Comments on: You better not cry http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/ America's favorite blog Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:19:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: Page Rank http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-12808 Tue, 17 Jan 2006 14:39:01 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-12808 This is such a wonderful blog... how do you find time? http://www.samol202.com <a>Ranking</a> This is such a wonderful blog… how do you find time?
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]]> by: Magic mose http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-11140 Wed, 02 Nov 2005 18:19:47 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-11140 As the leader of the band that coined the phrase "Groovy Little Solstice", I'm flattered. Now, go buy the damn record. As the leader of the band that coined the phrase “Groovy Little Solstice”, I’m flattered. Now, go buy the damn record.

]]> by: Allison in Santa Cruz http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-5977 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-5977 Tsk tsk, Adam. Jeanne promised me you'd both keep taking your normal pills. I shoulda known not to trust a coupla LA-type folks. Tsk tsk, Adam. Jeanne promised me you’d both keep taking your normal pills. I shoulda known not to trust a coupla LA-type folks.

]]> by: Murray http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-5978 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-5978 Adam, you haven't been in LA that long. If you had, you would know that all that work would only have qualified you for Midwest status (like Michigan). You would need WAY more work to be LA. Enjoy the holidays! Adam, you haven’t been in LA that long. If you had, you would know that all that work would only have qualified you for Midwest status (like Michigan). You would need WAY more work to be LA.

Enjoy the holidays!

]]> by: pjk http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-5979 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-5979 Would that be Bituminous, or the new and improved coal that DOESN'T cause asthma? I've heard it really makes the air CLEANER, just by burning a few million metric tons an hour. Can't run them power plants on safe, clean, plentiful and affordable natural gas anymore, because one of those terms used to get millions of homeowners and businesses to hook up doesn't apply anymore. But don't worry, as the power companies are local monopolies, they'll still be able to "rake us over the coals" for years to come. Merry Christmas to Adam and family. Holiday tip: substitute cannabis for sage in your stuffing, and melt down some black hash in the gravy. Wash down with multiple alcohol-laden beverages. Or, for clean and sober individuals, tell your wife that it looks like HER Christmas ham has increased dramatically in size since last year. With any luck, you'll be unconscious through the coronation in January. Repeat dosage as necessary until desired effect is reached, or the world seems like a better place (the latter outcome is only available with the former option). Would that be Bituminous, or the new and improved coal that DOESN’T cause asthma? I’ve heard it really makes the air CLEANER, just by burning a few million metric tons an hour.

Can’t run them power plants on safe, clean, plentiful and affordable natural gas anymore, because one of those terms used to get millions of homeowners and businesses to hook up doesn’t apply anymore.

But don’t worry, as the power companies are local monopolies, they’ll still be able to “rake us over the coals” for years to come.

Merry Christmas to Adam and family.

Holiday tip: substitute cannabis for sage in your stuffing, and melt down some black hash in the gravy. Wash down with multiple alcohol-laden beverages.

Or, for clean and sober individuals, tell your wife that it looks like HER Christmas ham has increased dramatically in size since last year.

With any luck, you’ll be unconscious through the coronation in January.

Repeat dosage as necessary until desired effect is reached, or the world seems like a better place (the latter outcome is only available with the former option).

]]> by: Momma in New Yawk http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-5980 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-5980 'Abdominal texturing"?? Yikes. I don't even know what that is. Not to worry: I'll be at the airport so all you have to do is hold up a sign with your name on it, so I can find you. Got to go now, realize I need to get satin sheets for your bed.... or is it ermine? Or do I need to get one of them Michael Jacksonish barometric tanks for you to sleep in? (Hmm...kind of last minute for that. But I do have a hundred gallon fish tank in the garage, and a helium tank left over from last year's birthday celebrations. So maybe we can do something with those, I hope). ‘Abdominal texturing”?? Yikes.
I don’t even know what that is.
Not to worry: I’ll be at the airport so all you have to do is hold up a sign with your name on it, so I can find you.

Got to go now, realize I need to get satin sheets for your bed…. or is it ermine? Or do I need to get one of them Michael Jacksonish barometric tanks for you to sleep in? (Hmm…kind of last minute for that. But I do have a hundred gallon fish tank in the garage, and a helium tank left over from last year’s birthday celebrations. So maybe we can do something with those, I hope).

]]> by: ginny http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-5981 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-5981 What to get the man who's had just a little work done? Ah! A year's subscription to the "Silicone Caulk-of-the-Month Club!" Travel safely and be patient with all the other idiots. What to get the man who’s had just a little work done? Ah! A year’s subscription to the “Silicone Caulk-of-the-Month Club!”

Travel safely and be patient with all the other idiots.

]]> by: -=e=- http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-5982 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-5982 Happy Holidays! All the best to you Adam... and welcome (back) home! The East Coast fell apart while you were gone. Happy Holidays! All the best to you Adam… and welcome (back) home!

The East Coast fell apart while you were gone.

]]> by: sally, mutant http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-5983 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-5983 This is the one blog that I check daily. I admit that the glamor of radio stardom is what first attracted me, but now I'm fond of all y'all posters too. So to Adam, all his near and dear, and to all Fanatical Apathy posters, (I read your comments, always,) I send, in alphabetical order, not at all in chronological order, since some of these celebrations have passed, and my spelling is iffy: CHhappy CHannuka Christmas Greets Dandy Diwali Excellent Eid Festive Festivus Kool Kwaanza Groovy Little Solstice As an atheist, I really lean toward groovy solstice. How can you not celebrate, amongst gloomy midwinter mess, that the days are getting longer? Though you've gotta admire Festivus too--this fictional and cruel alternative holiday is a good antidote to seasonal sacchrine. (While I'm cynical, has anyone else noticed that if George Bailey had never been born that the music in the bar would have been much better? When he exists, the Juka da boxa is crappy Deanna Durbin sounding stuff. If he'd never been born there's a nice Fats Waller type guy doing boogie-woogie piano live.) This is the one blog that I check daily. I admit that the glamor of radio stardom is what first attracted me, but now I’m fond of all y’all posters too.

So to Adam, all his near and dear, and to all Fanatical Apathy posters, (I read your comments, always,) I send, in alphabetical order, not at all in chronological order, since some of these celebrations have passed, and my spelling is iffy:

CHhappy CHannuka
Christmas Greets
Dandy Diwali
Excellent Eid
Festive Festivus
Kool Kwaanza
Groovy Little Solstice

As an atheist, I really lean toward groovy solstice. How can you not celebrate, amongst gloomy midwinter mess, that the days are getting longer?
Though you’ve gotta admire Festivus too–this fictional and cruel alternative holiday is a good antidote to seasonal sacchrine.
(While I’m cynical, has anyone else noticed that if George Bailey had never been born that the music in the bar would have been much better? When he exists, the Juka da boxa is crappy Deanna Durbin sounding stuff. If he’d never been born there’s a nice Fats Waller type guy doing boogie-woogie piano live.)

]]> by: Jerry http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-5984 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/12/23/you-better-not-cry/#comment-5984 Adam got a Silicone Caulk? Too much plastic surgery, if you ask me! Happy Winter Solstice to everyone, you pinko atheists! Adam got a Silicone Caulk? Too much plastic surgery, if you ask me!

Happy Winter Solstice to everyone, you pinko atheists!

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