This is the place where you readers can exchange holiday greetings with each other. Down there in the Comments box. I’m not going to muddy it up with politics or anything.
For instance, I’m not going to mention that if Iraq’s Sunnis follow the lead of one of their most influential groups or Osama bin Laden and stay home on Election Day… there will be a civil war.
Saying stuff like that would tend to interfere with the holly, jolly mood I’m trying to get going around here.
…which I guess makes me somewhat like the administration, doesn’t it? Except that I’m only doing it for a DAY rather than trying to convince people that all is calm and all is bright 24/7, 365, while nations war and mountains crumble and all the world turns a jaundiced eye upon us…
But once again, expressing that kind of sentiment is for another day. Today’s a day for laughing, sleighing, for cherub-faced li’l carolers singing far away from dread insurgencies and deadly tsunamis and dark, shadowy rooms where discontented men are even now plotting your doom…
…er, seriously, Happy Holidays, everyone! May your next year be joyous, peaceful, and realistic.





26 comments
Dee
December 28, 2004 at 1:28 pm
1When I was growing up we could always count on one thing at the holidays. Christmas card from my Aunt Jenny would arrive on December 28.
Thank you for reminding me of that tradition, Adam, and a merry, happy to all. God help us, everyone.
Tom
December 28, 2004 at 2:24 pm
2Yes, a merry chrismas, a happy hannukah, a cool kwanza, and a complacent do-nothing-day (for the atheist/agnostic group). May we ring in a new year in 2005 with hopes and dreams for a better world. Though the chances of life getting better are pretty slim, it’s nice to know that life can’t keep getting worse forever. See you in 2005!
bjd
December 28, 2004 at 2:26 pm
3All Hail FESTIVUS!
Tom in Santa Clara
December 28, 2004 at 2:39 pm
4Earlier in 2004 I was having great thoughts of either a Felber Administration or at least a Kerry Administration, but all my hopes were dashed in November. It was the topper to a really strange 2004 for me and for many other people I know!
To all the Felberites here, may 2005 be a better year, one where peace may break out somewhere, where people are not killing and being killed, and where the economy and environment may get better instead of worse. And if that can’t or won’t happen, do something every day for the people you encounter to make their world a nicer place, just for a minute or two!
Deborah
December 28, 2004 at 2:49 pm
5I agree with Tom. A weird year I’m not sorry to see go away.
http://bigego.com/newyears/
Here’s a link to my favorite New Year’s Eve song. It was written for 2001 but it just seems to keep fitting the times.
Murray
December 28, 2004 at 3:02 pm
6Joyous Solstice.
Now here’s a holiday I can get behind. No religion, or history to fight over, and it’s universal, (at least here on earth). It also lets you know that this is as dark as it gets. From here on the daylight gets longer, even if we don’t see the effects for a while, (despite what folks say the DAY stays the same length). The people in Australia can celebrate the daylight being its longest!
Maybe the Winter Solstice can be a metaphor for our political lives. It may be a while before things get better but this is the bottom.
Happy Solstice.
Tracey
December 28, 2004 at 3:41 pm
7To all my fellow Apethetic Fanatics, Happy New Year…may this year be better than the last.
Peace on Earth. Sigh. Such a nice thought…I’ll take a small slice peace here in my own little corner of the world.
Tracey in AZ
tess
December 28, 2004 at 4:19 pm
8Wow, I leave for a week and I miss all the latest posts.
The cynic in me says that we’re going to see a lot more shit fall this coming year with Dubya and his “man date” with the Saudis or whoever we’re pandering to next. But nevertheless, happy holidays. Even if the focus is on a winter holiday to commemorate the birth of Jesus during the wrong season as a means to compete with the Roman orgy-fests at the end of the year, it still has meaning for a lot of people, and a pleasant vacation period when people are likely to be depressed by the weather anyway.
Have a good one, y’all.
Sue
December 28, 2004 at 4:37 pm
9Murray,
“It may be a while before things get better, but this is the bottom.”
From your mouth to the ear(s) of the God(s) of Festivus.
BTW, you got any pull in Punxatawney? The Resurrection is due in about six weeks, and it’d be nice to know the fix is in.
Happy Increased Daylight to all the FA gang and our Glorious Leader.
littlebit
December 28, 2004 at 5:28 pm
10Thinking of you all fondly and daring to hope awhile as we move into the new year.
Gods bless.
Murray
December 28, 2004 at 6:41 pm
11Sue,
Punxatawney is a ways north of here, so we don’t have a lot of interaction, but talk about your easily disproven religion. They have to heat up old Phil for a week to get him ready for his prognostication. When I was a kid they used to say that if he saw his shadow there would be 6 more weeks of winter and if he didn’t it would be only a month and a half. This is my kind of forecast. “Nice weather if it doesn’t rain” kind of thing.
hedera
December 29, 2004 at 12:49 am
12You’ve all lightened my days in these dark times; I’m glad you’re all here, starting with Adam but certainly including all the posters.
I’m with the solstice crew - nobody can argue about the beneficial effects of lengthening daylight!
Just keep things in perspective: people have been saying (in various languages) that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for millennia now (the example I recall fondly is an Egyptian papyrus ca. 2,500 B.C.E. and at least a thousand years before the actual demise of Pharaonic Egypt), and yet, in the last millennium or so we’ve stopped doing a few of our more offensive habits (we don’t burn witches anymore, f’rinstance). Cautious optimism is the ticket, here, and a VERY long historical view.
But for the love of whatever deity you worship: PLEASE don’t say, “It can’t get any worse.” Don’t give it ideas. It can get worse. I said that one year, and my next TWO years were a continuous toboggan slide.
jared
December 29, 2004 at 4:26 am
13Happy holidays to you, Adam and your fanatical apathetes. I am in Boca Raton, FL with relatives and it is positively Seinfeld-ian down here. Santa, please send me XANAX!
Adam, let’s write a couple of musicals this year and earn some residuals so we can fortify our compounds.
Happy, healthy, safe, and prosperous 2005 for all.
JG from OWHC
Ananna
December 29, 2004 at 7:06 am
14Who wants to take me out and get me drunk on New Years?
Thompson
December 29, 2004 at 11:18 am
15I rather suspect that depends on where you -are- Ananna. Frankly, getting neatly blitzed with a few Felberites sounds like an excellent idea to me.
In the meantime, a New Year’s injunction for the lot of us. Whatever your creed, whatever your leanings, whatever your hobbies, whatever your life… For the new year, all I ask is that you do it all with passion. Laugh loudly, cry openly, and make snarky commentary that -really stings-! Otherwise, how do you prove you were alive…?
Tracey
December 29, 2004 at 1:13 pm
16I love you guys!
Linkmeister
December 29, 2004 at 6:59 pm
17If Hawai’i sinks beneath the waves this weekend, it will be due to the collective weight of the firecrackers my benighted neighbors insist on setting off, ostensibly to celebrate 2005. In actuality, they just like noise. This strange habit will require me to dose up my dog with acepromazine, if there’s any left after November 2.
Nonetheless, a belated Mele Kalikimaka to y’all, and an early Hauoli Makahiki Hou.
Murray
December 29, 2004 at 7:13 pm
18Link
Our first New Years here in wilds of south central PA was a real eye opener. All of my neighbors (none are closer than a 1/4 mile), at the stroke of midnight, blasted holes in the sky with their 12 gauges. It doesn’t pay to go to bed early.
(I hope that they were shooting at the sky).
Bob
December 29, 2004 at 7:14 pm
19I wish a safe, happy, and, prosperous New Year to all the Felberinos within the sound of my typing.
And I hope that we all live long enough to look back on the current state of the country and laugh. Besides, it would be really cool to be, like, 500 years old.
Linkmeister
December 30, 2004 at 1:19 am
20Murray, I was speaking pretty broadly about my “neighbors;” it’s more or less the entire population that goes nuts. However, I’ll take firecrackers over shotguns (as long as they leave the damned aerials alone!).
sally, mutant
December 30, 2004 at 7:55 am
21Topic: Taxonomy, etymology, or what? (Forgive me, I’m alway off message.)
Amongst the holiday greets are i.d.’s for the posters. I must vote for “Felberinos” because of Sainted “Hi Ho Steverino” Steve Allen. (Boomer bias. I know he got a bit religion looney towards he end.)
‘course “voting” online for a silly preference is easy and fun compared to getting killed standing on line to vote. Ask mittle-Europe, Africa, Haiti, and coming right up. . .
sally, mutant
December 30, 2004 at 8:05 am
22Though, damn, scrolling back, Apathetes is good. Sounds latter-day Oscar and Beardsley but politicized.
Tom in Santa Clara
December 30, 2004 at 12:18 pm
23Going off on a physics track here, I’m thinking that Felberinos could be those little nuggets of funny that Adam clumps together while he’s forming the larger funnies! Kind of like neutrinos, except that when we all laugh we’re not saying Quark Quark!
Allison in Santa Cruz
December 30, 2004 at 4:35 pm
24Sounds like I may be the only one here who celebrated Christmas as a religious holiday — I hope that doesn’t disqualify me from the ranks! Anyhoo, I too wish everyone a happy celebration of the season and have glued my fingers in the crossed position for 2005. I keep thinking that we’re at the bottom of the parabola, but there’s really no way of knowing how bad things can and will get.
About the solstice. Sure, we in the northern hemisphere get to celebrate the return of the sun and longer days, but those in the southern half of the world are going to watch their days get shorter. I’ve always wondered what that does to the commercialist aspects of Christmas — you know, the images of snow, Santa Claus in the North Pole, sleighbells, In the Bleak Midwinter, etc.
tim
December 30, 2004 at 7:09 pm
25Happy (unless you are a depressive, in which case, Less Sad) Quasi-Religious But in a Non-Sectarian, Non-Judgmental, way, End Of The Year (unless you don’t follow the Gregorian calendar, in which case, either almost the End Of The Year or early in the New Year) Somewhat Spiritual But Possibly Moon-phase-related Or Something…Day!
Sure, I’m trying to get Christian conservatives to boycott me. Your point?
Mary
January 3, 2005 at 12:09 pm
26And “God” bless us each and everyone!!
I was away the last two weeks but all here were in my thoughts. May you have a wonderful, prosperous and healthful 2005!