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Can you believe those damned longhaired activist liberal judges on the Supreme Court? I’m still fuming. I suppose in their ivory tower/ commune there on the hill those decisions might make sense, but here in the real world, in America, things are a little bit different.
So let’s get this straight: We’re not […]

[In a shadowy sub-basement, a single candle is lit, revealing several up-and-coming terrorists.]
MAHMOUD: I call this meeting of The Iraqi Peoples’ Jihad Front to order!
AHMED: We’re hosed.
MAHMOUD: We’re not hosed, Ahmed. It’s a setback.
AHMED: We had everything ready to go for the 30th, and the Americans went and […]

From Reuters:
Cheney, annoyed at Vermont Sen. Patrick Leahy, had hurled the “F-word” at Leahy during a conversation on the Senate floor in Washington on Tuesday.
…Cheney had ripped into Leahy for his criticism this week of suspected war profiteering in Iraq by Halliburton, the oil services company that Cheney once ran.
Cheney said on […]

It’s been a sparse week around here, dear readers, as I’ve been sucked into the Hollywood machine. It’s a long process - I was only fitted for cortical implants yesterday, and my behavior won’t be fully “standardized” until sometime next week. My personal trainer, Benito, says I need to work harder on something […]

- Today, the Congressional Black Caucus screamed at Ralph Nader because he refused to consider withdrawing from the race, proving once and for all that the CBC has no knowledge of or concern for disenfranchised Americans.
- I think I’ve got it straight now: The President didn’t authorize the use of use of torture, although […]

Where did we go wrong?
As you’ve probably heard by now, it looks like a team is poised to win 10 million bucks for getting their vehicle into space. And you probably realize what this means for our own Project Space Force.
We may have lost. We didn’t make it to the stars. […]

It’s a terrific day to avoid the headlines.
So… last night I found out that I’m heading for Calee-forn-eye-ay soon. Real soon. Sunday.
It’s going to be fun; for the next five weeks I’ll be livin’ the west coast life. Sure, there are some challenges. Do I have a car? No. […]

From MSNBC and CNN:
LOS ANGELES - A group opposing Michael Moore’s documentary “Fahrenheit 9/11″ is urging U.S. movie theaters not to screen the film, which is set to open June 25.
California-based Move America Forward, which says its goal is “supporting America’s war on terrorism,” has launched an electronic campaign, both via e-mail and through its […]

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Supreme Court ruled on Monday that California atheist Michael Newdow lacked the right to bring a constitutional challenge to the words “under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance, avoiding a decision on the key church-state issue.
By an 8-0 vote, the justices overturned a controversial decision […]