Comments on: As planned http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/ America's favorite blog Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:23:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: Daniel Loftus http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4905 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4905 ALLLLLLRIGHT you little girls! You heard the man! MOVE! MOVE MOVE! ALLLLLLRIGHT you little girls! You heard the man! MOVE! MOVE MOVE!

]]> by: tess http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4906 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4906 ALLAH AKBAR! wait, not appropriate. JIHAD! ALLAH AKBAR!

wait, not appropriate.

JIHAD!

]]> by: Kerry http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4907 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4907 Adam, I'm sure this will work because as Fanatical Apathists, we love freedom. We're not scared of freedom. Those other bloggers, they hate freedom. That's the difference between us and them. We love freedom you see. And they don't. They're evil freedom hating bloggers. That's why we will persever in this great endeavor no matter the cost. No matter how wrong headed, or ignorant or arrogant this may seem now. We won't back down till we cram freedom down their freedom hating throats and anyone else who gets in our way. God bless America! Adam, I’m sure this will work because as Fanatical Apathists, we love freedom. We’re not scared of freedom. Those other bloggers, they hate freedom. That’s the difference between us and them. We love freedom you see. And they don’t. They’re evil freedom hating bloggers. That’s why we will persever in this great endeavor no matter the cost. No matter how wrong headed, or ignorant or arrogant this may seem now. We won’t back down till we cram freedom down their freedom hating throats and anyone else who gets in our way.
God bless America!

]]> by: tim http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4908 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4908 I have a digital camera...anybody got a leash? I have a digital camera…anybody got a leash?

]]> by: Chalabi http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4909 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4909 Thanks, Adam, for putting me in charge of the blog. It's about time. All of the support I've given you in the past has finally paid off; the "intelligence" about rival bloggers, blindly affirming any dang fool thing you decided to mumble, the pictures of cats that can't be easily proven not to be yours. Now for my three step program to bring order to the blog. 1) Nobody else gets to post. Unless it's in the constitution Adam foisted on us, you don't have that right. If it happens to be in there, it doesn't apply right now because of the current trouble. 2) Murray is hereby sentenced to life imprisonment "guarded" by the 800th MP Brigade. Sorry. 3) Step three is classified. I can't even tell the other members of the blog's government about it. All I can say is be careful, don't upset me, and suitable bribes come in multiples of a thousand. Yours In Conspiracy, Ahmed Thanks, Adam, for putting me in charge of the blog. It’s about time. All of the support I’ve given you in the past has finally paid off; the “intelligence” about rival bloggers, blindly affirming any dang fool thing you decided to mumble, the pictures of cats that can’t be easily proven not to be yours. Now for my three step program to bring order to the blog.
1) Nobody else gets to post. Unless it’s in the constitution Adam foisted on us, you don’t have that right. If it happens to be in there, it doesn’t apply right now because of the current trouble.
2) Murray is hereby sentenced to life imprisonment “guarded” by the 800th MP Brigade. Sorry.
3) Step three is classified. I can’t even tell the other members of the blog’s government about it. All I can say is be careful, don’t upset me, and suitable bribes come in multiples of a thousand.
Yours In Conspiracy,
Ahmed

]]> by: Don http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4910 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4910 This is, of course, <b>limited sovereignty</b> over F.A. that you are proffering to us commenters -- right? This is, of course, limited sovereignty over F.A. that you are proffering to us commenters — right?

]]> by: G-Man http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4911 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4911 Yeah right! I know how this works. You feign support of our fledgling efforts to direct the blog-scussion, offer a unilateral plan for us to take charge, extend only inadequate safeguards...then...BAM! The F5 & F8 buttons pop off our keyboards, rendering us blind and unable to contribute to the dialog. Then you, crafty devil, step in and occupy the blog indefinately in order to "preserve" the dialog. Can I avoid the permanent disability and just disconnect my internet service and ship you my computer? Or would you prefer that I keep the cyber pipeline in place so you can use it as you see fit? Yeah right! I know how this works. You feign support of our fledgling efforts to direct the blog-scussion, offer a unilateral plan for us to take charge, extend only inadequate safeguards…then…BAM! The F5 & F8 buttons pop off our keyboards, rendering us blind and unable to contribute to the dialog. Then you, crafty devil, step in and occupy the blog indefinately in order to “preserve” the dialog.

Can I avoid the permanent disability and just disconnect my internet service and ship you my computer? Or would you prefer that I keep the cyber pipeline in place so you can use it as you see fit?

]]> by: Pat R. http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4912 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4912 Horatio??? No wonder he doesn't do much -- he's probably too embarrassed by his name. Horatio??? No wonder he doesn’t do much — he’s probably too embarrassed by his name.

]]> by: Murray http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4913 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4913 Damn good thing there's a computer here. I hope they don't hear my keyboard. As soon as I get out of here I'm going to fix that Chalibi guy. At least the 800th MP Brigade is local. Turn over the blog to the commenters? It's like turning over the prison to the inmates. But I'm here for you Adam. Oh look, it's that England woman, I wonder what she wants? Damn good thing there’s a computer here. I hope they don’t hear my keyboard. As soon as I get out of here I’m going to fix that Chalibi guy. At least the 800th MP Brigade is local.

Turn over the blog to the commenters? It’s like turning over the prison to the inmates.
But I’m here for you Adam.

Oh look, it’s that England woman, I wonder what she wants?

]]> by: Dee http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4914 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/05/18/as-planned/#comment-4914 I'm honored to be considered worthy of the important position of Guest Blogger, and will do my best to guarantee that ...ooops...the lights are flickering again.... I’m honored to be considered worthy of the important position of Guest Blogger, and will do my best to guarantee that …ooops…the lights are flickering again….

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