Outside of the Beverly Hillbillies, most mortals hunt ducks with shotguns. (Although one of the funnier scenes in “Distinguished Gentlemen” with Eddie Murphy was a scene centered around duck-hunting with full-auto M16s.)

So instead of “Remington Core-Lokt Ultras”, perhaps “Remington PremierŪ HEVI·SHOTŪ Nitro Magnum High Velocity Waterfowl Loads” would be more applicable.

(I grew up on a farm with a 45-acre lake that attracted thousands of geese and ducks every Spring and Fall. I’ve never shot one. Like many farmers, when we had time off, the last thing we wanted to do was spend MORE time outside. A museum is more comfortable.)

(Although one of the funnier scenes in “Distinguished Gentlemen” with Eddie Murphy was a scene centered around duck-hunting with full-auto M16s.)

That was really a great scene. Whenever I hear about how assault weapons should remain legal I think back to that one and the single duck that falls out of the sky after the party has let loose hundreds of bullets. Eddie says “that one must of had a heart attack”.

EDDIE
(on phone)
Chairman Dodge, please! Would you tell him that it’s Mr. Joshua Benjamin from the NAACP on the line!

Actually Ma’am, you could be a great deal of help, I have a few minor questions. I would like to know how many members of the Chairman’s committee are Aaafrican American?…None.
(perplexed)
Well, suurrely, there must be a Laaatinnno member on the committee…No Laaatinnnos either.
(brightens)
Ah! Does the Chairman have any Aaasians or Naaative Americans on the Committee?…No.

Does the Chairman have any Haannndicaps or Gaayyys on the Committee? No Gays.

Well, thank you ma’am, you’ve been a great deal of help. Just forget I even called. Just tell him I said “Hi”.

(paraphrasing)
“hunting? i don’t know. a couple of guys alone in the woods . . . seems kinda gay to me.”

so who’s the gunner?

Peter(father) and Chris(son) are creeping through the woods when they see a snowmobile track.

PETER
Look! Deer tracks!

CHRIS
Dad! That’s a snowmobile track.

The camera pans to a buck deer kicking back on a snowmobile, pouring himself a cup of coffee out of a thermos.

When he sees the Griffins, he jumps on the snowmobile and roars off.

PETER
(sniffing back a tear)
So graceful.

I tell my customers that a visit to the Road Kill Cafe (the next closest shop to mine) does a good job of defining the locals; it has one isle of groceries, one of hardware, and 3 isles of hunting equipment. It’s the only place that I know where the grab items are bullets.