Comments on: Chalabi At War http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/ America's favorite blog Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:23:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: Murray http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4931 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4931 I'm still not very happy with that Chalabi Guy. Adam you don't understand. Our administration has always stood for welfare for the wealthy, and making the poor and middle class pay for it. If you are rich you deserve to be rewarded. Here's your money. If you are poor you need to be punished. Here's your tax bill. Besides $340,000 a month just doesn't go very far in Iraq. The phone bill alone will kill you. And keeping your 61 Chateau Le Fete at 55 degrees is a bitch. I’m still not very happy with that Chalabi Guy.

Adam you don’t understand. Our administration has always stood for welfare for the wealthy, and making the poor and middle class pay for it.
If you are rich you deserve to be rewarded. Here’s your money. If you are poor you need to be punished. Here’s your tax bill.

Besides $340,000 a month just doesn’t go very far in Iraq. The phone bill alone will kill you. And keeping your 61 Chateau Le Fete at 55 degrees is a bitch.

]]> by: Chris B http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4932 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4932 But no tautological weapons, thank God! We wouldn't want that to happen again... But no tautological weapons, thank God!

We wouldn’t want that to happen again…

]]> by: tim http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4933 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4933 Ontological weapons, how perfect! They're weapons that make you wonder if they actually exist. But does the fact that we still can't find them prove that they must exist? There's a good koan for you Buddhists in the house. Poor Ahmed. Looks like he's discovering the legendary loyalty of the U.S. Government once they've extracted every last drop of expediency out of you. Ontological weapons, how perfect! They’re weapons that make you wonder if they actually exist. But does the fact that we still can’t find them prove that they must exist? There’s a good koan for you Buddhists in the house.

Poor Ahmed. Looks like he’s discovering the legendary loyalty of the U.S. Government once they’ve extracted every last drop of expediency out of you.

]]> by: Ian http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4934 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4934 Oncological weapons? You mean like cigarettes and asbestos? Oncological weapons? You mean like cigarettes and asbestos?

]]> by: Key http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4935 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4935 Yay! Adam has reurned! The comment goverment can be abolished at last, with all its war crimes! Yay! Adam has reurned! The comment goverment can be abolished at last, with all its war crimes!

]]> by: bellatrys http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4936 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4936 This is mondo hilarious. (As a phil major, "ontological weapons" is sublime, but I have to say the "evil girl scouts" was what made me snarf my tea.) Can I post this on my blog? (w/attributions of course.) I've been gunning for old Stickyfingers for a while, and I was in the process of trying to explain how the government might have made better use of its resources since 1998 (or earlier) rather than its present criminal mishandling of humint in Mesopotamia - when events overrun both me and Mr. Chalabi. This is mondo hilarious. (As a phil major, “ontological weapons” is sublime, but I have to say the “evil girl scouts” was what made me snarf my tea.) Can I post this on my blog? (w/attributions of course.) I’ve been gunning for old Stickyfingers for a while, and I was in the process of trying to explain how the government might have made better use of its resources since 1998 (or earlier) rather than its present criminal mishandling of humint in Mesopotamia - when events overrun both me and Mr. Chalabi.

]]> by: bellatrys http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4937 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4937 Oh, and no - they're *chronological* weapons. See, they expired, that's why you can't find em now. Either that, or they're hidding in a wrinkle in the timespace continuum. Oh, and no - they’re *chronological* weapons. See, they expired, that’s why you can’t find em now. Either that, or they’re hidding in a wrinkle in the timespace continuum.

]]> by: Murray http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4938 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4938 Ornithological weapons wing their way to the target, but they tend to sh*t all over your things. Proctological weapons are used when you really want to kick some one in the ass. Oenological weapons, when you want to take out someone's '61 Chateau Lafite-Rothchild (it's spelled right this time) Caneological weapons, used when your have screwed the pooch. (Soon to be a favorite with Bush) Ornithological weapons wing their way to the target, but they tend to sh*t all over your things.

Proctological weapons are used when you really want to kick some one in the ass.

Oenological weapons, when you want to take out someone’s ‘61 Chateau Lafite-Rothchild (it’s spelled right this time)

Caneological weapons, used when your have screwed the pooch. (Soon to be a favorite with Bush)

]]> by: michael (in DC) http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4939 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4939 <i>Poor Ahmed. Looks like he's discovering the legendary loyalty of the U.S. Government once they've extracted every last drop of expediency out of you.</i> Poor Bushies. Looks like they've discovered the legendary loyalty of Ahmed when <i>he's</i> extracted the last drop of expediency (and military invasion, and gazillions of dollars, and blackmail-ready documents, etc) from you... m Poor Ahmed. Looks like he’s discovering the legendary loyalty of the U.S. Government once they’ve extracted every last drop of expediency out of you.

Poor Bushies. Looks like they’ve discovered the legendary loyalty of Ahmed when he’s extracted the last drop of expediency (and military invasion, and gazillions of dollars, and blackmail-ready documents, etc) from you…

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]]> by: Erik http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4940 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/20/chalabi-at-war/#comment-4940 Of course there are ontological weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Quine's criterion of ontological weapons commitment clearly states that "Those and only those weapons exist that are required to exist to make our pretexts for war truthful." Of course there are ontological weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Quine’s criterion of ontological weapons commitment clearly states that “Those and only those weapons exist that are required to exist to make our pretexts for war truthful.”

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