battles is a lawyer rather than a biologist–Phillip Johnson at Berkeley. Lawyers (criminal defense lawyers, anyway) only need to show that there is reasonable doubt in order to win. Johnson showed that there is reasonable doubt concerning evolution, so his followers claim scientific victory.
dee
January 18, 2005 at 9:09 pm
19I just realized I wrote “soul of his shoe” when I meant “sole of his shoe”, but I decided I liked “soul of his shoe” better.
Though I think the only shoes that really have soul are the original Chuck Taylors.
Lynne
January 18, 2005 at 9:17 pm
20The current administration is proof of evolution since anyone of them could be the missing link.
Emmarie
January 18, 2005 at 9:20 pm
21But anti-gravity makes so much less sense than anti-evolution! Gravity is a law, not a theory. And laws were sent by god to be inscribed forever in the front of the Alabama judicial building and never deviated from.
Theories must be entirely different. Even though they encompass many laws, by definition.
I really wish we could get a note from god saying “I didn’t do it.” Now that would be something to watch people puzzle over.
Katie
January 18, 2005 at 9:48 pm
22Mike Z:
……Regarding extinction, essentially it’s another “all part of God’s plan” kind of explanation. God decides that a) it is time for a certain species to go away, or b) it is time for a species to be dramatically updated (this one’s used to explain the progression observed in the fossil record)……..
I really hope The Giant Lobster decides to make Bible-Thumping-Republicans go away. The amusement value MUST be wearing thin by now.
Hey, I can dream, can’t I? Imagine waking up one morning and all of the BTRs have just vanished in the night. (Kind of like the Apocalypse, but much more straight-forward) THAT must be what is meant by the term “heaven on earth”.
Dave
January 18, 2005 at 9:50 pm
23If God really was a gigantic lobster (Look! Up in the Sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? no, it’s Seafood!) directing the cosmos with his/her/its 2nd antennae, what’s the 1st antennae being used for?
Anybody want to go ask?
Personally I agree with dee’s post. Except that I think God may have left his recliner as we’re obviously at an intermission. He’ll be back just as soon as he finishes making up that peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Maybe we’re on a tape and this existence is a recording of a game played earlier… with the adverts and time outs removed?
jackd
January 18, 2005 at 10:09 pm
24Wow. A funny and accurate critique of Intelligent Design here at Fanatical Apathy. “Adam Felber’s site, where The Panda’s Thumb meets Fafblog”. Do this sort of thing much more and you’ll replace Charlie Pierce as my favorite WWDTM panelist.
craig
January 18, 2005 at 10:23 pm
25Reminds me of the great passage from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy where the Babblefish proves the existence of God. But Proof denies Faith and without Faith, God cannot exist.
Well, Douglas Adams said it so much better. Look it up.
Ken, Just Ken
January 18, 2005 at 10:28 pm
26I for one welcome our Lobster overlords
norbizness
January 18, 2005 at 10:39 pm
27Here was my previous attempt, using the Simpsons meat-themed educational film as a jumping-off point:
Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says we shouldn’t teach intelligent design in our public schools. Is he crazy?
Troy: No, just ignorant. You see your crazy friend never heard of “The Watchmaker Analogy”. [Flash to a montage of ticking watches] Just ask this scientician.
Scientician: [Looking up from a microscope.] Uhhh…
Troy: He’ll tell you that, in nature, a watch found on a beach implies the existence of a watch-maker, so the human body must have had a human body-maker! Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a metaphysical concept masquerading as science but immune from the scientific method is not taught as science to children, we might anger the Great Human Body-Maker in the Sky, and he will lift his veil of protection from this great land!
Jimmy: Wow, Mr. McClure. I was a grade-A moron to ever question intelligent design.
Troy: [Laughs.] Yes you were Jimmy, yes you were. [Briskly rubs his hand on Jimmy’s head.]
Jimmy: Uhh…you’re hurting me.
Allison in Santa Cruz
January 18, 2005 at 10:40 pm
28The Giant Lobster’s 1st antennae are much reduced compared to the 2nd antennae. I’m sure that if we prayed right, TGL would tell us what he/she/it uses them to do and why they’re so small.
MikeZ — Thanks for setting me straight about ID’s position vis-a-vis macroevolution and microevolution. I probably should have figured that out for myself, but reading their arguments makes me too mad. Anyhow, it’s a cruel diety that would create species and then, as part of its grand scheme, have them vanish into extinction.
tess
January 19, 2005 at 12:00 am
29It seems to me that the biggest problem among ID’ers is the lack of imagination: How can dogs possibly evolve if life’s been on earth for 6000 years?
Scratch that — the biggest problem among lots of ID’ers is starting with a really, really, bad conclusion and then trying to fit/fake data to fit their conclusion.
hedera
January 19, 2005 at 12:17 am
30The argument that has always bemused me is that all those fossils in the rocks were placed there by God (this was a 19th century version when they still said God). There was never a good explanation why; but since God created everything, He must have created the fossils. I don’t think the ID folks are still using this…
I found myself (at what was supposed to be a pleasant staff lunch) trying to defend the scientific method against a pair of raging fundamentalists whom I didn’t know (to begin with) were - I don’t know why the concept that if you can’t disprove it, it’s not science, is so hard for them to understand. I think next time I’ll talk about the A’s.
Bring on the Giant Lobster. Can’t be any worse than what we have.
The Condi Rice quote that scared me was in a news analysis the other day. She met with James Zogby of the Arab American Institute (I may have the institution name wrong but I’m sure of his) to be briefed on the Middle East; and the article quoted him as saying she responded “too often” by saying “The President doesn’t agree with that,” as if that settled the whole point. Are they really stupid enough to believe that just because Saddam didn’t really have WMDs, the Iranians really don’t have them either? I wouldn’t bet a nickel on it either way.
Bob
January 19, 2005 at 12:50 am
31I am very much taken with Dee’s notion of a Creator who set things in motion, then went to the kitchen in search of a brewski.
If you ever decide to go into the piety biz, Dee, I’ll be glad to be a preacher at the local branch of your Church of the Hands-Off Dee-ity. Out front on the lawn will be a statue of a bearded gent in a La-Z-Boy, with a plaque underneath that reads, “He made us in his image. What were you expecting?”
pjk
January 19, 2005 at 5:13 am
32ID is a Bushism, like Cleaner Skies. It means that people who have limited cranial capacity are admitting that almost ANYTHING is too much for them to comprehend, so the universe was created by someone or something more intelligent than themselves. Oh, yeah, and more intelligent than Steven Hawking too, because his ideas are just theory, whereas the Bible is fact.
And those fossils, found on mountains that used to be seabeds? Why, they’re just further proof of the Great Flood! Because no one has ever seen a mountain rise, Mt. St. Helens doesn’t count, Jesus was a white boy, and we’re the only planet in the entire universe that God chose to show divine intervention to.
Given the results of the latest election, coupled with all the people invoking his name to advance their causes, I have a bigger question to ponder: If he/she/the great sky being exists, WHERE THE F*** ARE THEY NOW?
I don’t buy the pbj/beer scenario. I’m thinkin” blackout bong hits. Because if the world, etc, was created in 7 days, one of God’s blackouts might be longer than normal in reverse proportion.
Sharon
January 19, 2005 at 7:55 am
33ROTFLMAO, at both Adam’s post and the comments.
Allan
January 19, 2005 at 9:16 am
34To believe in Intelligent Design is to believe in God, and that is a simple act of faith.
To not believe in evolution is a simple act of willful ignorance.
shelley
January 19, 2005 at 9:48 am
35Last year my daughter did a science project on how caves were formed. I googled “cave formation” for her, and the first eight hits were all convulted attempts to explain how caves were actually formed in a few hundred years and certainly not millions of years. If I hadn’t been the type of parent who oversees every place she goes on the internet, she would have believed it. So the question becomes, how many children access the internet without parental supervision and are now convinced that many or all of these pseudo-sciences are true?
Monty Zoom
January 19, 2005 at 10:16 am
36The big problem with ID, is that it tells us nothing. Evolutionary forces Macro/Micro or whatever, are still in effect. Evolution MUST still be going on. Does this mean the ID is still happening? Then the Giant Lobster is trying to kill us! Our time is done! The end is nigh!!! Repent! Repent!
david
January 19, 2005 at 10:30 am
37Allan,
Succinct, dead on.
Shelley,
Thanks for the info. A reason, sadly, to advocate for parental supervision of what should not require parental supervision. Your experience with that Google search brings to light a distressing example of truly pernicious perversion of an internet information service. It really is an internet jungle out there. Apparently Lobster decided, “Enough with the light, let’s have some darkness.”
Jason
January 19, 2005 at 10:39 am
38If God is a giant lobster, then why did he invent melted butter? How come earth lobsters are so dumb? Why is heaven in the sky when lobsters can only survive under water? Is stealing lobster traps a deadly sin, or does is make me a deity?
I’ve got soooo many questions. I think I’ll consult my local fisherman for spiritual guidance.
“Praise to be Lobstah!”
Skerlnik
January 19, 2005 at 10:53 am
39I.D., shmi-D.
I want a winged puppy.
Murray
January 19, 2005 at 11:03 am
40OK, in one corner are the evolutionists who believe that natural selection favors certain forms of life that evolve to be more competitive. In another corner are the creationalist who say that God created the world in 6 days about 6006 years ago and anyone or anything who says otherwise is condemned to the lowest depth of hell to forever watch Howard Cosell reruns. And in the third corner are the IDs who have to admit the evidence is on the side of evolution but need to squeeze God in there somewhere.
We can argue till we are all blue in the face or we can settle it once and for all.
I propose that we fight it out.
Each side will pick it’s smartest, best informed, and most fit, voluptuous young female and they will wrestle it out in a big mud pit,(to simulate early earth conditions). (No divine intervention allowed).
Hey, this makes at least as much sense as Creationalism or ID.
As far as theories go, you better hang on to your ass because gravity is only a theory also.
What determines the difference between a theory and a law? Nothing really, the ones we feel comfortable with we call laws and those we don’t, are theories. Newton’s laws of gravity were amended by Einstein’s theory of Relativity, so even laws are’t written in stone.
Only a hundred years ago no one understood Relativity or Quantum theory either. But your GPS units work because they take those theories into their design. The complex questions are being answered every day and in a few short years it is likely that all of the issues that the IDers pose will be addressed.
Allison’s analogy to dogs is a good one. IDers are looking at things backwards, they see a greyhound and say natural selection couldn’t have come up with a dog that has a pointed nose, huge chest, long legs, and small feet, so that the dog could run fast. What they miss is that if you take a Dachshund and St, Bernard and keep selecting the fastest offspring, it will automatically end up with the characteristics of a Grey Hound because this is what is necessary to run quickly.
Mike F.
January 19, 2005 at 11:19 am
41I love this quote :
“That is: While we have indirect evidence of speciation in the fossil record and elsewhere, we have never actually observed one species evolve into another. Therefore, evolution is mere speculation.”
I’d rewrite it as :
“That is: While we have indirect evidence of God in books written by man and elsewhere, we have never actually obsered God come down and say “Hey how’s it going?” Therefore, belief in God is mere speculation.”
Don’t get me wrong though, I’m not an Atheist more of an Agnostic and wouldn’t be surprised if there was some sort of guiding hand in the formation of our world. However, I agree with the above posters that if there was, it was done billions of years ago and now God or whatever you’d like to call it, is sitting back chillin’ with a beer and watching the best soap opera ever created. I just hope he doesn’t get bored and change the channel.
Murray
January 19, 2005 at 11:29 am
42Intelligent design? Made in God’s image?
He sure did a lousy job on man.
Even I could come up with a better design for humans.
Look at our necks and throats. Our neck is far too vulnerable and who would make a throat that uses the same tube to eat and breath? This only makes sense if you are a fish. Our lungs are closed sacks. Any student knows that a flow through system is much more efficient (like birds). Why only 4 limbs? I’m convinced that intelligence took so long to form on earth because the original pattern had only 4 limbs. Locomotion is 4 times as efferent with 4 limbs, so it was a great sacrifice to give up two legs for 2 arms and a tool manipulating capacity. This is the only scenario where real intelligence is an evolutionary advantage. Had our initial fish ancestors had 6 limbs, (very successful in the insect world) 4 could have been dedicated for movement and 2 for tools (like a centaur), I think that intelligence would have evolved numerous times.
If God made us in his own image why did he give the squid a better eye?
Our blood vessels in the retna are on the surface which interferes with the rod and cone placement, the squid has the vessels behind the retna and avoids the problem.
If you look at a human, its design only makes sense if you think in terms of a given basic pattern, similar in all land vertebrates (head, body, 4 limbs and tail). What we have, is the best you can evolve from a fish that had that original pattern.
Not that intelligent in my book.
Momma in New Yawk who dosn't undertand genetics or comparitive religion but who knows what she likes in a doggie
January 19, 2005 at 11:32 am
43>>What they miss is that if you take a Dachshund and St, Bernard and keep selecting the fastest offspring, it will automatically end up with the characteristics of a Grey Hound because this is what is necessary to run quickly.
Jason
January 19, 2005 at 11:34 am
44“The complex questions are being answered every day and in a few short years it is likely that all of the issues that the IDers pose will be addressed.”
Good point Murray. Over the past 100 years or so, the creationists have always been thrown back on their heels by science. They’ve been constantly changing their stance on issues. They’re forced to adapt their beliefs to the facts we’ve discovered. How can you argue for your beliefs when you’re always being proven wrong?
That’s where the IDers come in. They cut right to the chase. They know science can’t make evolution a hard fact. It’ll ALWAYS be a theory. (Unless science invents a time machine…which would be so cool!) IDers stress the THEORY of evolution to imply some element of doubt. It doesn’t make their side correct…but then again, that’s how conservatives always argue their point.
Momma in New Yawk
January 19, 2005 at 11:35 am
45Yikes! They clipped out my so amusing but devastatingly cogent commentary.
c’est la vie.
(Liked your analogy though, Murray)
Murray
January 19, 2005 at 12:07 pm
48I just read this in the latest issue of Discover Magazine
“Language is an information medium, as is DNA. Language gets transmitted and transformed from generations to generation, just as the information in DNA gets transmitted and transformed, Many languages have appeared, changed and vanished over the centuries, but nobody has ever seen a new language spontaneously appear. (Except Esperanto perhaps) (parenthesis mine). Nevertheless, people accept that languages evolve and that modern languages derive from earlier ones that were, in many cases, considerably different. Why then is it so hard to accept that the same process might happen to the information in our DNA?”
~DS~
January 19, 2005 at 12:07 pm
49ROFL! Oh that is really, really good satire partner. My hat is off to you.
Sue
January 19, 2005 at 12:08 pm
50Seems I heard the ID thing way back in History class (when there was a whole lot less history to learn) under the title of the Prime Mover Theory. Guess they had to make up for the faux pas of leaving out the “Intelligent” part the first time.
If so, it just goes to show that if you wait long enough, anything will come back into style - which is why I kept my Colonial Williamsburg costumes.
Ibid
January 19, 2005 at 12:29 pm
51“Many races believe that the Universe was created by some sort of god or in the Big Bang. The Jatravartid people, however, believe that the Universe was sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure. They live in perpetual fear of the time they call The Coming of the Great White Hankerchief. Theory of the Great Green Arkleseizure is not widely accepted outside Viltvodle VI.”
-Douglas Adams, “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”
jack*
January 19, 2005 at 12:54 pm
52ID is founded on the premise “I can’t believe that evolved by chance.” Richard Dawkins calls it the argument from personal incredulity. Evolution is smarter than they are.
Great post, Adam!
Ying Lung
January 19, 2005 at 1:12 pm
53“”"
I just read this in the latest issue of Discover Magazine
“Language is an information medium, as is DNA…
“”"
You’re going to LOVE the February issue:
“Testing Darwin: Researchers at Michigan State prove evolution works”
Chris Brockett
January 19, 2005 at 1:24 pm
54Re Murray’s citation from Discover Magazine: We have seen new languages spontaneously appear. The emergence of Nicuaraguan sign language is a well documented case in point.
Jerry
January 19, 2005 at 1:50 pm
56Damn, this is GOOD!!! Congrats to all the informed, articulate and witty folks commenting on this post.
You did, however, usurp all my informed, articulate and witty comments. So I am left with just this:
An old, simple argument of Creationism (now ID) is that if you look at a watch, you “know” that a random falling-together of atoms just couldn’t have created it. There had to be a “watchmaker.” What they never address is, if God made the universe, what made God?
Personally, I think the Lobster UberGod must have made our local God, and our local God is in deep doo-doo over the whole “boiling pot, drawn butter” thing.
libby
January 19, 2005 at 2:02 pm
57“ID proponents believe science should be conducted objectively, without regard to the implications of its findings.”
-ID Network
I still haven’t finished reading this website…I’m wondering if these “proponents,” the “scientists” who came up with this “theory” in the first place, actually believe what they are saying or are just trying to give “credible arguments” in support of their religeous beliefs. Other people going along with it isn’t surprising, it’s the originators (haha! I hate puns but that one’s funny.) that puzzle me.
(sorry about all those quotation marks, I realized half-way through that’s a tactic used most often by the rightwingers to discredit anything that might come from the other side. but really, I couldn’t being myself to type the above sentence without them.)
Rusty
January 19, 2005 at 2:05 pm
58Cobb county even made it into Scientific American. In the Feb. 2005 edition, Steve Mirsky has his own stickers for various textbooks. The last one, for the cover of Modern Optics, reads: “CAUTION! Dark ages in mirror may be closer than they appear.”
Pick up an SA and check out the rest.
Calypte
January 19, 2005 at 2:20 pm
60The “Intelligence for Dummies” essay is hilarious. I’ve spent about two months in the National Geographic forum that spun off from their Nov 2004 article on evolution (”Was Darwin Wrong?”), and with that background of jousting with creationists and with pseudoscientists on another topic in another forum, I offer some additional observations to the preceding posts here:
(1) Evolution of species HAS been observed in the laboratory, and it is demonstrated when microbes evolve resistence to antibiotics. But the best evidence for evolution is emerging, not from paleontology or breeding experiments, but from genetics, where the study of DNA is showing evidence of common descent linking virtually all living beings.
(2) In this thread I’ve seen the term “theory” used as creationists use it — as an intermediate step in a hierarchy between speculation and fact. The Theory of Evolution encompasses all of the evidence, explanations and predictions of evolution. Evolution is both a fact (it happened) and a theory (the explanation and data from multiple disciplines that explain the fact).
(3) Creationists don’t accept the analogy between dog breeding and speciation as described by evolutionary theory. They say dogs remain dogs. In fact, creationists consider dog breeding to be evidence of a “designer,” because there’s some limit of deviation from the dog “kind” that cannot be exceeded.
(4) One post here seemed to imply that maybe the right evidence would convince creationists, and if we could only come up with it, we’d all be happier. My experience is that creationists/IDers are happy to argue all day about the evidence and whether it’s any good (mostly not, in their view), but, in the end, the evidence doesn’t really matter. To a creationist the Christian Bible was written by God, it is inerrant, and anything offered that disagrees with it is wrong or is misinterpreted or is an invention of Satan, no matter how convincing you and I might think it is. If you point out some place where the Bible is demonstrably wrong (the Bible clearly supports a flat-earth, geocentric cosmology) or morally offensive (endorsement of slavery and the subservient status of women), then they use “special pleading” to explain away the problem. “It was written so it could be understood by the people of the time” or “It simply acknowledged the existing social order” — i.e., God was unable to explain himself at times. They refuse to concede that their claim of biblical inerrancy collapses when they attempt to explain away the uncomfortable parts. I should point out that there are a very few creationists who DO seriously believe the earth is flat and that the sun and planets revolve around the earth. There’s an astronomer named Bouw, who apparently has advanced degrees from prestigious European universities, who has a whole website about the idea that post-Copernican cosmology must be wrong because it disagrees with the Bible. I haven’t seen any of these people in the NGS forum, though.
Calypte
January 19, 2005 at 2:37 pm
61Jerry: Another, funnier, version that creationists use of the watchmaker argument is, “A tornado in a junkyard can’t create a 747!”
If you are debating creationists, you might want to steer clear of using the “Who made God?” retort. A common creationist claim is to expand evolution to the question of the origin of life itself, and to claim that the Theory of Evolution is invalid because it can’t explain that. Some will even expand ToE to include the Big Bang — that ToE can’t account for how or why it happened. The Theory of Evolution doesn’t require an explanation about Ultimate Origins, and you don’t want to give them an opening to demand such an explanation by requiring that the creationist explain the origin of God.
Dan in San Diego
January 19, 2005 at 3:14 pm
62Anyone remember the big dinosaur in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure? It is on Interstate 10 west of Palm Springs. It is a gift shop that sells plastic dinos and fossils and books about how there is evidence that humans and dinos existed at the same time. See, it was the Great Deluge that wiped out the dinos! It all makes sense that way.
tess
January 19, 2005 at 3:18 pm
63Chris Brockett:
Nicaraguan sign language evolved out of necessity from the need to communicate (we are, after all, social creatures). I imagine that many of the people who had to come up with their own sign language did so because there was no community of deaf people for them to learn from, and the separate languages grew out of the gestures that their parents or family members used to try to communicate with them (like, a chopping motion and pointing to a slab of meat). I actually see very little spontaneous about such an example, except when some group decided to get the deaf together and decide on what gestures would work in a more formalized language like American Sign.
And Murray, you forget Elven (thanks to Tolkein) and Klingon. I guess the lesson to be learned is never underestimate nerds.
Smallberries
January 19, 2005 at 3:26 pm
64Just thought I’d pop out of lurk-mode for a change and address the whole Law-vs.-Theory thing. (I get plenty steamed about the radical right, religious zealots and other such topics, but nothing gets me more steamed than pseudoscience. So steamed that my soft flesh becomes tender and succulent, my hard outer carapace turns a bright red, and I become very tsty with a lemon butter sauce…)
Ahem. Scientific Theory vs. Law (a Primer)
Many people, and several on this board, seem to think that there is a progression from hypothesis, to theory, to law. This is not so.
A scientific law is just a (usually mathematical) generalization of something observed or measured. A theory is an explanation of a phenomenon. (Law = “what is happening”, Theory = “why does it happen”). Laws often take the form of equations, like Newton’s law of gravity:
F = G [(M1*M2)/r^2]
This law simply tells you how to find the gravitational force acting on two objects - if you know their masses and their distance from each other, you can plug ‘em in and figure out the force exerted. If you’re into this sort of thing, it also tells you that the masses of the two objects are equal factors in the total force, but their distance from each other is a REALLY BIG factor.
Notice that this law says NOTHING about WHY objects attract each other. That’s what the THEORY of gravity is for, and Newton didn’t really have one. Einstein eventually comes along and provides one; the theory of general realtivity explains why gravity works, why this force whose properties were described by Newton’s law works the way it does.
In terms of evolution, the theory explains the origins of species, the relationships between them, the fossil record, all that (it’s the Grand Unification Theory of biology, basically). It’s an explanation of the how’s and why’s, and it’s an excellent one. But it isn’t the kind of thing that would be labeled a “law.” like the laws of motion, the laws of thermodynamics, the ideal gas law. Those are just equations. Evolutionary theory is way bigger and cooler than that!
Clear so far? Good. This is why when ID and other creationists say “Evolution is just a theory,” what they’re realy saying is “Me am scientifically naive.” (Incidentally, in the legal profession, the word “theory” is used in a different manner, closer in definition to a scientist’s “hypothesis”. This is not the scientific definition/usage, but it’s probably why the IDers get away with using it that way. People tend not to make the distiction.)
Hey! You waded throught the whole thing! Congratualtions!
Bob
January 19, 2005 at 3:29 pm
65“A tornado in a junkyard can’t create a 747!”
But it could create Intelligent Design several times over.
Sharon
January 19, 2005 at 3:34 pm
66Thank you, Smallberries. That explains _why_ a woman I know who has two masters degrees (math and physics) can still be comfortable telling me that evolution is “only a theory”.
Oh, but wait. As someone trained in science, she should already understand the distinction between a scientific law and a scientific theory.
Oh, well. “My mind is made up. Don’t confuse me with facts.”
Nicole
January 19, 2005 at 3:51 pm
67Well, fellow Felber fans, I am pleased to announce that I’ve had all the ID evidence I need.
For just a very little bit ago, I opened what seemed to be an innocuous can of soup . Little did I know that it was really a can of salvation!
Ever since I was young, my liberal God-hating schools taught me that scientific laws are unchangeable. Namely, in this case, that despite the long-held belief that “a watched pot never boils,” the contents of the pot will start to boil in the same amount of time whether watched or not. The details are fuzzy given my recent revelation, but it had something to do with heat n’ stuff.
However, the pot of soup that I set on the stove, instead of taking 5 minutes to boil like it usually does, took an incredible 15 minutes (well, it sure seemed like it so it must have been) to start bubbling! Now, I started to test theories like the “scientists” would have done - I checked to see if the burner was working, I checked to see if the pot was on the correct burner, and in desperation, I even tried “stirring” the contents. All to no avail.
I was finally forced to accept that “scientific theories” are bogus, and that God is ever-present and changes things at his will, even something as seemingly lowly as a can of soup. If we can’t even boil something without His help, how can we believe “evolution” can conduct itself?
So if you’ll excuse me, I have to dedicate myself to the Almighty Homestyle Lentil in the sky.
Thompson
January 19, 2005 at 3:56 pm
68Hm. Minor point on Elven as developed by Mister Tolkien–it’s a lift from another language with nips and tucks. Basically it ends up being something like an offshoot dialect of old Norse. I don’t remember the exact language he modified to build it.
Klingon… I have no idea. May in fact be a total from-scratch build. I’m not so big a nerd that I have -that- particular piece of useless encyclopaedic knowledge at hand. -wry grin-
Ben
January 19, 2005 at 3:59 pm
69I could totally go for some lazy man’s God-lobster right about now.
Bill Fishlore
January 19, 2005 at 4:09 pm
70The Intelligent Design guys are using stuff out of Thomas Aquinas - not that that is BAD, just a bit old-fashioned. Design is a function of *perception*: I can see three beer bottles (empty) on the bar, but the threeness isn’t in the bottles, it’s in the counting. The design we perceive in the universe is a function of our perceptive mechanisms, eyes, nerves, brain etc. These organs evolved to see designs, so they do. Last summer I was sitting on my porch smoking some good weed and watching the fireflies light up on the lawn. Each time a few of them would light up at once, my imagination would connect the points of light with imaginary lines, making truly awesome geometric figures. I made the design - the fireflies are not working from a blueprint supplied by Mr. Invisible. Beer bottles, weed - these are the tools to defeat ID.
Jerry
January 19, 2005 at 4:16 pm
71Smallberries - What a wonderfully concise explanation! Very well done.
Calypte - thank you, but don’t worry…I no longer try to debate with Creationist/IDers. I feel sorry for them, and if there seems to be a spark, I try to fan it it into a flame of understanding, but usually leave it alone.
If their own faith doesn’t inform them, and they have to resort to science to support their faith, then they have to do science like everybody else. But they don’t. They have to lie, twist words and concepts of science, they are sad in their lack of faith.
If I were a person of faith, I would have to believe that God is as much further beyond my understanding than I am to that of a virus. I would have to admire a God that created me through thirteen billion years of subtle, fascinating, creation more than one I perceived as spitting in a lump of mud like some imbecile potter.
But that is the heart of the problem. These people think that they can actually understand That Which Cannot Be Understood. They have no appreciation of the subtleties of what they believe to be his works. They believe the Bible is inerrant, even though they can’t get through Genesis 1 and 2 and tell you whether God made women or trees first. They are pathetic, superstitious natives, trying to make my kids listen to their nonsense in their science classes.
Arne Langsetmo
January 19, 2005 at 4:28 pm
72The supporters of ID claim that the diversity of life is too complex to be explained by a “simple” mechanism such as natural selection, then tout their own even simpler “because God made it so”!
Hmmmmm. Yes….
Perhaps that is one good rejoinder to the IDers. Why not ask them to prove that an “intelligent designer” is indeed capable of producing all the diversity that we see? I for one am rather doubtful about this unsupported claim, and I think it only fair for them to show that such is indeed possible. Call me a sceptic, but I suspect that we have quite a bit more evidence for evolution producing various bits and pieces of the natural world than we do for any space lobsters doing any such little part. . . .
Turn about is fair play, no?
Cheers,
ghani
January 19, 2005 at 4:36 pm
73Klingon was developed by a linguist (Dr.Mark Okrand) for Paramount Studios. So yes it basically has a creator (who studied similar creations). Esperanto is basically just a Romanic language with a simplified grammer. It is so similiar to Italien that you can speak Esperanto, with and Italien and they’ll only complain about your horrendous grammer and a word here or there that is different.
A while back I read an article (in Scientific America) that explained how the human body could be improved to last longer. So even if the Intelligent Designer had for some reason give us four limbs and a spine, it could be built to last longer and and be less breakable. (Knee joints turned around, crooked spine, etc)
Calypte
January 19, 2005 at 4:37 pm
74Thompson: My personal Tolkien expert (my wife) told me that Elven was derived from Finnish, which is a Finno-Ugric language and unrelated to Old Norse, which is a Germanic language. The Germanic languages (English is one) are part of the Indo-European family.
Chris Brockett
January 19, 2005 at 4:44 pm
75Tess:
At risk of staying off-topic, Nicaraguan Sign Language really did emerge completely spontaneously, without anyone “deciding” anything. Nobody invented it, there was no adult supervision, and there was certainly no intelligent designer, unlike Tolkein’s langugages, or Klingon. It sprang up spontaneously among deaf children who had been collected together so that they could receive an education–in Spanish. What emerged was a fully-fledged language with syntactic categories and functional uses of signs, and a grammar completely unlike Spanish. This is why Nicaraguan Sign Language is so exciting to linguists. It is extremely rare that the emergence of a language has been so well documented–unlike the case of pidgins, languages that have also emerged apparently spontaneously, but whose origins are extremely murky. There was a readily accessible BBC article on the web on Nicaraguan Sign Language a few months ago, which refers to an orginal article in Science (September 2004?). I also recall an article in the journal Language a few months ago.
It is, I think, an open issue as to whether the emergence of this sign language reflects some sort of Chomskian innate human language faculty or as the emergence of order owing to communicative pressures–which can be viewed as a form of natural selection.
Chris Brockett
January 19, 2005 at 4:51 pm
76PS: I am not suggesting for a moment that an innate human language faculty, if such a thing exists, is not the result of Darwinian evolution.
Allison in Santa Cruz
January 19, 2005 at 4:52 pm
77Great posts, everyone! Kudos especially to Murray, I’ve enjoyed reading his comments for a while now. Yes, the cephalopod eye is better than ours — no blind spot. As for the flaws in the human body design, I’d like to add bad knees and bad backs. I think we just haven’t yet evolved a good body plan for our upright stance. And given modern medicine, which allows so many genetically unfit bodies to survive and pass their genes to future generations, we probably won’t. Not that that’s a bad thing for human society. But a population geneticist might argue that we’re not doing any favors to our gene pool by allowing bad genes to persist in the human population.
Several years ago now, one of the science reference librarians at the university here organized a community book club called Science Matters at the public library. Every month she scheduled a scientist to lead a discussion on some layperson-friendly science book. Most of the participants were not scientists themselves, but were interested in science.
When she asked me to take part, I chose Richard Dawkins’ “Climbing Mount Improbable” because in this book Dawkins does an especially good job of debunking the anti-evolution challenges of the creationists. Things like “There’s no way evolution could create an eye like ours from nothing” We had some very lively discussion, and I think most of the participants got a lot out of the book.
What is becoming clear to me regarding this evolution/ID debate is that it is the job of scientists to educate non-scientists. Not preach at. Educate. Maybe if the average lay person had a better understanding of the theory of evolution and how it works he/she would be less afraid of it.
And speaking of the formation of new species, I remember reading an article about some insects that appear to be undergoing a speciation event. If I recall correctly, a grad student was looking at the genetic structure of certain populations of this insect. She found that there was variation in the genetic relatedness of the populations and that this variation was correlated with variation in some environmental parameter — the greater the difference in the environment, the greater the difference in the genes. Although it may be several more generations before these insects diverge completely into separate species, she does seem to have caught them in the act, so to speak.
With regards to the evolution or creation of new languages, I thought that Tolkein developed Elvish (not Elven) and Dwarvish (or did I just make that up?). As for Klingon, I don’t know what the origin was, but to me it sounds like a cross between German and Cantonese.
Rick
January 19, 2005 at 6:06 pm
78In 1957 Martin Gardner wrote Fads and Fallacies in the Name of Science. Carl Sagan’s 1997 book, Demon-Haunted World, seems to suggest that our society has become LESS rational in the intervening 40 years.
Some time ago I read Uncommon Sense, by Alan Cromer. The author, a physics professor, contends that objectivity is not natural for us. Science defies ‘common sense’. (Science is hard.)
I agree. I think our nature is to look for simple cosmic truths. Fire -> hot. Sabre-toothed cat -> bad. We look for purpose, for good, for bad. (For millenia the ‘purpose’ of astronomy was astrology.)
I can understand the appeal of ID. (Hey, I wouldn’t mind some purpose to my life!) But I can’t forget the sign posted in a geophysics lab I worked in. “I wouldn’t have seen it if I hadn’t believed it”.
adam
January 19, 2005 at 6:20 pm
79To the terrific texts referenced above, I wanna add Dan Dennett’s “Darwin’s Dangerous Idea.” It’s clear, entertaining, and thought-provoking. Like some of Dawkins’ books, it’s a great introduction to the latest and greatest in evolutionary science and thinking.
tess
January 19, 2005 at 6:29 pm
80Chris Brockett:
I guess the Nicaraguan case just doesn’t strike me as being particularly spontaneous: You have a group of kids who each probably had some sort of gestural language to communicate with their familiies and then shoved them together. I figured that with the need to communicate, some gestures get adopted, others discarded, and ideas need to be communicated through grammar. Either that, or my uneducated speculation on linguistics is preventing me from understanding the logistics of what went on in these kids’ heads.
Though now I feel the need to commit a sin and eat the sacred offspring of the The Big Lobster in a salad with consomme on the side. Thanks — I WAS on a budget.
Calypte
January 19, 2005 at 6:30 pm
81Yes, Elven or Elfish (or whatever it is) was Tolkien’s invention, but he was an expert in Finnish mythology (the Kalavela) and taught himself Finnish, and — at least according to what I’ve been told (not being an expert myself) — developed Elven from Finnish.
Mike Z
January 19, 2005 at 6:50 pm
82Another good book on this is “Finding Darwin’s God” by Kenneth Miller. He does a good job of explaining the distinct positions within the broad “creationism” or “intelligent design” categories.
Geni
January 19, 2005 at 7:50 pm
83If human bodies are a result of some stupendously intelligent design, then someone needs to explain to me why there’s a toxic waste line running through the major recreational area.
Emmarie
January 19, 2005 at 8:38 pm
85“They believe the Bible is inerrant, even though they can’t get through Genesis 1 and 2 and tell you whether God made women or trees first.”
dude…that’s hard. You try reading something completely self-contradictory and pick one right answer.
What I really wish IDers would answer is the question “why the heck did The Great Lobster stop with humans?” After all, if most of the human race is so stupid that they can’t accept ID, why should they get to exist (so the reasoning goes)?
I really wish I could remember all the comments I was thinking as I was reading these. Ah well.
Landis
January 19, 2005 at 8:50 pm
86Wow, don’t look away from this site. You blink and Adam gets infinitely more popular (or controversial). Either way, keep it up. I love his wit, and the community that we see in the comments section is amazing. Too bad the forum is dead….
I’m with Dee on the La-Z-Boy theory. I don’t attend a church anymore, but was brought up with a bit of varying takes. I went to synagogue when I was in preschool, spent more time at Bible Churches in youth groups, and attended a Catholic high-school (still proud of the fact that they only class I ever cheated in was Ethics!).
I’ve got to say as a scientific minded, non-church attending Christian, I’m a huge fan of what used to be called Theistic Evolution (at least as I understood it). When I first heard of ID (not to be confused with ED, although there are similarities) I thought it was just a new name for my little belief. Um, no.
To me the scientific theories of evolution are amazing. And I don’t have a problem with it (or any other real science) at all. It’s just when you go back to the Big Bang and you get to the ‘What was before that?’ question, I don’t have much of a problem leaving it to God, the Lobster, or some other force beyond my comprehension. And I don’t think that belief is hypocritical at all. But it’s certainly not this new pseudo-science called ID.
Thanks for discussion and the comedy (which I desperately need after listening to Ms. Rice all day yesterday and today on NPR).
God/Lobster/Allah/Mother Nature help us all.
AlanDownunder
January 19, 2005 at 9:18 pm
87Blasphemers!
May the Intelligent Designer have mercy on your souls.
Emmarie (3 weeks into ethics class and has cheated already; not that any of you heard that)
January 19, 2005 at 9:24 pm
88The only soul I want mercy on is the bottom of the left of my favorite Converses. The poor thing is near to breaking.
…I hope this doesn’t post twice. The Internet is as tricky as the universe sometimes.
Tom
January 19, 2005 at 11:11 pm
90Sorry, but there are just WAY too many responses to read them all. Still, I would like to thank you, Mr. Felber, for writing this particular entry. As a hard-core, super-duper, far-beyond-what-you-can-possibly-consider-”healthy” evolutionist, I am just astounded by how creationists and “ID”-ists keep coming up with arguments supporting their so-called “theory” (and I use that term loosely) against evolution. Evolution is not “just a theory.” This particular phrase is the result of the ignorance of the lay-bible-pusher. A “theory” in normal English is synonymous with “guess,” “prediction,” or “hypothesis.” This is not so in the case of science. Scientific terminology defines a “theory” as a statement or set of statements that has been backed up by volumes and volumes of research, just short of becoming scientific LAW.
Dammit. I just read some posts above and it turns out I’m going to look like a major copycat. I could just delete everything above this, but I think I’ll just leave it. Still, I don’t know why some of you guys don’t fight for the right and duke it out with those ID-ers! I, and this may be just me, get my daily kicks from laying the smackdown on the Big Guy’s self-appointed science-killers. There are counter arguements for every single one of ID’s counterpoints, even going all the way back to questioning His existence if you have to. It hardly ever goes that far, but if they get to the point of physical violence, it helps to bring some friends. And fire extinguishers (for the torches).
BTW, Geni, LOVE the quote. ^^
Laura
January 19, 2005 at 11:24 pm
91Mike Z said: “That is: While we have indirect evidence of speciation in the fossil record and elsewhere, we have never actually observed one species evolve into another. Therefore, evolution is mere speculation.”
Actually, we have observed speciation. Mostly in plants, since plant genetics is FREAKY WEIRD and they can instantly speciate, but in some animals as well. Googling for “observed speciation” turns up a bunch of resources, if anyone is interested.
Murray
January 19, 2005 at 11:29 pm
92Allison,
Don’t be so hard on those genetically defective folk. If I didn’t have glasses, my next bike ride might be my last.
A friend of mine makes a point that we are going backwards genetically. Look at which people have the most children and who has the least.
I’m confused; I always thought that lobster was food of the gods.
Murray
January 19, 2005 at 11:42 pm
93Theistic evolution?
Why not?
At the Christian college I attended no one questioned evolution, it was taught.
As my minister dad would say.
“The Bible gives who and why, science gives how and when”.
(Not that I believe that who and why thing any more)
Mike Z
January 19, 2005 at 11:54 pm
94I apologize if someone snuck this comment in somewhere up there already, but it is also interesting to note that (as far as I’m aware) this whole movement to keep evolution from being taught in public schools is a uniquely American (USA) phenomenon. I’m not sure what to make of that, exactly, but it seems like it must tell us something deep about the Christian far right in this country.
Sean F.
January 20, 2005 at 1:14 am
95Yeah, they’re a bunch of intolerant, luddite retards who are clinging desperately to the beliefs created by a primitive culture who ascribed everything to supernatural causes.
Because they didn’t understand almost anything, except that the belief in a higher power IS an effective incentive system. It still is today. But all this creationism nonsense– and it IS nonsense, it’s a fairy tail to keep kids afraid of God– is just gravy. Believe the world is six minutes old for all I care, but separation of church and state is one of the bedrocks of the USA, and every damn religion has its own little bedtime story about how the world was made.
That’s why those asinine stickers should be made into toilet paper. Let’s coexist. Let’s applaud the fact that the big boys in power are actually keeping *ssholes like you from forcing their beliefs onto everyone else, which is exactly what fundies seem to want to do. This is wrong.
While we’re on the subject, oh PLEASE give me your best reasons that “Cretinous Design” is more plausible than evolution. But wait- no, because I have heard a lot of them and they all end up being laughable in the face of a body of knowledge having stood the test of exhaustive research– based on EMPIRICAL evidence– for over 150 years.
Think what you want. But any creationist must know deep down that in a rational argument, a scientist would drive his ass into the ground.
Mike Z
January 20, 2005 at 1:35 am
96Sean F.
Does the “you” in your comments refer to me? or to a general, rhetorical “you” that does not include me?
Murray
January 20, 2005 at 6:51 am
98This may come as a shock to most of you out there but I KNOW that the world is 52 1/2 years old. It sprang into being, whole cloth, the moment I was born. The light from the Andromeda Galaxy, the 250,000 annual snow layers in Greenland, my parents, grandparents and older brother, all popped into being when I arrived. Feel free to claim that you are older and remember being around prior to July ‘52, but your memories were planted into your own fully grown body when you were created to fill out my world.
Prove it didn’t happen!
Gary
January 20, 2005 at 8:21 am
99According to evolution, everything looks like it has a design, because anything else could not have survived. Simple.
Gary
January 20, 2005 at 8:27 am
100One more comment. Intelligent Design equals Creationism equals Religion. Religion should be kept out of school. There are too many people with different views who should not be subjected to one particular religion or point of view. Religion should be taught at home and at a religious institution — whether it is a church, synagogue, mosque, whatever. I was taught at home to have a healthy skepticism of science and their theories, and I made it through school just fine. It is not proper to subject children to the proselytizing of certain religions in a school setting.
Winston Smith
January 20, 2005 at 9:22 am
101Its interesting that the adherents of ID feel free to pick and choose which science they wish to believe in, even though the same scientific method is used across all branches. They don’t question the science behind their cars, phones, computers, TVs, medicine, printed books, light bulbs, and indoor plumbing; only that science which is inconvenient. So, if the Asian bird flu EVOLVES into a strain that can spread among humans, they will explain that it is an act of ID, and that the victims did something nasty to deserve such devine retribution (like eating lobster?).
PC Pete
January 20, 2005 at 9:23 am
102I AM THE WINGED PUPPY, MESSENGER OF THE LOBSTER GOD, PRAISE ITS PRIME ANTENNAE!
TLG WISHES TO COMMUNICATE THE FOLLOWING:
1) Fossils are aminals who had developed WMD.
2) An hypothesis (and by extension, a theory in this context) MUST predict things not yet seen. How does ID do this?
3) ID implies an intelligent designer, QED. (Or QEND) The Great Lobster demands this be proven.
4) If Condi had less devotion to Bush and more belief in her own abilities, this winged puppy would like to make little winged & scaled puppy-lets with her.
5) Don’t tell It I told you, but garlic butter is _way_ better than lemon butter with you-know-what…
6) The Great Lobster is just another name for the Infinite Radiant Is (to paraphrase Richard Bach, andother well-known crustacean)
7) Adam, you really can’t help yourself. But thanks!
HERE ENDETH THE LESSON.
aaron
January 20, 2005 at 11:33 am
103ID Explains Evolution:
Step 1) God creates man.
Step 2) God watches man do stuff. Real bad stuff. Stuff like men in Washington are doing today, only with less tanks and bombs and money and more sticks.
Step 3) God says “Fuck.” decides he doesn’t want to be blamed for this.
Step 4) God makes monkeys, who kinda look like man, in hopes that someday somebody will see the resemblance and throw them off his trail.
David
January 20, 2005 at 11:34 am
104Murray,
Depends on how interesting this 52 1/2 year old world I sprung fully ten years old into from the left headlight of a 1942 army half-track is. If it’s as nutso as my nearly 63 year old universe is quickly becoming, neither one of us had any business being seminal factors. If, on the other hand, our life stories are simply nightmares in the mind of someone living in a universe that makes sense, but who ate some you-know-what that had been in the fridge too long…
On the other hand, perhaps this intertwining of fundamentalism and government makes sense in a nation which has just extended the reign of its first cult leader, the Grand Aya-boots-and-bullshit brainless horned toad.
Thompson
January 20, 2005 at 12:03 pm
105I’ve always been kinda partial to the idea that God is a research scientist, and the devil is his lab assistant who comes in on weekends and messes with the project. It explains a lot. Like Job. “Hey, God, I’ll bet ya fifty bucks I can make that amoeba curse your name!” “You’re on, Lucifer!”
Note that this does not preclude the possibility that God is a Giant Lobster. It just adds a white lab coat to the picture.
A Hermit
January 20, 2005 at 12:24 pm
106God is NOT a Giant Lobster.
But the Medium Lobster is quite godlike….
A Hermit
January 20, 2005 at 12:28 pm
107Seriously, I think the major flaw in the whole ID argument is premise that complexity is evidence of deliberate design. One of the features of good (dare I say intelligent?)design is simplicity. One can distinguish, for example, a pile of man-made marbles from a pile of pebbles by their uniformity, and in that uniformity are simpler than the randomly shaped, naturally produced pebbles.
QED
ACW
January 20, 2005 at 12:41 pm
108Off topic, but I have to defend Tolkien.
Tolkien’s invented languages really are invented; the individual words, prefixes, suffixes, and grammar rules were chosen pretty much arbitrarily to please the author. He used grammatical features and ideas from many languages, notably Finnish and Welsh, but no Finnish or Welsh speaker could read one of Tolkien’s Quenya or Sindarin poems without training.
Maybe we can get David Salo (who wrote the non-English dialog for the Lord of the Rings movies) to say this right.
Adam: brilliant cut at the IDiots.
Sue
January 20, 2005 at 12:48 pm
109Murray,
So my mother was born prematurely in a tiny town in North Dakota, and both my parents were sargeants in the Second WW (before they met), and eventually they taught me to drink my coffee black (in the approved mess hall fashion), so the next time WWDTM is somewhere near Baltimore I *will* get a ticket in a timely manner and there’ll be dessert after the show and I can demonstrate my unique black-coffee-drinking prowess and this all becomes Back Story to your universe?!!?
DUDE!!! The Lobster runs the Writers’ Guild of America!!
But thanks for explaining that.
Ann
January 20, 2005 at 1:28 pm
110Murray, I wish you’d explain this comment:
“A friend of mine makes a point that we are going backwards genetically. Look at which people have the most children and who has the least.”
You can’t really mean to say that genetically inferior people are having more children, can you? Or are you confusing genetic fitness with socioeconomic fitness? I’m guessing that you mean low-income people, or devout Catholics, or third-world people, but none of these groups are genetically inferior.
I know some people who think they’re genetically superior because they’ve acquired a higher education and made lots of money, but they’d be dead meat if they had to survive on their physical skills. What society values and rewards can change quite quickly and doesn’t necessarily reflect evolution.
Thompson
January 20, 2005 at 2:19 pm
111ACW, Tolkien doesn’t -need- defending. The fact that he built the language from specific linguistic bases doesn’t take anything away from the acheivement.
That said, though, you make the point, “He used grammatical features and ideas from many languages, notably Finnish and Welsh, but no Finnish or Welsh speaker could read one of Tolkien’s Quenya or Sindarin poems without training.” However, one could also say that speaking Cantonese does not mean you’ll understand more than a few token words of Mandarin. Or, a little closer to home but further from an accurate analogy, speaking French isn’t exactly a qualification to add Italian to a resume, and yet they have a base in common. Yet another parallel can be drawn between modern English and Middle English. It takes some effort to make sense of the difference in rules, grammar, and spelling when trying to work between the two.
The question was whether or not it sprang ex nihilo, or if it had a base. It had a base–Finnish (thanks, everyone who corrected my slip).
Jeff N
January 20, 2005 at 2:44 pm
112Gary wrote:
“Intelligent Design equals Creationism equals Religion. Religion should be kept out of school.”
While I see where he’s coming from, I actually think this is the wrong solution. I think religion *should* be taught in school. Wait a sec.. stay with me here..
I’m a computer science major, but some of my favorite classes in college were the religion and philosophy courses I took. I believe one of the major problems we Americans have is that shockingly few people have even a cursory understanding of any religion outside of their own. And more importantly, generally these same people have never considered the nature of religion from a scientific/sociological perspective.
Therefore, I believe Intelligent Design should be taught in school. It should be taught in chapter 5 of the religion textbook: “Christianity: Beliefs of Origin”.
Allison in Santa Cruz
January 20, 2005 at 2:53 pm
113Murray — I didn’t mean to imply that there’s anything wrong with using medical technology to correct anatomical or physiological conditions. Lobster knows, if not for the miracle of laser technology I wouldn’t be able to see without little discs of plastic stuck on my eyeballs. And my husband would have died at the ripe old age of 11 days if his pediatrician hadn’t diagnosed and surgically corrected his pyloric stenosis.
Jerry
January 20, 2005 at 2:57 pm
114Jeff N -
Religion is as much a part of our (social) world as is electricity. I agree, to produce well-rounded citizens, an understanding of what various peoples and segments of society believe, and why, is essential. But I think the topic should be under “Religions of the World”, Chapter 5, Origin Myths. Taught in a sociology class.
Lynne
January 20, 2005 at 3:09 pm
116So, I guess the evangelicals are onto the whole lobster/undersea creature theory…they say Sponge Bob is gay.
This is why they don’t have the time to study science.
Jeff N
January 20, 2005 at 3:31 pm
117Jerry -
I thought about my mistake linking ID with Christianity after posting.. I definitely agree with you there.
However, I think religion is too large of a topic to incorporate it into sociology, despite their relationship. And I have to say that discounting ID as an “Origin Myth” is a little too far of a swing in the opposite direction.
While there might not be any scientific evidence to support ID, I would hesitate in claiming proof that it’s false.
Hmm.. just looked at the dictionary.com definition of myth. If we only take the first two definitions, then “Origin Myth” might indeed be an appropriate chapter title. However, I believe the latter two definitions are more accurate in terms of current social definition, making this title a bit too weighted for me. Let’s just worry about keeping it out of our science books first.
John
January 20, 2005 at 4:01 pm
118Why, oh why, if this “designer” isn’t the God of Abraham, David, and Jesus is he/she/it always referred to in the singlar? If, scientifically speaking, there can be one designer, why not two? Or ten? Or a thousand? Any physicist will tell you that the universe (multiverse?) is sufficiently idiosyncratic that it is entirely possible that it was put together by a committee.
Take the platypus, for example. Or the faces we make when we have sex. Or lobsters. Mmmm… lobsters…
Jim
January 20, 2005 at 4:14 pm
119Quote: “If God really was a gigantic lobster (Look! Up in the Sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? no, it’s Seafood!) directing the cosmos with his/her/its 2nd antennae, what’s the 1st antennae being used for?”
David, the first antennae is totally distracted by Adam’s sparkly object.
(I hope the Giant Lobster doesn’t smite me for that one)
Law versus Theory:
Behold I present the LAW of Evolution:
OS + GM(E) = NS
conversly,
OS + GM/E = X
where:
OS = Original Species
GM = Genetic Mutation
E = Environment
NS = New Species; and
X = Extinction
Now those poor IDrs can’t refute evolution. It’s a LAW, not one of those theory thingies.
I’m really getting in deep doodoo with the Giant Lobster which is fine by me since I’m allergic to shellfish.
Feel free to pick apart or modify my mathematical equation.
Jerry
January 20, 2005 at 4:17 pm
120Amen to your last sentence, Jeff N!!! But I am going to hold fast to classifying it under sociology, or at least ethnography.
I am going to call you on this (and please don’t take it amiss, you obviously are intelligent and thoughtful, but the obfuscation of the ID/Creationists seems to have gotten you!)
While there might not be any scientific evidence to support ID, I would hesitate in claiming proof that it’s false.
Their claim is what is called in skeptical circles an “extraordinary claim.” It flies in the face of a vast amount of evidence. It is therefor incumbent on them to show proof, not on us to ‘disprove’ their assertions.
Again, my bitch is that they fail in their own faith…they claim that a book filled with internal inconsistancies is the ‘inerrant’ Word of God. They make God out to be some sort of powerful, smartish redneck that they can commune with on an equal level because of Jesus’s agony. And they want to impose their ignorant, small-minded, egocentric view on the REAL science I want my kids to learn.
schemanista
January 20, 2005 at 4:47 pm
121Lynn: they say Sponge Bob is gay.
No self-respecting homosexual would be caught dead with a complexion like that.
Ergo SpongeBob cannot be gay.
Landis
January 20, 2005 at 4:55 pm
122I agree with JeffN that religion probably should be taught in schools. Not as the ‘gospel truth’, but as a study of all (or at least most) beliefs. Of course you include your own, but you also give fair representation to others. In a sociology context. But most definitely NOT in the science class.
Two of my favorite classes in Catholic high school were ‘History of the Church’ and ‘World Religions’. Both of them were taught by a secular Jew(!) and really showed me why I’m not a Catholic.
Understanding is what this education thing is about.
Jerry
January 20, 2005 at 4:59 pm
123Oh, sure schementista! Then how do you account for all the photos in the tabloids of Sponge Bob hanging with Tinky Winky? If we aren’t vigilent, our kids will all be gay like we are because we saw Kukla and Ollie being friends, and schmoozing with that fag-hag Fran!
Dave
January 20, 2005 at 5:03 pm
124I just want to add something re: evolution. Selection pressure is really only applicable to an organism until it reproduces. Hence, anything that affects you in your old age is really not going to be selected out. Of course, in species where extended care of offspring is part of the life cycle, one can expect longer adult lifespans, to ensure the survival of offspring.
Look at many insects that die right after mating (males) or laying eggs (females). They don’t take care of offspring at all.
Humans and elephants, whose offspring take a long time to mature, have longer lifespans. But after a point, beyond reproductive age, you start to become a drain on resources to the younger population. Hence, when elephants finally grind down that last pair of molars, that’s it.
Dave
January 20, 2005 at 5:09 pm
125Also, regarding the tornado in a junkyard argument:
I read a book once, I can’t remember the author right now. Anyway, the idea was this: say you have a deck of cards, randomly shuffled and you keep shuffling them. How long would you expect to shuffle them before you end up with the cards all in order? Well, you could get lucky, but (I forget the math, too) it’s like, a long time. (anyone out there want to calculate all the different orders that 52 cards can be arranged in?)
Now, imagine cards with the property of sticking to adjacent cards. For example, when the 4 of hearts wound up on top of the 3 of hearts, they would stick together for the next shuffle. When the 2 of hearts came out of a shuffle under the 3 & 4 stack, it would stick. And so on. So you’d have pairs of cards forming after a few shuffles, then 3 and 4 card clumps. Pretty soon, you’d have 2 stacks, and they would merge on the next shuffle.
Atoms are like the cards. They preferentially bind in certain ways to each other. Therefore, just putting energy into a system of a sufficient diversity of elements will yield, over time, complex order. (with lots of waste heat generated in the process, for all you laws of thermodynamics folks out there)
This relates more to the origin of life than subsequent evolution, but it serves as an example of how order can emerge out of random shuffling.
kelite
January 20, 2005 at 7:00 pm
126“Yeah, they’re a bunch of intolerant, luddite retards who are clinging desperately to the beliefs created by a primitive culture who ascribed everything to supernatural causes.”
sean, you made me blow dr. pepper out of my nose with that one. nice.
by the way, can anyone tell me what the heck qed is supposed to mean? is this some cool blogger lingo that i have yet to pick up on?
excellent post and comments; you’ve helped me waste 1 1/2 hours of work time.
Murray
January 20, 2005 at 7:31 pm
127Ann
I should have been a bit more careful with my language.
I believe that what makes humans evolutionarily fit is our tool manipulating capacity. As an animal (naked with nothing in our hands) we are pathetic. Any animal 1/3 our size could clean our clocks. We are exceptionally slow, don’t have claws or fangs, poor eye sight, poor hearing, little ability to smell, and we would freeze or sunburn quickly. Put a tool in our hands and we take over the world.
It is our brain that makes us so fit.
Our brain allows us to ignore problems (really bad eyesight, deformed limbs, etc) that would leave any other animal vulnerable to being eaten, or starving to death.
(Let me tread gently here) Many of those who are having children at a young age (shorter generations = more people) and more children are not the smartest in our gene pool. If you ignore religious differences that encourage (or discourage like Shakers) large number of children). IN GENERAL intelligent, mature people have two or less children, usually later in life. And IN GENERAL many less intelligent, less mature people have more children earlier.
It might be difficult for me to back this up empirically.
Ann
January 20, 2005 at 8:12 pm
128Murray,
Thanks for clarifying. But I still think you’re wrong. You say that many of those having more children are not the smartest in our gene pool. This seems to be a circular argument, at least as you’ve presented it–are you saying that it’s stupid to have large families, therefore the people who have large families must be stupid?
If I put words in your mouth and guess that you are tactfully NOT saying “low-income, uneducated people,” I again disagree. I doubt very much that there’s any significant genetic difference between an illiterate street thug and my poetry-spouting-doctorate-in-physics cousin. My bet is that it’s mostly a difference in upbringing and education. It might be diet, too, but that’s not a genetic factor. And if we had to fight off wild animals, I’d rather be with the street thug!
Finally, age or maturity of the parents is also not a genetic factor, except that older parents (both mothers and fathers) run a greater risk of genetic defects. Immature parents aren’t genetically inferior to wise parents. And if they’re having more children, any childhood deaths owing to their incompetence would be offset by the numbers!
Emmarie
January 20, 2005 at 8:19 pm
129The meaning of QED that I know is the one you put at the end of a logic proof. It’s Latin and means, basically, ‘that which was to be proven,’ which translates into ‘my proof is lovely.’ But maybe only I think of it that way.
Murray
January 20, 2005 at 9:00 pm
130Ann,
Ignore social-economic differences. Several of my friends are brilliant and not at all cut out for higher education and I live in a very poor depressed area, (median income is $16,000/ annum. Ignore who can take on a lion (or woodchuck), my wife would come out second best in most every fight and few are as bright.
Today I subbed for a learning support elementary school teacher. I worked with children who are REALLY behind. As I am able to gather, their parents are young and they are from larger families. Of all of my friends who have PhDs (11) I can think of 2 that have 3 children and the rest have 2 or less, and none had children early.
I believe that there is no longer a natural selection pressure for greater intelligence. Humans have met critical mass. Enough intelligent people marry other intelligent people to keep the population afloat. But I think that the gap between people who can understand and progress science and those who can’t find where they live on a map, will continue to diverge. I also think that the number who don’t know the duration of one earth revolution around the sun, will grow compared those who can calculate it to the nanosecond.
Deno the Untergeek
January 20, 2005 at 9:05 pm
131Dave - “Atoms are like the cards. They preferentially bind in certain ways to each other.”
Sorry, but being an astrophysics major (with more than a healthy interest in quantum mechanics - the math is terrible, to say the least), I have to say my piece. You’re right - atoms preferentially bind in a certain way. HOWEVER - the Giant Lobster has a bit of a gambling problem. There is no prediction that can be made when more than two atoms interact. Well, we can tell that one will go this way, another this, and the last one behaves like this. Unfortunately, as to which atom is which, we can’t begin to say. It’s random.
The same with the cards. They may bind together, but not necessarily in the correct order (ie, 3 of hearts with the 4 of hearts, etc.). There is absolutely no rhyme or reason for cards to bind together.
Reading this again, it seems that I’ve done a good job destroying your thesis. Oops. I support what you say. In fact, in an ancient tome of Ripley’s Believe it or Not!, there was an article on some Russian/German/someone who actually shuffled a deck of cards over and over until he got it back in the same order. As I recall, it was something like 25 years. I wonder if he achieved Nirvana when the cards turned out to be in the same order…
Actually, the cards can be put together 52! times, which my nifty calculator says is 8.06 x 10^67. That’s how many combinations there are. Hey, with odds like that, even the Red Sox have a chance…hey! whaddya know? Go Lobster/God/…thing.
Landis
January 20, 2005 at 9:41 pm
132QED - Quod Erat Demonstrandum - “that which was to be demonstrated” - used to say “Ha, told you so”
(He says while listening to the local NPR station - KQED)
Sean F.
January 20, 2005 at 9:53 pm
133I’m referring to anyone who seeks to force his or her beliefs onto others, especially if it denies them a proper education. Look, I do not revere science as the end-all solution to everything. Without faith, there would be no hypotheses for them to test. But revision and constant testing is what has given us some pretty fantastic things: effective medicine, reality’s sights and sounds stored on little silver disks, etc. What I admittedly get very angry about is when christian fundamentalists seek to have their particular cosmological myths taught in higher education– high school, that’s bad enough. But would you have creationism taught as fact in colleges? That’s sad and scary to me.
I apologize to Mike for the hostility of the last post; some fundamentalist at work called me “ignorant” the other day just for casually mentioning evolution in a conversation. I bottled it up ’cause, well, I have to work with the guy. “Ignorant? Okay, Virgil, let’s take a jaunt down to the local museum”. It’s not like I could have changed his mind.
You just don’t talk about religion or politics with people. But I really don’t understand how intelligent, successful people can go through life truly believing “Genesis” as fact when our very civilization depends upon technology and the products of the scientific method: theorize, test based on measureable evidence, draw conclusion until proven false.
Mike Z
January 20, 2005 at 10:28 pm
134Thanks, Sean F.
Actually, you may have misinterpreted my approach. I think it is bizarre that evolution draws so much wrath from the religious right in this country, and the fact that this tends to happen only in the U.S. supports my suspicion that this is really more about politics than about either science or religion.
In fact, I just heard from someone today that another place this is popping up is in Italy, where the Burlusconi administration bears many similarities to Bush’s. Of course, this may support the point even more, especially since the Vatican officially favors Darwinism.
On a separate point within this discussion, it has never been clear to me what they mean when they insist that schools “teach” creationism (or ID or whatever) alongside evolution, or “give it equal time.” One can’t teach two contradictory theories as if both were true.
My approach is to present both as honestly as I can, and then evaluate them. It can often be very useful to show students the structure of a flawed theory in order to show exactly how the scientific process works to eliminate it. For harrassed public school teachers out there, perhaps this may be a way to appease the complainers (or the lawmakers) while staying true to your ethical standards.
Molly
January 20, 2005 at 11:05 pm
135“While there might not be any scientific evidence to support ID, I would hesitate in claiming proof that it’s false.”
Which essentially means that it’s not in fact a science. As people have mentioned, and as Popper said (much more eloquently than I can), science is science because it’s falsifiable. A theory that can’t be tested much less yield replicable data, and therefore can’t be proven wrong, is a theory only in the connotative and not the rigorous sense.
Also, you have to be incredibly wary when you’re trying to apply Darwinian evolution to humans. Humans have developed complex systems of survival via technology, society, language, and other memes that have superceded evolution in the traditional sense of natural selection. Saying that Darwinian evolution doesn’t apply to modern man and therefore it could be wrong is like saying that things don’t fall with an acceleration of 9.8 m/s^2 on Mars and therefore gravity could be wrong - you’re leaving out parameters, context, complexity … (that’s a horrible analogy, I apologize). Classic Darwinian evolution leaves a lot to be desired in general, but evolutionary theory didn’t bog down in a white-bearded sinkhole in the late 1800’s, there’s a lot more to it.
People just need to be educated - for example there is so much fascinating research going on right now in molecular evolution, which will eventually explore how complex life could arise from the classic “Miller organic soup” - I could go on forever about the various projects, but suffice it to say that I will not be surprised if in 50 years we can simulate the synthesis of catalytic organic macromolecules (RNA) in vitro from simple precursors.
Maybe we can’t disprove ID but the more knowledge we amass that supports a precise, empirical explanation for the complexity we observe every day, and the more we disseminate that information, (hopefully) the less idiots will actually believe it.
tess
January 21, 2005 at 1:04 am
136Murray,
I think I must disagree with you on the part of the intelligence factor for the people with big families; it seems to me that it has much more to do with socio- rather than the -economics bit in your example. The kids from giant families born to younger parents get less likely to get individual attention, were probably exposed to poorer nutrition, and less educational opportunities compared to their more educated and smaller family-unit counterparts. I’ve actually met a number of very bright people who came from the enormous Morman families, but it seems to be primarily derived from educated parents and a social system that is geared toward caring for their members with gobs of children pouring out until uteruses (or is it “uteri”?) collapse in exhaustion.
Of course, I’ve also noticed the youngest of these children tend to be somewhat maladjusted and less ambitious than their older sibs — probably from their mothers’ attentions being divided between too many children and so they tend to slip through the cracks pretty readily.
Murray
January 21, 2005 at 6:45 am
137Tess,
I don’t think that large families make for less intelligent people.
I think that less intelligent people tend to have larger families, and have them at a younger age, thus shifting the ratio of unintelligent to intelligent people.
ambulocetus
January 21, 2005 at 1:34 pm
138I know the idea of a giant lobster a la Fafblog is intriguing, but I think we are seriously underestimating the possibility of a super-intelligent cherry pie here.
tess
January 21, 2005 at 2:46 pm
139Murray,
Okay, I misunderstood. Though whatever these people are passing along, it’s more socio-economic stupidity and “heritage” of large families. Personally, I’m hoping more’ll get thinned out with Darin award spector — like the man who decided to go body-boarding down a very steep road on skateboard and smashed his head it at the bottom of the hill into a dumpster.
Ann
January 21, 2005 at 2:52 pm
140Murray,
I agree with you about having reached a “critical mass” regarding evolutionary pressure on human intelligence, but I think it happened much sooner than you apparently do. I doubt very much that our species is more intelligent today than we were 2000 years ago, let alone 100. The proportion of the population who can understand science has always been small, and it may in fact be larger today than it was 1000 or 500 years ago. Certainly literacy has increased in most parts of the world over the last couple of centuries.
I still think you’re making a mistake in equating education with intelligence. You simply CAN’T ignore socioeconomic factors in assessing the educational progress of the children you’re working with! It’s only very recently–perhaps in the last couple of generations–that it has been unwise to have a large family. Are you suggesting that most of us suddenly got a lot smarter and therefore had smaller families, while the genetically inferior people didn’t get the message?
Finally, you still haven’t explained why the age of parents is an issue, except if you mean that people who start breeding earlier can produce more children. But that’s not a genetic issue. Whether a given set of parents had children when they were in their early 20s or in their mid-30s would not change their genetics. None of this is a genetic issue, and thus it’s not evolutionary.
I’m sorry to seem argumentative, but with all this discussion about scientific method, I do think we ought to be rigorous here! Can anyone with more information about human genetics jump in here?
Molly
January 21, 2005 at 3:26 pm
141As I said before, human intelligence is no longer really directed by genetic evolution because society ensures that stupid people aren’t going to be unable to procreate. The intelligence (or at least the volume of knowledge and educational level) of the species is certainly increasing, but not the intelligence of the individual. Evolution of genes being replaced by evolution of memes is an interesting idea that is completely specific to humans.
I would say that the age of the parents is sort of a second-order issue in socioeconomic/educational terms because usually people who pursue higher education into their late 20’s and early 30’s aren’t as likely to have children while they’re still in school. Personally, I wouldn’t even think about having a child until after I got my PhD.
The genetic factors contributing to intelligence aren’t close to being understood - clearly there is some link but the genetics are multifactorial, nonmendelian, etc - also, the pressures to parse out the genetics and genomics of intelligence aren’t nearly as critical as those to figure out the genetic basis of human diseases, so it’s not likely to become a huge field until those things are better understood.
adam
January 21, 2005 at 6:27 pm
142Molly’s right. It’s not too controversial to say that - barring a cataclysm - significant physical human evolution is over, and that goes for innate intelligence as well. For those of you who were hoping for a second set of thumbs somewhere down the road… sorry.
As far as “Fafblog” is concerned - I don’t read it so I hadn’t noticed the similarity. But now I have and… I have. The guy definitely beat me to to the superlobster (it’s also a really funny site). My interstellar lobster evolved from the pincers analogy. I suppose it’s a case of convergent evolution, though one consequence of that theory is that it raises the alarming possibility that mine is a marsupial lobster.
mynym
January 21, 2005 at 6:34 pm
143“What sort of evidence would actually count against ID?”
In forensic science it is evidence of a naturalistic accident. I.e., the person fell, they were not pushed. In archaeology it is evidence of a naturalistic happenstance. I.e., the rock is worn by water, it is not engraved. In SETI it is evidence of solar pulsars, etc. I.e., the radio signal is not based on any sort of code or encryption written by a mind, it is of natural process.
Etc., simple, isn’t it?
But remove ID from everything and what falsifies, “Well, Nature did it somehow. Me scienist, so me know!”
Nothing, this assumption typical of Darwinism is unfalsifiable. It is only falsifiable by ID. But those who have a great and dogmatic faith in the mythological narratives typical to Darwinism (”Once upon a time, there was a primordial pool. And well, Nature did it somehow!) do not like it questioned.
“In order to really get off the ground in the scientific community, a theory must at least be able to propose evidence that, if observed, would count against the theory.”
Then the assumption often used to justify Darwinism, that minds and intelligence do not exist because everything must be in and of Nature, is not science.
mynym
January 21, 2005 at 6:41 pm
144“The very beauty of ID is that you can’t argue against it.”
Yes you can. That is why you keep doing so, after all.
“For every inconsistency and stupidity that you bring to the attention of the ID’ers, they just say, “God works in mysterious ways” or some such nonsense.”
No they don’t. I can tell that you have not talked to very many. If so, that’s ignorant.
“They have the ultimate bailout. You certainly can’t say that about science! We scientists have no such lifesaving, all-purpose mantra.”
Ridiculous…how many times will “scientists” use technology to argue the benefits of science? Yet look at technology, it relies on the creative (creationism) invention, ingenuity and design (intelligent design). While in contrast, the scientism nit wits have the mantra, “Nature did it. That’s science. Me scientist, so me know!” That is their ultimate cop-out in dealing with ID. They change scientia from the traditional pursuit of knowledge and truth to the pursuit of naturalistic explanation. Then all they have are various naturalistic explanations with huge gaps in them, widening now. Yet they seem surpised by finding only what they seek. As if that is not the only thing that they are looking for.
mynym
January 21, 2005 at 6:48 pm
145“Do any of these ID pushers have pure-bred dogs? How do they suppose the different breeds of dogs came to be the way they are? Dachshunds, long and skinny. Poodles, curly hair. We, as a society, have no problems accepting that artificial selection can mold species into vastly different forms.”
They are of the same genus. They are not new life forms. They are different species, not different life forms.
“Why is it so hard to accept that the environment can do the same thing?”
Because intelligent selection works much faster than natural selection and proves that information makes the formation, while mutation makes for deformation.
“It must be that since the environment has no intelligence, it can’t direct the evolution of species lineages. What hogwash.”
If Nature has no intelligence then why do Darwinists talk about natural “selection”? Geeks seem to like to try to deify mommy Nature because Father God, now that’s downright scary!
How does Nature “select” things, ultimately? Was it there in the Big Bang that set it all off? Were things somehow put in motion then that makes the selections now? For it is all matter in motion and nothing can put motion in matter. For that’s downright scary! Sometimes, with the geeks, you’re talking about neuroses, not science.
You ask why people do not believe the geeks. Well, they may well see some of the neuroses at work in the things geeks like to try to say. Maybe that is why.
mynym
January 21, 2005 at 6:51 pm
146“By the way, I’m too lazy to look it up myself, but does anybody know what ID has to say about all of the species that have gone extinct?”
That would be a prediction of typology. I.e., random mutations are generally destructive and deformative, not formative. So you will have less and less.
The prediction is accurate. That is not the only thing that typologists of the late 1800s predicted accurately. Their views are verified by the evidence. Darwin is proven wrong by it. Yet, people cling to Darwinism for many other reasons, some just neurotic.
mynym
January 21, 2005 at 6:54 pm
147“ Imagine waking up one morning and all of the BTRs have just vanished in the night. (Kind of like the Apocalypse, but much more straight-forward) THAT must be what is meant by the term “heaven on earth”.”
Yes, just substitute the “Jewish influence” or the Jews in there for the people of the Book and your Darwinistic proto-Nazism will be Nazism.
Do I need to prove this by citing history? Ask and you shall recieve. Socialists speak of and promise a “heaven on earth,” yet bring about that which looks very much like hell on earth.
mynym
January 21, 2005 at 6:59 pm
148“The main thrust of their arguments (their real ones) are aimed not so much at “micro-evolution” such as dog breeding or microbial antibiotic resistance, but rather at the speciation that is assumed to have happened throughout the millions of years of history. That is: While we have indirect evidence of speciation in the fossil record and elsewhere, we have never actually observed one species evolve into another. Therefore, evolution is mere speculation.”
There are numerous ways that the mythological narratives of naturalism could have been proven. You have to wonder what Darwinists would do with some actual proof, instead of banging their head against the evidence for typology all the time.
But at each point where it could have been proven, it has been disproven. I’m using “proven” in a soft way to indicate a pattern of evidence found.
But the fossil evidence goes against the sequencing necessary for Darwinism. The anatomical evidence goes against it, in favor of types and typology. Now, the biochemical evidence has also gone against it and validated the typologists of the late 1800s.
Some Darwinists try to argue against the fossil evidence by saying that it is incomplete. That is a long way from Darwin’s “infinitude” of sequence.
In response,
“….when estimates are made of the percentage of living forms found as fossils, the percentage turns out to be surprisingly high, suggesting that the fossil record may not be as bad as is often maintained. Of the 329 living families of terrestrial vertebrates 261 or 79.1% have been found as fossils and, when birds (which are poorly fossilized) are excluded, the percentage rises to 87.8% (see Figure 8.5).
G. G. Simpson recently estimated the percentage of living species recovered as fossils in one region of North America and concluded that, at least for larger terrestrial forms, the record may be almost complete! In another approach he compared the number of living genera of various categories such as insectivores, carnivores, etc in a particular region with the numbers of fossil genera of the same categories in a region of similar ecological make-up in the past. Two such ecological regions are recent Portuguese East Africa and Middle Oligocene Dakota. After comparing the composition of these two faunas, Simpson concludes:
These comparisons and some other considerations suggest that surely half and probably two-thirds or more of the Middle Oligocene genera are known and that those not yet known are mainly carnivores (indi vidually much less abundant than herbivores) and very small mammals (with less recoverability than large mammals by previous collecting methods).
According to an article by Wyatt Durham in the Journal of Palaeontology, as many as two percent of all marine invertebrate species with hard skeletal components that have ever existed may be known as fossils. Assuming ten to twenty species per genus, this means that for certain groups, such as molluscs which are ideal fossil material, the percentage of genera known could be as high as fifty percent. There are, therefore, grounds for believing that in the case of some groups appealing to the imperfection of the fossil record as an explanation for the gaps is not a particularly convincing strategy.
It is significant in this respect that many professional paleontologists, those actually familiar with the facts, have always regarded the appeal to imperfection as a way of explaining away the absence of transitional forms with a good deal of skepticism.”
(Evolution: A Theory In Crisis
By Michael Denton :189-190)
mynym
January 21, 2005 at 7:03 pm
149If the record may be almost complete, what are the implications?
There is a lot more evidence than that. The Herd here is all running in the same direction, yet it does not seem to know that which it tries to trample.
Maybe you should actually read a book or two on ID, then try to criticize. I’d suggest beginning with Denton. He pretty much set it off. (Although there was always a scientific opposition to Darwinism.)
mynym
January 21, 2005 at 7:08 pm
150“People just need to be educated - for example there is so much fascinating research going on right now in molecular evolution, which will eventually explore how complex life could arise from the classic “Miller organic soup”….”
I had to laugh at that.
Antony Flew, a leading atheist philosopher, recently began to become a deist. I.e., a believer in ID. Why? It’s because what you just said about the biochemical evidence is absurd.
As to Flew, that is like Billy Graham saying, “Because of the evidence, I might become an atheist.”
mynym
January 21, 2005 at 7:11 pm
151You don’t actually believe in the ‘Miller organic soup’ and the mythological narrative of naturalism, “Once upon a time, there was a primordial pool….” etc.
Do you?
David
January 21, 2005 at 7:18 pm
152“But those who have a great and dogmatic faith in the mythololgical narratives typical to Darwinism (Once upon a time there was a primordial pool. And well, Nature did it somehow!) do no like to be questioned.” Sounds like you’re describing some pompous prof (some of whom really are, but most of whom aren’t), the pre-antisepsis European medical profession, George Bush, or Jerry Falwell.
To state the obvious, science does not proceed on faith. Science is rational, faith is non-rational. Individual pompous asses do not define science, although they do make great televangelists.
It is reasonable to hypothesize that there was a primordial soup, and yes indeed, life did somehow happen. Science is onto the whats and proximate whys like gangbusters. The progression in my lifetime has been stunning, amazing, exhilarating, uplifting in real ways, not the phoney uplift of Bush’s coronation speech.
Mynym, I apologize for the rudeness of my first reaction to one of your postings. We are all ultimately just individual consciousnesses trying to figure out What the f***?
Generally, Bush is not a bra at all. He’s a set of falsies. Cheney is the bra (boneheaded reactionary a**hole)
David
January 21, 2005 at 7:21 pm
153Oops! Wrong panel for final comment.
mynym
January 21, 2005 at 7:29 pm
154You can be as rude as you like. I’ve seen worse.
“Science is rational, faith is non-rational.”
What is your rationale for rationality?
If I had time I would write a parable about a geek calculating the odds before he goes up to a girl and says, “Wanna go out? I want to beam down to your planet and shoot you with my phaser.” It seems that all the ratios have to be just so, for geeks.
“It is reasonable to hypothesize that there was a primordial soup, and yes indeed, life did somehow happen. Science is onto the whats and proximate whys like gangbusters.”
Not once geeks who have a myopic faith in mommy Nature get ahold of it. Their glasses grow ever thicker, thicker. They cannot quite see.
But as to the evidence for the mythological narrative about a primordial pool….Dean Kenyon, like one former atheist came to the conclusion that abiogenesis is, quite simply, impossible. Note that he sought a naturalistic explanation and then realized that he was looking at something else entirely based on the evidence he found.
But some things are held to for irrational reasons, and so:
“When Kenyon taught the prevailing naturalistic theories of biological and chemical evolution in his large introductory biology course for non-majors, he also explained his own skepticism about whether these theories were consistent with the evidence and argued that intelligent design was a legitimate alternative to naturalistic evolution. A handful of students complained, and the department chairman immediately endorsed their complaints. He announced that he would not allow Kenyon to teach this course in the future, on the ground that the professor was improperly introducing his ‘religious opinions’ into the science curriculum.”
(Colorado Law Review
SPRING, 1995 66 U. Colo. L. Rev. 461
ESSAY: IS GOD UNCONSTITUTIONAL?
By PHILLIP E. JOHNSON )
http://right2leftists.blogspot.com/2005/01/left-and-censorship.html
Johnson, that might get some people upset, which would be funny. It seems that there are those minds that cannot think through their conditioned brains.
Murray
January 21, 2005 at 7:34 pm
155OK, OK. Maybe I’m just blowing hot air here, (yea, yea, yea, like that’s something new here)
The issue of breeding earlier is only one of numbers, if you can get 3 generations in while others get in 2, you are numerically ahead.
Yes, small families are a new phenomenon. In the past you needed a large family to man your farm. I have over 60 cousins. However in the past 40 years it has been recognized that the world can’t support a logarithmic growth of humans and most have responded accordingly.
I moved from Columbia MD which boasts the largest percentage of PhDs’ in the country and a 53% college education for its population to Bedford and Fulton Co. PA were the percentage of college graduates is 10.3% and 9.3% (2000 census). I have spent a great deal of time with the Special Ed students, and students in general, in 12 different schools. Some of my neighbors are as backwards as you can imagine (probably more so). Some of them are bright and some are slow as boiled gravel. I’m sorry if this sounds harsh, but I’m down here in the fray. Yesterday one 5th grader with a bad cold was dressed in a loose sweater open at the top and front with no underwear. This girl was oblivious to her exposure in both areas. My question was; what parent would send a child to school dressed this way? I’ll bet you a months pay (at a sub’s wage it’s an easy bet on my part) that this girl’s parents don’t know what the outer planets are, or what the 3 branches of government are.
When I’m in the high school there are some dull and problem kids (the ones a sub gets to know first) who I’m sure will be parents in a very short time (some are parents already, there is a day care center at the school). I KNOW where the next generation of problem, dull kids are coming from.
I realize that I sound vaguely like some right winged hate monger who is ready to send welfare moms to hell. But if you check out my posts for the past 2 1/2 years you will find that I have a great deal of contempt for the intelligence of the average American. People who are very smart at what they do and what they are interested in and dull as rocks at most everything else. If 85% of Americans can’t name 3 supreme court justices and if half think that we found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and half can’t even find where they live on a map, I’m sorry, this is not intelligence. And yes I believe that these are the people having a larger percentage of births.
I believe they have the right to have as many babies as they want. (although I’m not happy with that).
I believe that society has an obligation to care for them as best it can.
I am doing what I can to get as many into college or at least be able to think as clearly as possible.
I do not think that humans are any less intelligent than they were 50,000 years ago.
I think that they may be less.
Sorry for not sounding like the bleeding heart that I am.
Molly
January 21, 2005 at 7:45 pm
156“You don’t actually believe in the ‘Miller organic soup’ and the mythological narrative of naturalism, “Once upon a time, there was a primordial pool….” etc.
Do you?”
It’s not a fairy tale, it’s a logical sequence of events based on what we know about the primordial earth. Perhaps it’s not an exact replica, but I’m a lot more inclined to believe a rational model involving only simple and observable elements like electricity, pressure, and molecules than one that conjures an unnecessary level in a “divine force of intelligence”. In perhaps 100 years the idea that simple elements needed an intelligence in order to reorganize into organic molecules and eventually life will seem as ridiculous as the idea that angels were needed to push around celestial spheres.
What I said about the biochemical evidence was incredibly simplified and archaic because I don’t think it’s necessary to type out a review article with citations in this forum. Mentioning a PHILOSOPHER who turned deist because of his understanding of biochemical evidence does very little to convince someone who has studied this biochemical evidence in some depth in the context of rigorous molecular biology training that preliminary ideas about the generation of life aren’t worth consideration.
I don’t think that intelligent design shouldn’t be taught in schools, but it surely shouldn’t be taught in biology classes.
Jay
January 21, 2005 at 9:08 pm
157The most telling argument I can make against intelligent design is the existence of fleas. I can’t imagine anyone with the least bit of intelligence thinking that these nasty, ugly, horrid little critters are a good idea.
david
January 21, 2005 at 9:37 pm
158Mynym,
Rationale for rational/non-rational. I’m working from what I think is a generally understood meaning of those two terms, although as a retired language arts teacher, I understand very well what a minefield that is. If I polled a random sample of people reasonably expected to be familiar with those two terms (in the spirit of dictionary researchers), and found that there was no general consensus, I would have to abandon those terms.
Insofar as the Founding Fathers used the terms Nature and Nature’s God, they were moving into myth, which is a fundamental force in human history, but fortunately, they chose the least constraining myth. Mommy Nature mythologizes whatever you can ascribe to it as a basis, because it personifies nature as a sentient force - Mother Nature, Father Sky. I don’t think scientists generally do that, except maybe in their personal lives.
Is God Unconstitutional? What an odd question. God is neither constitutional nor unconstitutional, so I don’t see the point of the inquiry. I do see the point of academic freedom vs. professional subject area responsibility. I do not see a problem with personal asides in class. They make for a more honest student/instructor relationship.
Whatever conclusion Dean Kenyon or other former atheists come to is fine. Toss it out there into the debate. But don’t assume it is proof of anything, except possibly a personally rational need to satisfy a non-rational urge.
Certainly his conclusion that abiogenesis is impossible might rest on a logically consistent proof. Doesn’t mean he proved anything about reality.
Back to the arrogant scientists of whatever stripe. Stephen Hawking is proof that an honest-to-god genius can make a fundamental mistake. The beauty of that man’s mind is that he found it and published it.
adam
January 21, 2005 at 9:57 pm
159“….when estimates are made of the percentage of living forms found as fossils, the percentage turns out to be surprisingly high, suggesting that the fossil record may not be as bad as is often maintained. Of the 329 living families of terrestrial vertebrates 261 or 79.1% have been found as fossils and, when birds (which are poorly fossilized) are excluded, the percentage rises to 87.8%.”
Sorry, mynym, but this is merely a cheap word game. I’m not accusing you of knowing this when you posted it, but a cheap word game it is. I looked into it:
“Family” is the key cheat here. Not “species,” not even “genus.” That allows for the vast percentage of species to be extinct, but so long as one living member of said family remains, it counts towards that 79%. Note that this includes the family “hominid.” Therefore: If we discover 100,000 new species of prehistoric ancestors of mankind - 100,000, mind you - each completely extinct species filling each and every minute gap in the fossil record… They’re still all just hominids.
So that supposedly impressive “79%” number would remain exactly the same. See? It’s just silly math, unless I’m missing something here. The fact that the statistic is limited to vertebrates is another way of padding the numbers.
I’m sure I’m not the first to point this out, but I haven’t really looked into many refutations of Denton’s work. To me, if he were a sincere scientist, he’d be looking for clues as to how life DID start, not how it didn’t.
Murray
January 21, 2005 at 10:14 pm
160Adam,
Yer dropping yer bucket down a dry well.
david
January 21, 2005 at 10:18 pm
161Molly,
Damn, I wish I’d written that (actually, I wish I had the knowledge base that made that panel possible).
Murray,
I spent 4 years in the high school trenches before securing a teaching position at a relatively rural community college.
My high school experience included slow classes that you would recognize instantly. But human heredity is so complex, and with so many variables, that I am still very perplexed by what I saw. Most dramatic was the son of migrant workers who graduated as valedictorian. Equally perplexing was the son of professional parents who struggled. In addition to the complexities of heredity are the complexities of biochemstry (which is why pollution is a first order crime) and the mix of environmental factors specific to each child and that child’s genetic and biochemical makeup.
Best we can do is assimilate research, identify patterns, learn as much as we can about what we are really doing and not doing as educators, and continue to work the trenches. Republican answer - deny incovenient realities, villify teacher’s unions, try to get by on the cheap, and exploit public education for sectarian purposes (I hear the screams of Republicans who don’t think that is the thrust of RNC/AEI ideology).
I would add that I don’t see any indication that we are any more or less intelligent than the earliest modern people about which we can find out anything. Certainly the last 10,000 years don’t seem to me to indicate any change. What changes is the degree and nature of learning, with lots of evidence that the infant brain responds organically to what the world around it triggers. Another variation is the degree and nature of consciousness on the part of individuals, and collectively, of a society.
I would be fascinated by any research that has uncovered any identifiable, species altering genetic variation in humans in so short a time span, or any sound research undercutting the evolution of life on earth. Most fascinating of all would be sound research showing that man is not simply the most complex ape, who got here the same way all other life did, starting way back at the interface between elements/compounds and vegetables/animals. Beliefs are what B.R.A. Cheney called conservation - personal virtues.
Landis
January 22, 2005 at 1:09 am
162You know, I really miss Jerry. Jerry the conservatroll. I may not have agreed with him most of the time, but his arguments were generally well thought out. They made you think. And they were in complete sentences.
tess
January 22, 2005 at 5:20 am
163Landis,
I miss the old sod, too. I’m not liking this new one too much.
Murray
January 22, 2005 at 1:02 pm
164David, et all.
I’ve done a poor job of explaining myself.
I don’t disagree with any thing that you, Ann, Tess and Molly have said
Evolutionary changes either need very strong environmental pressure, or isolation, for there to be any significant changes. (And a fair amount of time).
Neither of these is present now and I believe that the human race will be very similar (if we haven’t really screwed things up or artificially changed things) a thousand years from now. Our gene pool is constantly being stirred and mixed up.
What I think, that many might disagree with, is that I doubt, as a race, we will be any more intelligent in 1000 years than we are now. I think that we have a good chance of being slightly less intellect.
Not only is there no environmental pressure to increase our intellectual capacity, but because we can (and should) protect those who 10,000 years ago would have perished, hence not passing on their genes.
In the wild, for most animal species, there is little pressure to change, but there is a pressure to stay fit. By constantly weeding out unfit individuals, the species as a whole retains its fitness. (Slow rabbits, hawks with poor eyesight, and deer with orange concentric circles on their sides).
This is what humans have eliminated. This is not a bad thing, except as it relates to our species in the long run.
Who knows, we may figure out the smart gene and learn how to augment it in our offspring, eliminating the Republican Party.
Landis
January 22, 2005 at 1:32 pm
165“Bummer of a birthmark Hal”
David
January 22, 2005 at 1:55 pm
166Murray,
I do like your conclusion. I also think you might be right about people 1,000 years from now, but I don’t think it will have anything to do with genetics. That has already been forged over millions of years.
It will be geopolitical/sociological. And that depends who emerges post-Bush and the retro-radical imperialists masquerading as conservatives.
We are learning so much so rapidly about the growth and nurturing of the human brain that we can evolve ourselves at this point, and I don’t think it has much of anything to do with our marvelous technical advances. It rests on our advances in our understanding of human potential, and this is where I think secular humanists, using the research potential of the technology at our disposal, are key.
Interestingly, some of the best civic secular humanists I know are deeply religious in their personal beliefs, including those who seem to me to have a clue what a man we refer to as Jesus was apparently trying to say.
Don’t worry about who has children. Worry about the utter failure of societies to nurture and expand the brains and minds of those children in any generally prophylactic way. And worry very much about the constant assaults on free, universally available public education shaped by intelligent, informed secular humanists with large spirits and an understanding of religious faith as a private, not a public, matter.
I’m hoping the European Union will pick up and travel on. Americanconservatism is a civic trainwreck in the making, and the worst of the worst is at the controls of the locomotive.
David
January 22, 2005 at 1:58 pm
167Murray,
I do like your conclusion. I also think you might be right about people 1,000 years from now, but I don’t think it will have anything to do with genetics. That has already been forged over millions of years.
It will be geopolitical/sociological. And that depends who emerges post-Bush and the retro-radical imperialists masquerading as conservatives.
We are learning so much so rapidly about the growth and nurturing of the human brain that we can evolve ourselves at this point, and I don’t think it has much of anything to do with our marvelous technical advances. It rests on our advances in our understanding of human potential, and this is where I think secular humanists, using the research potential of the technology at our disposal, are key.
Interestingly, some of the best civic secular humanists I know are deeply religious in their personal beliefs, including those who seem to me to have a clue what a man we refer to as Jesus was apparently trying to say.
Don’t worry about who has children. Worry about the utter failure of societies to nurture and expand the brains and minds of those children in any generally prophylactic way. And worry very much about the constant assaults on free, universally available public education shaped by intelligent, informed secular humanists with large spirits and an understanding of religious faith as a private, not a public, matter.
I’m hoping the European Union will pick up and travel on. Americanconservatism is a civic trainwreck in the making, and the worst of the worst is at the controls of the locomotive.
David
January 22, 2005 at 2:03 pm
168All right, Adam,
I apologized to mynym, and he/she accepted my apology. So why did my submission elicit a hold for being insulting and tell me to wait and then resubmit, which I did, only to discover the first submission had actually been accepted.
I am easily enough confused as a newcomer to cyberspace, without you (or Lobster) throwing curves at me, especially after I found a haven of sanity in the craziness of Bush/Cheney.
Deno the Untergeek
January 22, 2005 at 3:15 pm
169Honestly, this is an impressive debate. I do feel bad for mynym, for he/she is all alone on the ID side. As much as I’d like to come to her/his defence, I can’t force myself to. Sorry.
Being a college undergrad who’s been subjected to countless attempts to convince me to accept things like ID or an evangelical form of Christianity, I want to add this. The ‘primordial soup’ that everyone keeps throwing around breaking windows with is scientifically feasible. High-energy particles from the Sun break up hydrocarbons in the upper atmosphere that are then free to rain down (precipitate) into a body of water. Given enough time (and the timeline has far too many factors to really be nailed down), enough of these hydrocarbons meet up, bond in freakish forms and end up being this ‘primordial soup.’ After that, well, the Lobster threw down some lightning to see what was going on and BLAM - instant amino acids, very necessay building blocks for life as we know it.
As far as I know, this is the scientists’ story (at least up to the Lobster bit). We scientists are still trying to figure out what the atmosphere was like then, what chemicals were there, stuff like that. If you’ve heard of the Deep Impact probe that was launched last week, then you know that one of the goals is to find out what chemicals the Earth was being bombarded with early on. It’s very exciting, and I hope that some vital questions like what chemicals were likely present way back then? and so forth.
In ‘Mommy’ Nature’s defence, I have to add this last bit: Nature is a mother. Whether or not you personify this in your personal life, Nature is not to be messed with. Insults aren’t nice either. It makes you sound so…petty.
Murray
January 22, 2005 at 3:18 pm
170David,
Agreed.
Mike Z
January 22, 2005 at 4:40 pm
171Deno-
You are pretty much right about the standard bio textbook description of how things got started, but it has become increasingly clear (to the biochemists) that the step from “organics+energy” to “living processes” (which would be proto cells or something) is much more difficult than originally thought. Even given a billion or more years of churning.
It would be very interesting to hear more about what Molly and the people in her field are working on. I suppose, however, that it would be difficult to sufficiently describe in this space.
adam
January 22, 2005 at 5:18 pm
172David - there are no “holds” on your submission or anything, nor does my site scan for “being insulting.” I’d guess that there was some traffic on the line, or something. I don’t know.
mynym - If I were you I’d call for backup. With all due respect, you could use a logically-minded and clear-writing counterpart to help you and your cause. As long as things don’t get nasty, I’m sure everyone around here would enjoy that.
Murray - it’s an interesting point, but I remain unconvinced that intelligence is quantifiable enough to make any guesses about mankind’s genetic future. My guess is that the intellectual potential of our current genotype hasn’t been tapped yet, and that our intelligence is governed by factors as disparate as education, prenatal care, family dynamics, nutrition, and myriad cultural factors. The lack of any sort of selection pressure on our species means that certain non-beneficial mutations may survive in the short-term, but that same lack of pressure means that such mutations probably won’t have much effect on the genome as a whole.
Jerry
January 22, 2005 at 5:37 pm
173Mynym -
Somewhere in there, I see a searcher after truth, a soul longing to find, well, I’m not sure what, but maybe an Ultimate Truth in a confounding universe. I have gone to your website, read everything you have written there, so I have some fair basis to talk to you.
Evolution is simply a fact. It has been shown in nature and in the laboratory. It is evident in genetics, paleontology, in the fossil evidence (ever more compeling) of divergence and speciation, in clear cases of convergent evolution (including the fact that mammalian and cephlopod eyes work largely the same, arose independantly and the human eye is inferior!).
I will not argue with you if you wish to contend that a Supreme Intelligence caused all this (though I would like to hear what caused the ‘Supreme Intelligence’), but WHY are you so damned bound to the idea that all the science created by the intelligence that God gave us is wrong, and a self-contradictory book of myths is right?
Mike Z
January 22, 2005 at 5:45 pm
174I completely agree, Adam.
I think what’s being inhereted in Murray’s case (not the case of Murray himself, but the case he presented to us) is not so much low-IQ genes, but rather it’s sub-standard parenting, sub-standard finances, and sub-standard nutrition. It could very well be that genetic relatedness closely covaries with these other factors, making it seem as though genetics could be the causal factor.
One other thing I could add to this “evolutionary future of humans” issue is that when selection pressures are removed, the thing to expect is a much greater diversity of traits. If every trait produces just as much fitness as any other trait (as long as it doesn’t result in infertility or something like that) then they all survive in the population. The population does not converge to a narrow set of traits in order to best fit the environment. Instead, it spreads in every direction possible. So humans are both genetically smarter and genetically dumber than in the past, and we will likely see that trend continue.
Mary Kay
January 22, 2005 at 5:59 pm
175“significant physical human evolution is over”
Adam, say it isn’t so! Humans are definitely becoming less hairy. I’m counting on someday no longer needing to take a razor to my legs and armpits.
Murray
January 22, 2005 at 7:12 pm
176OK,
You have beaten me into submission.
What is intelligence? Knowledge? Knowledge capacity? Quickness of understanding? Ability to make connections of disparate things? Humor?Creativity? Ability to recognize kitsch?
Hellifiknow.
But to paraphrase Justice Steward, “I can’t define it, but I sure know it when I see it”.
As someone with a scientific background I know that you live and die by definitions. When none exists, you might as well grab a beer and solve the rest of the world’s problems.
What makes us genetically fit? In the far past it was intelligence, communication and tool manipulation. Now it’s nothing, virtually anyone can breed.
Does that pull us all down slowly, or does it diversify the human population. Again I don’t know. In a couple of thousand years let me know.
I do know that this exercise has clarified my own thinking on the subject, and given me a number of different issues to think about.
Thanks for your help.
Murray
January 22, 2005 at 7:15 pm
177Jerry,
You read all of mynym’s web site?
You’re a better man than I am.
I quit reading his ramblings here pages and pages ago.
tess
January 23, 2005 at 2:19 am
179Ann,
Are you counting on the notion of reincarnation?
Though it would be nice if my decendants don’t have to deal with hairly legs, but for all we know they might have decided that hairy legs and pits were ‘in’ and everyone resembles a chimp from the waist down. And besides, it ain’t doin’ shit for me right now. And another problems is that we do shave, so most people can’t tell if we’re naturally hairless or if it’s been mowed down, so it’s unlikely there’s any real selection going on in that direction.
Otherwise, I’m hoping for TGL could show himself one of these days and zap away all my leg and pit hair, but leave my head and eyebrows more or less intact. That would rock.
Adam,
Something tells me that mynym won’t be posting anything short. He/she feels the need to respond to every single criticism, real or percieved, so whatever’s likely to come out will probably become more and more garbled, and those determined souls among us would see fit to respond to each and every confused argument.
I personally have no patience to bother with slogging through it all, but if he/she would see fit to concisely GET TO THE POINT and see fit to only post on a few key points instead of all of them, I think he/she would find a bigger audience among those of us with short attention spans. Perhaps if those of us who are responding to mynym could do us all a favor and limit their arguments to perhaps 1-2 points to each laundry-list that mynym posts, it would do the rest of us a great service.
tess
January 23, 2005 at 5:20 am
180Ann,
Oh shit! Sorry. My mind’s blitzed.
Mary Kay — refer to my above comment.
Sean F.
January 24, 2005 at 12:20 am
181(concerning the posts of mynym)
Oh, sheesh. Look mynym, you sound like an intelligent person with strong beliefs. There’s nothing wrong with that. But it should really come as no surprise that you upset some people when you state that EVERYONE should agree that God created the world the way the Bible says He did. Maybe everything you say is right! Maybe everything in Genesis IS actual fact and scientists just haven’t found the evidence yet!
Yet the fact remains that you would have every person on earth believe in intelligent design. Or put more simply, you firmly believe that everyone should be a Christian and that all other religions are false and that all their followers must be wilfully ignorant or corrupt somehow. This is a time-honoured but ludicrous belief that is utterly incompatible with most of the modern world. It is an insane belief that is a crutch for bigots, racists and hateful people. Would you commit genocide on any who intrude onto your cherished beliefs, if you had the power?
It used to be common knowledge that the world was flat and that mental illness was caused by demonic possession. Sure scientific theories have more holes than swiss cheese, but it’s given us reliable enough knowledge to put a freakin’ man on the moon. It is not faith that drives science but its observable results.
Wade
January 24, 2005 at 10:25 am
182Hey, it’s Spencer _Tracy_, not Tracey. And you’d be better off referencing his Drummond to Clarence Darrow. But, yeah, that movie meant a lot to the cause. William Jennings Bryan never recovered.
Deno the Untergeek
January 24, 2005 at 10:58 am
184Science is all proof with no faith. Religion is all faith with no proof.
Isn’t it better just to let everyone choose their own superstition and (gasp) move on?
Donna the Undipt
January 24, 2005 at 2:05 pm
185And Magic is Religion as Science.
Economics, anyone?
David
January 24, 2005 at 8:15 pm
186The Magic Kingdom is Born-Again Religion as Scientology?
I was dipt, but apparently it didn’t take.
Hossmaster
January 25, 2005 at 2:32 pm
187Ok, so I have not read everything posted here, but whatever happend to this theory, which I always assumed was the one held by those of us Catholic Lites who no longer feel like going to Church is worth missing the game (or sleeping off a hangover): God created everything, is all powerful, with the wrath, the vengeance, and the unfathomable love, and so forth. God in all his equally unfathomable genius set the creation of humankind in motion through what we now define as evolution. Being the half-step above monkeys that we all are, we spend now sepnd our lives tediously toiling through this enormously complex, subtle, and ultimately incomprehensible matrix in the pursuit of what is, by any definition, truth, knowledge, enlightenment - science. Much like chimpamzees with Rubik’s Cubes, for lack of a (far) better analogy.
Personally, this is the belief I have always had. I mean, what could be more brilliant and perfect than a God who creates all of this cool shit through what we have crudely dubbed “Natural Selection” and the like? Why would an all powerful, infinitely knowledgeable being create life in the utterly unoriginal, unimaginative, overly simplistic way described in Genesis? That’d be like David Copperfield foregoing his “Watch me make the Statue of Liberty disappear before your eyes” trick in favor of a card trick!
Okie doke, carry on folks.
Dave
January 25, 2005 at 5:34 pm
188RE: comment by Deno the Untergeek on Jan 20, 2005 9:05 pm
I know this is waaay up the thread, but I am afraid my original post (at Jan 20 2005 5:09 pm)was misinterpreted as an argument for ID. It was not.
The sticky card argument was in response to ID folks who use math to demonstrate that the odds of randomly getting a complex molecule like RNA are so low as to be practically impossible. But the ID folks assume that each chemical reaction and subsequent arrangement is equally likely.
It is not. As certain combinations of types of atoms assemble, some are more stable than others. This is akin to the 3 of hearts sticking to the 4 of hearts. Like I said in my original post, this is a GROSS OVERSIMPLIFICATION. It was meant to illustrate that some atomic/molecular arrangements are more likely than others, due to the chemical nature of each element. Obviously, each individual atom of each element is indistingushable, but each element does not interact with each other element identically. For example, the noble gases don’t interact with any other elements, while carbon is quite gregarious.
So, my point was that generation of pre- or proto- biotic molecules through mixing and energy input is far more likely than creationists would have you believe.
(Creationists’ 747 out of a tornado in a junkyard is NOT an applicable analogy.)
Arnold Williams
January 28, 2005 at 11:54 pm
189I dunno. I suspect that if the students take the sticker seriously, evolution could stand being studied carefully and critically considered.
Unlike those who purport to support evolution in this thread, I think that a little MORE critical consideration of evolution vs. any other theory is very much in order. I’d suggest that those worried about this sticker are demonstrating that they do not believe that science can support its own conclusions: and if they believe that, I’d suggest that drawn butter goes very well with crustaceans.
Winston
February 2, 2005 at 2:15 pm
190If there is an Intelligent Designer, I want to sue his ass for false advertising and poor performance. Here I am losing my vision, suffering with chronic back pain, and to top it off, I only have an average sized penis! I want my money back and some more for the mental anguish he’s caused.
Joel
February 3, 2005 at 7:25 pm
191Did I page down too quickly? I missed the Super Bowl reference. Or are these neandrathals proof of evaloution or evidence that we haven’t evolved all that far?
Can Jews accept the sky lobster or would that conflict with all that shellfish aversion?
Where do I get my winged puppy?
Joel
ts
February 13, 2005 at 12:32 pm
193Unlike those who purport to support evolution in this thread, I think that a little MORE critical consideration of evolution vs. any other theory is very much in order. I’d suggest that those worried about this sticker are demonstrating that they do not believe that science can support its own conclusions: and if they believe that, I’d suggest that drawn butter goes very well with crustaceans.
I suggest that you study evolution, and science in general, before arrogantly pontificating on the subject, because frankly you’re full of crap.
ts
February 13, 2005 at 12:44 pm
194“Do any of these ID pushers have pure-bred dogs? How do they suppose the different breeds of dogs came to be the way they are? Dachshunds, long and skinny. Poodles, curly hair. We, as a society, have no problems accepting that artificial selection can mold species into vastly different forms.”
They are of the same genus. They are not new life forms. They are different species, not different life forms.
This, like everything else mynym says, is false; all dogs are the same species. If they weren’t, then Creationists would have a really serious problem, because they claim that speciation hasn’t been observed (it has, but they ignore the evidence; ignoring dogs would be harder though).
mynym has never studied evolution and knows nothing about it but that doesn’t stop him from pontificating extensively on the subject. Like others who do that sort of thing, he’s an arrogant ass and there’s no point in dabating him or otherwise paying attention to what he says.
Ron M.
February 24, 2005 at 10:28 pm
195ts: but can a lizard become a bird?
Ron M.
February 24, 2005 at 10:44 pm
196For those of you who do not believe in the God of the Bible, I wonder if any of you have ever studied it, or just believe your college professor who said it was full of myths and contradictions.
Someone please explain to me which Bible prophecy is not true. Tell me who Jesus was. When He said He was the Son of God was He lying? Be careful! Was He crazy? How could one man that never wrote a book, ran for political office, or ever travel more than 200 miles from his birthplace change the world for so much good? He only spoke publicly for 3 1/2 years. They killed Him when He told them who He was and broke their rules. Pretty intolerant would you say.
Can anyone in this group of intelligent people prove He was a liar or crazy?
Please try!
Andrew
March 26, 2005 at 3:23 pm
197“It is not faith that drives science but its observable results.” - Sean F. at January 24, 2005 12:20 AM
You cannot say that faith doesn’t drive science, any more than you can say that observable results don’t drive ID. The problem is, an evolutionist observes a result, say a 0.002% yeild of a nucleoside in the latest “prebiotic environment,” and says “see spontaneous generation of nucleosides can happen”, while another equally educated potentially ID supporting individual would observe the results and say “0.002%, thats not anywhere near the amount you would need to succussfully form a nucleotide”
Which of these two is depending on faith?
jules paltriguera
April 16, 2005 at 7:25 pm
199with all the blah blah blah’s, i cry my hearts for you all.faith and science are two different compartments of one intellegence. for what science cannot prove faith can… and what faith cannot prove science can. you cannot leave one without the other. these are included in the package of being human.
Arnold Hanson
April 30, 2005 at 6:56 pm
200Spencer Tracey settled the issue? If you think screenwriters and actors are the answer, you’re the greatest proof that ID doesn’t always result in intelligence.
Grow up
Dell
August 5, 2005 at 1:25 pm
201Hm.. “Intellegent” design? How intelligent is it to design something that develops cancer, or is susceptible to birth defects or heart attacks? Or is this the almighty’s version of planned obsolescence? Why invent something supremely designed for killing, such as a cheetah, and at the same time come up with something elegantly designed for fleeing a cheetah, like a gazelle?