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From ABC News (via Eschaton) -
Among some conservative Christians, there is a belief that President Bush received a “moral mandate” to win the recent presidential election — and they are calling on him to act on their agenda now…
“Values” voters delivered for the president, and the president must now deliver for them — especially in […]

It turns out that the Madrid bombings were planned by one of the architects of 9/11.
Now, I’m not a Spaniard, despite my swarthy good looks and tendency to lisp dramatically when challenging my thworn enemieth to deadly duelth. But if I were Thpanish - er - Spanish, I’d probably be looking at those 1300 […]

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Yes, it’s that holiday, the one that liberal revisionists are trying to destroy by pointing out that the the first Thanksgiving didn’t actually lead to a long, rich history of peaceful cooperation between the Native Americans and the European settlers they aided.
Liberals. Even back in the late 17th century there were proto-pinkos […]

What’s happening to me!?
I don’t know, folks, I just don’t know. But it seems as though all your fine comments are now inaccessible. I’m not sure if this is a Movable Type glitch or the result of a huge covert operation perpetrated by a cabal of shadowy men determined to silence me.
I’d prefer […]

By now you’ve probably heard that House Republicans changed a rule that would’ve removed Tom DeLay from his post as Majority Leader in the event that he received an indictment from a Texas grand jury. It’s a great move. If only Ron Artest had thought of it, he could’ve spent Saturday morning changing […]

By now you’ve probably heard that both Iran and North Korea are asserting themselves as serious nuclear threats. Whether or not it’s true about Iran, Colin Powell’s resignation might be the first in US history to be caused by “ironic self-loathing.”
But if it’s all true then we have to look at our 130,000-odd troops […]

Tomorrow morning I’ll be heading up the Pacific coast for Monterey, where we’ll be taping a liveWait Wait. I’ll try to post an entry or two once I’ve arrived, gotten the lay of the land, and located a natural source of Maker’s Mark.
And yes, some of those posts might be about our new Secretary […]

From an open letter by Bob Jones III:
Dear Mr. President:
The media tells us that you have received the largest number of popular votes of any president in America’s history. Congratulations! In your re-election, God has graciously granted America—though she doesn’t deserve it—a reprieve from the agenda of paganism…. Don’t equivocate. Put your […]

Redwood City, Friday (F.A. wire) - With the US presidential election over and a verdict returned in the trial of Scott Peterson, American news organizations found themselves surveying the landscape mournfully in search of what to focus upon next. Several industry insiders suggested that the nations networks and newspapers might be forced to […]

As you’ve probably heard, we’re getting a new attorney general, and his name is Alberto Gonzales. Here are some common questions and answers about the man and the office.
Q: “Alberto Gonzales…” that sounds familiar. Where have I heard that name?
A: White House counsel. He’s the guy who wrote that […]