In the next week, America has a couple of chances to see me performing live and in person. This is a unique opportunity for our nation, and it shouldn’t be squandered.

First off, this Thursday, we’ll be taping “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me” at the Bank One Auditorium in Chicago. Come on down to get a good look at us and see for yourself why we’re a radio show.

After that, it’s off to Los Angeles. On Tuesday, April 27th, I’ll be on the Comedy Central Stage, presenting “Irwin Smalls Presents.” The show is sort of a live pilot for my sketch comedy concern, “The Irwin Smalls Trio.” You can read the description at the above-linked site, but suffice to say we harness cutting edge “video” technology to bring you an unprecedented comedic experience. [Plus, there’s a special appearance by a certain “Wait Wait” panelist whose name rhymes with “Faux Knockah.”] [Which, by the way, is how they refer to a silicone implant in the Boston area.]

The LA show is FREE, but as with the Chicago appearance I’d recommend making a reservation. [I’d also strongly recommend buying me a lot of bourbons, signing me to lucrative development deals, and picking my East Coast, driver’s license-less butt up at LAX on Friday morning. But that’s just me…]

During this period, Fanatical Apathy will still appear at its more-or-less regularly scheduled times. This probably wouldn’t have been possible a few months ago, but now I’m told that this “internet” phenomenon has spread to the point where it is available in most of the 48 contiguous states. Progress…