From Reuters:
Cheney, annoyed at Vermont Sen. Patrick Leahy, had hurled the “F-word” at Leahy during a conversation on the Senate floor in Washington on Tuesday.
…Cheney had ripped into Leahy for his criticism this week of suspected war profiteering in Iraq by Halliburton, the oil services company that Cheney once ran.
Cheney said on Friday he had no regrets about what he said.
Cheney told Fox News, “I expressed myself rather forcefully, felt better after I had done it.”
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So do I! I feel much, much better. Four years ago, when Bush and Cheney were promising to “raise the tone” in Washington, I had high hopes. But except for Bush calling a NY Times reporter a “major league asshole,” until this week the world of politics was still full of false politesse and “diplomatic” doubletalk. Just think of how much more ennobled American political history would’ve been if the voices of years gone by had possessed the courage, directness, and honesty of George and Dick:
“December 7, 1941, a day that will live in being really completely fucked up.”
“These are the times that try men’s souls, and the British can lick my balls.”
“With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in and bone the South right up the ass.”
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that motherfucking wall.”
There. Isn’t that better? I feel better. You can write your own (in the Comments below, naturally).
A new day is dawning. Now that Mr. Cheney has come right out and told the loyal opposition what’s on his mind, we can finally stop pussyfooting when it comes to our international relationships. We can come right out and say it: We can tell France and Germany to fuck off! We can tell the United Nations to kiss our ass! We can tell the entire world that they’re a bunch of stupid ass-licking shitheads, and if they don’t like what we’re doing, they can go fuck themselves! We can tell ‘em that.
Er… again.





51 comments
iop
June 27, 2004 at 8:50 pm
1Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy. You’re a fucking assclown.
Ras_Nesta
June 27, 2004 at 8:52 pm
2Just another step to “1,000 Points of Fuck”.
Allan B
June 27, 2004 at 9:18 pm
3Yet one more reason why this man is unfit for public office.
Mojo
June 27, 2004 at 9:54 pm
4- Lafayette, we are here… to say fuck you.
Linkmeister
June 27, 2004 at 10:16 pm
5MacArthur, arriving back in the Phillipines:
“I have fucked up.”
Sean O
June 27, 2004 at 10:22 pm
6Julius Ceasar: I came, I saw, I bust a cap in yo ass…
michael
June 27, 2004 at 10:33 pm
7“Walk softly, and carry a big stick–if ya know what I mean…heh heh (snort)…get it? Big STICK! Ya know, giv’er the big stick!!! (guffaw)!
historyenne
June 27, 2004 at 10:40 pm
8“My only regret is that I have but one life to lose for my country . . . and that I won’t live to see you redcoat assholes fucked right up the pole.”
“Give me liberty or I’ll knock your nuts to next Tuesday.”
“Have you no sense of decency, you motherfucking asswipe? Have you, at long last, no sense of decency?”
You’re right, Adam. It would have been much better that way.
craig
June 27, 2004 at 10:59 pm
9I’ll bet Cheney’s glad that C-SPAN is a cable channel…otherwise he’d be payin’ a Howard Stern size fine on that one.
Neil F@#$in' Armstrong
June 27, 2004 at 11:02 pm
10That’s one small step for a man. One Giant MotherFuckin’ Leap for the US of Fuckin’ A you godless Commies.
Chris B
June 28, 2004 at 1:20 am
11“We must hang together, or surely we shall be hung apart… STARTING WITH YOU YOU RICH SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKER!!!! QUAKER RAGE!!! QUAKER RAGE!!!!!”
Don
June 28, 2004 at 2:23 am
12Do we not live in interesting times that so well demonstrate how well the words we choose to use reveal what they do about the quality of our thought processes.
Jeffrey Kramer
June 28, 2004 at 4:55 am
13I have a dream, that one day you racist motherfuckers will all eat shit and die.
Steve
June 28, 2004 at 9:33 am
14Oh, come on. Who cares? Cheney uses a common vulgarism in a private conversation. BFD.
It’s the things that he and his fingerpuppet George W. Bush have said in public speeches in perfect broadcastable English that are the true obscenities.
Mary
June 28, 2004 at 9:36 am
15Yo, Chenney. I got your Anglo-Saxon epithet right here !!!!
Murray
June 28, 2004 at 10:05 am
16Great, on the eve of congress making laws that keep red states from hearing blue language, the man in charge illustrates what they are protecting us from.
Once again laws are only for godless democrats who need to be punished for their evil ways, while republicans (God’s chosen) are already forgiven, and if God has forgiven them who are we to ask for justice.
Sort of like Limbaugh, as he ends his third marriage, commenting on Clinton’s marriage.
Sam Le Dily
June 28, 2004 at 11:05 am
17“Preserving thw spirit of kicking motherfucking limey be-hind!”
Dan
June 28, 2004 at 12:08 pm
18It is interesting that this comes at a time when the Bush camp is criticizing the Democrats for being ANGRY and are bleeping out Kerry using the word “ass” (in reference to a donkey) from one of their ads.
Scott
June 28, 2004 at 12:12 pm
19“The essential principles of our Government… form the bright constellation which has gone before us and guided our steps through an age of revolution and reformation. The wisdom of our sages and blood of our heroes have been devoted to their attainment. They should be the creed of our political faith, the text of civic instruction, the touchstone by which to try the services of those we trust; and should we wander from them in moments of error or of alarm, let us hasten to retrace our steps and to regain the road which alone leads to peace, liberty and safety.
-Nah, Fuck that. Let’s bomb them.”
PS Thanks Adam. Your pal - Scott
Charlie
June 28, 2004 at 12:23 pm
20To be completely fair, one must include “I didn’t fuck that woman.”
xian
June 28, 2004 at 1:09 pm
21technically, I think that’s either “I didn’t fuck that bitch” or “The bitch set me up.”
Hey, I don’t feel any better.
Ian
June 28, 2004 at 3:00 pm
22The fuck stops here.
markg
June 28, 2004 at 3:06 pm
23“give me liberty or kiss my ass.”
Anonymous
June 28, 2004 at 3:19 pm
24this is what my ancestors put their lives on the line for? god help us.
Chris
June 28, 2004 at 3:21 pm
25So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself — nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance and makes us want to shit in our collective britches.
michael
June 28, 2004 at 3:47 pm
26to be an anal retentive pain in the ass…
Chris, I think the Franklin quote is “We must hang together, or surely we will hang separately“…and I think that would be THEIST RAGE!!!, tho somehow QUAKER RAGE!! is funnier…
DugSteen
June 28, 2004 at 3:49 pm
27Here’s one:
“[insert quote from any Nixon White House tape]”
markg
June 28, 2004 at 4:22 pm
28“Fuck the torpedoes, full speed ahead!”
Evan
June 28, 2004 at 6:30 pm
29“There are those who look at things the way they are, and say ‘Fuck!’ I dream of things that never were, and say ‘Why the fuck not?’” - Robert Kennedy
ghani
June 28, 2004 at 7:21 pm
30“Ich bin ein Berliner, ihr kommunistischen Arschlöcher.”
Leah
June 28, 2004 at 8:19 pm
31“Ask not what your country can do for you… Ask who you can blow for your country.”
dave
June 28, 2004 at 8:22 pm
32ghani-
my German prof told us that Kennedy butchered German grammar when he said “Ich bin ein Berliner”, that it translated to “I am a jelly-filled pastry.” Any truth to that? Anyone? Or should I just sod off now?
tess
June 28, 2004 at 8:25 pm
33dave:
everything i’ve heard says it’s true, though at least most germans understood what he was trying to communicate. unlike george “wonderboy” bush.
i wonder if dick cheney, when he told sen. leahy to “fuck off” meant it more as a proposition.
D.B. Echo
June 28, 2004 at 9:34 pm
34Live free or DIE, motherfucker, die, motherfucker, DIE!
D.B. Echo
June 28, 2004 at 9:45 pm
35Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary
Safety, are a bunch of fucking pussies who deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. Or they’re just dickheads. Either way, fuck ‘em.
Anonymous
June 28, 2004 at 11:22 pm
36“fool me once, shame on… um, fool me…um…fuck you.
Mikey
June 29, 2004 at 10:55 am
37“Read my lips, motherfucker: No new taxes!”
Benny
June 29, 2004 at 11:07 am
38We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness—That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to mutha-fucking annihilate those goddamn ass spelunkers!!!
ginny
June 29, 2004 at 11:18 am
39“I’m in charge of this fucking popstand.” Alexander Haig
“We kicked a little ass last night.” George H. W. Bush, on his “defeat” of Geraldine Ferraro in a debate.
Oh, wait, that one’s real.
“When I voted for the war, I voted for what I thought was best for the country,” Kerry said. “Did I expect Howard Dean to go off to the left and say, ‘I’m against everything?’ Sure. Did I expect George Bush to f— it up as badly as he did? I don’t think anybody did.” - John Kerry
Oh wait, that one’s real too.
ghani
June 29, 2004 at 12:02 pm
40“Ich bin ein Berliner” actually does mean “I’m a Berliner” but it also means “I’m a jelly-filled pastry” (atually just a pastry berliners are normally not jelly-filled). The cofusion stems from the use of “ein” which usually isn’t used when stating nationality, etc. but in this case emphasizes “Berliner”.
Zach
June 29, 2004 at 12:28 pm
41I feel our trans-Atlantic cousins could equally benefit from Bush and Cheney’s elevated rhetoric:
“…we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. Yep, we’re really gonna fuck those guys up.”
Brave words now made braver. (sniff)
Corwin Haught
June 29, 2004 at 6:00 pm
42“Et tu, Bruto? Go to hell, you MFer.”
Julius Caeser, as quoted in the “Congressional Record of the Roman Repubilc”, March 15
Murray
June 29, 2004 at 8:52 pm
43Ich bin ein Berliner makes more sense if you replace Berliner with Napoleon. You could say “I am Napoleon” or you could say “I am a Napoleon”
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands one nation, Goddammit, with liberty, and justice for all except MFing liberals.
Annie
June 29, 2004 at 8:55 pm
44What I find so disappointing in most analyses of this Cheney comment is that they focus on whether this word is commonly used by politicians. Of course it is! But using the word as an adjective (fucked-up) is quite different from telling a political opponent to fuck himself. That just reveals Cheney’s inadequacy in a political debate.
Brooke
June 29, 2004 at 10:24 pm
45Bill Clinton: “I did not fuck that woman, Miss Lewinsky, fucking ho-bag. I did however let her tongue my balls. Because I fucking could. Admit it, asswipes, you would have, too.”
Mo MacArbie
June 29, 2004 at 11:03 pm
46Ich fik ein Berliner!
Brendan
June 30, 2004 at 9:36 pm
47Date: December 22, 1944
From: General McAuliffe
Re: Request for the honorable surrender of the American troops in Bastogne
To the German Commander
FUCK YOU!
the American Commander
Jerry
July 1, 2004 at 4:47 am
48“I am not a fucking crook!”
Jerry
July 1, 2004 at 4:49 am
49Now THAT’S fucking Quaker Rage!
Kip W
July 1, 2004 at 1:21 pm
50“Three score and nine years ago… uhh huh huh…”
wendell
July 4, 2004 at 7:57 pm
51Four scores in seven years?
Sounds like somebody’s condoms are past their expiration date…
I have a personal story about The F-Word, and frankly what shocked me was that, while Bono used it as an adjective, Cheney used it as a VERB! (Verb. It’s what you do.)