Comments on: Relationships Aren’t Easy http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/ America's favorite blog Thu, 20 Nov 2008 08:11:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: Mojo http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5345 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5345 The open-handed slaps to the head were an appropriate response; they just slapped the wrong people's heads. The open-handed slaps to the head were an appropriate response; they just slapped the wrong people’s heads.

]]> by: norbizness http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5346 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5346 Suck-up: Morning, Mr. Griffin! Nice day! Peter: Ehh, it's a little cloudy. Suck-up: It's absolutely cloudy. One of the worst days I've seen in years! So, good news about the Yankees! Peter: I hate the Yankees. Suck-up: Pack of cheaters, that's what are! I love your tie. Peter: I hate this tie. Suck-up: It's awful, it's gawdy, it's gotta go. Peter: And I hate myself. Suck-up: I hate you too. You make me sick, you fat sack of crap. Peter: But I'm the president. Suck-up: The best there is! Peter: But you just said you hated me. Suck-up: But- not you the- president. The- you who said- you- hated- you? You who love. Hate. Yankees. Clouds? [Suck-up's head explodes] Suck-up: Morning, Mr. Griffin! Nice day!
Peter: Ehh, it’s a little cloudy.
Suck-up: It’s absolutely cloudy. One of the worst days I’ve seen in years! So, good news about the Yankees!
Peter: I hate the Yankees.
Suck-up: Pack of cheaters, that’s what are! I love your tie.
Peter: I hate this tie.
Suck-up: It’s awful, it’s gawdy, it’s gotta go.
Peter: And I hate myself.
Suck-up: I hate you too. You make me sick, you fat sack of crap.
Peter: But I’m the president.
Suck-up: The best there is!
Peter: But you just said you hated me.
Suck-up: But- not you the- president. The- you who said- you- hated- you? You who love. Hate. Yankees. Clouds?
[Suck-up’s head explodes]

]]> by: Mary http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5347 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5347 It's amazing more of the press corps aren't treated for self-inflicted dope-slaps daily. But the mental image is priceless!!!! It’s amazing more of the press corps aren’t treated for self-inflicted dope-slaps daily. But the mental image is priceless!!!!

]]> by: Steve http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5348 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5348 That would be "relationship-related program activities", wouldn't it? That would be “relationship-related program activities”, wouldn’t it?

]]> by: tess http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5349 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5349 only 9 members of the press corps needed medical attention? did the rest give themselve brain damage already? only 9 members of the press corps needed medical attention? did the rest give themselve brain damage already?

]]> by: Murray http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5350 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5350 Once more we get Bush looking into the cameras at America and saying, "Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes"? It's a shame that Americans are so stupid, otherwise they would realize that they are being lied to (and laughed at). Once more we get Bush looking into the cameras at America and saying, “Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes”?

It’s a shame that Americans are so stupid, otherwise they would realize that they are being lied to (and laughed at).

]]> by: tim http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5351 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5351 I volunteer Dr. Phil to mediate that relationship. Please. I volunteer Dr. Phil to mediate that relationship. Please.

]]> by: G-Man http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5352 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5352 Okay, I get it. If communication alone (or just an attempt to communicate) forms the substance of a "relationship", which therefore indicates a close collaboration, then the following entities have a relationship: Yankee and Red Sox fans, Every telemarketer that's ever called me George W. Bush and Yassar Arafat Rush Limbaugh and Bill Clinton etc etc Right. Thanks Adam. That really helps. Okay, I get it. If communication alone (or just an attempt to communicate) forms the substance of a “relationship”, which therefore indicates a close collaboration, then the following entities have a relationship:

Yankee and Red Sox fans,
Every telemarketer that’s ever called me
George W. Bush and Yassar Arafat
Rush Limbaugh and Bill Clinton
etc
etc

Right. Thanks Adam. That really helps.

]]> by: ellen barnett http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5353 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5353 Bush said they had a relationship. So be it. Bush said they had a relationship. So be it.

]]> by: historyenne http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5354 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/06/17/relationships-arent-easy/#comment-5354 tess, the rest of the press was tearing out their hair, but that just results in split ends, and there were no emergency hairdressers on call. tess, the rest of the press was tearing out their hair, but that just results in split ends, and there were no emergency hairdressers on call.

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