I’ll see your goodness and raise you my lands and horses.
So how many more times will I have to hear that the photographs are the problem? The problem is the problem. Thank you, most of all Adam, for not going there.
Erections that last longer than four hours are rare and are usually caused by inexperienced Reservist prison guards inflicting sexual abuse and torture. Consult the International Red Cross and/or 60 Minutes II.
Rectal bleeding, while rare, may occur in some circumstances where a small set of renegade soldiers have been exposed to feminism or liberalism. Please consult Dr. Charles Krauthammer for further details.
Side effects, while infrequent, may be considered no harsher than a frat initiation*.
*According to studies by R. Limbaugh distinguished graduate of Lucifer J. Beelzebub School of the Americas, where MORE than 10 initiates fail to continue living subsequent to initiation.
Additional side effects may include disorientation, anhedonia, malaise, sleeplessness, combativeness, depression, loss of appetite, high interest rates and anal leakage.
Please folks! What Mr. Bush is trying to do is getting Iraq into a place where the majority vote elects the leader of the country, where innocent people are never jailed or executed, where confessions are bever coerced, where no one is imprissoned without the chance to proof himself! Just like Americ… errr, wait a minute…
hmm, this all reminds that perhaps the ad should be of a distant tropical paradise filled with 70 virgins (male and female) all scantily clad and bandaged from recent cosmetic surgery a la “the swan” and “extreme makeover” with an ambiguous slogan like, “democracy: ask about it today” or “is democracy right for you?.” though i’m not sure how i can tie it all in with erectile disfunction without being blatant.
golly, while i thought this was great (in that scary kind-of-ashamed-to-call-myslef-an-american way), i think you’ve OFFICIALLY made the fbi’s list of people to watch. but that’s kinda cool…or at least it used to be, you know, before free speech became illegal. be careful, you never know when those pesky american guards might get ideas of how to torture prisoners.
Fanny Roborat
19 comments
Linkmeister
May 9, 2004 at 3:25 pm
1Oh my goodness.
littlebit
May 9, 2004 at 4:39 pm
2I’ll see your goodness and raise you my lands and horses.
So how many more times will I have to hear that the photographs are the problem? The problem is the problem. Thank you, most of all Adam, for not going there.
Pat R.
May 9, 2004 at 4:39 pm
3Damn, that sounds good — with free installation, no less! Could we try some of that democracy stuff here in this country?
historyenne
May 9, 2004 at 5:27 pm
4Ahnk al T’ahm, I love it.
tim
May 9, 2004 at 6:46 pm
5Erections that last longer than four hours are rare and are usually caused by inexperienced Reservist prison guards inflicting sexual abuse and torture. Consult the International Red Cross and/or 60 Minutes II.
Murray
May 9, 2004 at 7:24 pm
6Side effects may include, gas and bloating, uncontrolled bowel movements, and spontaneous human combustion. Take only as directed.
Bob
May 9, 2004 at 7:58 pm
7If irritation develops, discontinue use.
norbizness
May 9, 2004 at 9:56 pm
8Rectal bleeding, while rare, may occur in some circumstances where a small set of renegade soldiers have been exposed to feminism or liberalism. Please consult Dr. Charles Krauthammer for further details.
Murray
May 10, 2004 at 8:52 am
9Side effects, while infrequent, may be considered no harsher than a frat initiation*.
*According to studies by R. Limbaugh distinguished graduate of Lucifer J. Beelzebub School of the Americas, where MORE than 10 initiates fail to continue living subsequent to initiation.
tom
May 10, 2004 at 12:43 pm
10Americo, a KBR Company!
Dee
May 10, 2004 at 12:58 pm
11Americo: A Leisure Service of the Republican Party ®
patrick
May 10, 2004 at 1:48 pm
12Additional side effects may include disorientation, anhedonia, malaise, sleeplessness, combativeness, depression, loss of appetite, high interest rates and anal leakage.
tatonka
May 10, 2004 at 3:22 pm
13This is your lawyer speaking.
Please change “including beatings, whippings…” to “including, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, beatings, whippings…”
regards.
gazould
May 10, 2004 at 4:37 pm
14“Democracy” only available in countries with oil.
Manasserius
May 10, 2004 at 5:54 pm
15Please folks! What Mr. Bush is trying to do is getting Iraq into a place where the majority vote elects the leader of the country, where innocent people are never jailed or executed, where confessions are bever coerced, where no one is imprissoned without the chance to proof himself! Just like Americ… errr, wait a minute…
tess
May 10, 2004 at 9:47 pm
16hmm, this all reminds that perhaps the ad should be of a distant tropical paradise filled with 70 virgins (male and female) all scantily clad and bandaged from recent cosmetic surgery a la “the swan” and “extreme makeover” with an ambiguous slogan like, “democracy: ask about it today” or “is democracy right for you?.” though i’m not sure how i can tie it all in with erectile disfunction without being blatant.
Joyce
May 10, 2004 at 11:07 pm
17It’s the best thing I’ve seen since Taliban Singles Online.
val
May 11, 2004 at 7:44 am
18golly, while i thought this was great (in that scary kind-of-ashamed-to-call-myslef-an-american way), i think you’ve OFFICIALLY made the fbi’s list of people to watch. but that’s kinda cool…or at least it used to be, you know, before free speech became illegal. be careful, you never know when those pesky american guards might get ideas of how to torture prisoners.
mothis2
May 12, 2004 at 11:22 pm
19America: land of the free*
*some restrictions may apply, void where prohibited and in FL.