Can you believe those damned longhaired activist liberal judges on the Supreme Court? I’m still fuming. I suppose in their ivory tower/ commune there on the hill those decisions might make sense, but here in the real world, in America, things are a little bit different.

So let’s get this straight: We’re not allowed to hold prisoners without accusing them of something and giving them the right to legal representation? We can’t imprison people indefinitely without proving they committed some kind of crime? Do those dope-smoking, dress-wearing hippies on the Court realize that we’re at WAR? Do they?

Look, it’s simple [and you can feel free to cut and paste this, friends and neighbors, feel free] - We are at War. And the only way to preserve our freedoms is to eliminate them, at least for awhile. You know, until the War on Terror is over, which’ll be when… when… when Terror surrenders. Then we’ll have our whole “way of life” thing back because Terror will be safely behind bars. It’s common sense.

When the founders of this whole “America” thing said that freedom was worth dying for, they didn’t mean for us to get KILLED for it, did they? Nah, they woulda said, “Take a break from freedom so that you don’t get hurt, then return to the whole ‘right to due process’ thing and ‘innocent until proven guilty’ hooha when it’s safe.” That’s probably what they would’ve said. Because they knew that the idea of America was too precious to risk it for luxuries like “liberty” and “freedom.”

I think it was Thomas Jefferson himself who said, “Remember that individual liberty can only work if there’s no risk involved. Otherwise, forget it.” Okay, I’m paraphrasing, but you get the idea. These are tough times, and the brave and patriotic thing to do is to renounce liberty for awhile so that we don’t get hurt. That’s obvious. YOU know it. I know it. But apparently those out-of-touch unelected so-called “justices” don’t get it.

It might be time to rethink the whole “Supreme Court” and “checks and balances” thing. You know, just until things settle down a little. We can become a courageous beacon of uncompromising principles again when it’s safe, right? Right.