The head of the commission investigating the Sept. 11 attacks urged Condoleezza Rice on Sunday to testify before it in public but the White House national security adviser repeated her refusal to do so.
“There’s an important principle involved here. We have separate branches of government — the legislative branch and the executive branch,” Rice said. “This commission, it takes its authority, derives its authority, from the Congress, and it is a long-standing principle that sitting national security advisers do not testify before the Congress…”
“Nothing would be better, from my point of view, than to be able to testify,” she said… “I would really like to do that. But …This is a matter of policy.”
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, speaking to reporters Sunday, said Rice “would be a superb witness. She is anxious to testify. The president would dearly love to have her testify.”
But the administration’s lawyers have determined that her testifying “would leave the institution different than it was,” he said.
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“We’re just sick about it!” exclaimed White House spokesman Scott McClellan at today’s briefing. “The President was all likem ‘Wow, it would be super duper if Condi could testify,’ but his lawyers were like, ‘No, she’s not allowed because of, you know, precedents and stuff,’ and we were all like ‘No way!’ but they were like, ‘Way!’ So it’s a bummer.”
“Absolutely,” agreed Vice President Dick Cheney, making the rounds on Sunday. “It’s a shame, but we have to settle for her making the case on the news, on talk shows, in editorials, and at public appearances. So the real shame about that is that Condi doesn’t get to take an oath, which is something she’d really, really love to do.”
At issue was the legal precedent that would be set by a sitting National Security Advisor testifying in public bedore “a Congressy kinda thing,” White House Counsel Alberto Gonzales explained.
“I hate to be the heavy here,” he said. “But it’s a slippery slope. One minute it’s okay for the National Security Advisor to publicly testify before Congress concerning the most devastating and unprecedented attack ever on American soil, and the next thing you know she’s being compelled to testify about private thoughts that the President shared with her concerning state dinner menu choices. Where do you draw the line?”
“It’s a sacrifice, but future National Security Advisors will thank us,” concluded Gonzales. “What a pity, though. Condi’s exactly the kind of person that we’d want testifying under oath and having to explain some of her more strident and questionable statements while opening herself up to the possibility of perjury - I mean, she’s perfect for that kinda stuff. But the law is the law, I suppose.”





16 comments
Tim H.
March 29, 2004 at 12:34 pm
1It probably is all about a Constitutional issue. It’s about that amendment between the fourth and the sixth.
pete
March 29, 2004 at 12:36 pm
2adam, you are real darn good at pointing out the reasons why things bother me.
“”It’s a shame, but we have to settle for her making the case on the news, on talk shows, in editorials, and at public appearances. So the real shame about that is that Condi doesn’t get to take an oath, which is something she’d really, really love to do.”
that’s it! that’s it right there!
there’s something about satire that reveals honest truth, and there’s something about the way you do satire…
Bob
March 29, 2004 at 1:48 pm
3It probably is all about a Constitutional issue. It’s about that amendment between the fourth and the sixth.
OK. Have her appear before the commission and take the fifth. That ought to make a good MoveOn ad.
Kate
March 29, 2004 at 3:56 pm
4I love this. Here is the logic we’re dealing with:
1) We made up a rule
2) The rule has been around for a while
3) It is self imposed
4) There is a reason why we should break the rule
5) The reason will not benefit us, it can only harm us.
6) Therefore, even though there is no reason not to break the rule, which is self-imposed, we will not break it because, essentially, we don’t want to.
And, typical of this administration, they are lying about it now because they don’t want people to think the rule is self-imposed.
And we’re running neck and neck with this administration?
Grrrrr….
Murray
March 29, 2004 at 6:25 pm
5Republicans may be evil but they’re not stupid. (OK, other than W). They know what can happen if the other side forces you into testifying under oath. They got to impeach Clinton over a bj for God’s sake.
Condi will testify only when the damage to W is worse for holding out, than for going before congress. These are their principles.
Allan B
March 29, 2004 at 7:20 pm
6I agree completely Murray, and would add that this is W’s decision to make. He can waive executive privilege at any time and allow Condi to testify. So the heat should be on Bush, not Rice.
Also, some one please correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Ken Starr go to court to compel agents on Clinton’s Secret Service detail to testify about what they heard and saw while in Clinton’s presence? If so then why not turn the tables and subpoena W’s agents? Of course I say that facetiously, as that struck me at the time as a particularly bad and dangerous idea.
Kerry
March 29, 2004 at 10:08 pm
7Pete, you are so right on about the best part of Adam’s piece. Condi Rice is very religious and I’m sure that she would feel compelled to tell the truth under oath.
Kate, nice summation.
Dammit! If only we could catch Bush getting a BJ.
Kyle
March 29, 2004 at 10:28 pm
8Maybe I’m missing something here, but didn’t Bush sign the bill that created the “independent” commission? Isn’t the commission itself independent and separate from congress? Ms. Rice would therefore NOT be testifying before congress.
Mary
March 30, 2004 at 11:10 am
9Look, y’all. Shrub has made up his mind. Would y’all stop throwing facts around? It is really confusing!!!
amazilia2
March 30, 2004 at 1:04 pm
10Well, they’ve apparentely coached her sufficiently to lie under oath without giving herself away because, as I’m sure you’ve all heard, SHE’S GOING TO DO IT! (Testify, the lying part goes without saying.)
By the way, what about that rather large principle that said Congress declares war, not the White House resident?
someone
March 30, 2004 at 3:47 pm
11Perhaps they delayed having her testify because they thought she was going to be REALLY effective on the stand and they wanted to whip up a bunch of free publicity for the testimony.
A poster on some blog (I forget which one) said that Condi Rice has always been the Democrats’ Achilies heel.
That sounds likely to me.
Bob
March 30, 2004 at 4:09 pm
12It’s all just a big misunderstanding, folks. Bush figured he could make up rules because, after all, he is the Precedent.
Katie
March 30, 2004 at 6:14 pm
13Kerry,
That would require us to find someone WILLING to give Bush a BJ! (EWWWWWWWWW !)
tim
March 30, 2004 at 9:11 pm
14Ann Coulter would do it, but only after the cat ‘o nine tails and the hard spanking.
Go Red Ox
March 30, 2004 at 11:31 pm
15Kids, we gotta keep our eyes on the prize. The new conditions for Bush meeting allow Cheney to be there at the same time, holding Georgie’s hand during the questions. Oh, and let us not forget that they can’t interrupt the pResidents testimony until he is done. Oh, and Cheney and Bush will be there for at max, 1 hour.
tess
March 30, 2004 at 11:57 pm
16whenever i think of bush and cheney holding hands i think of bush wearing a dog collar and tight leather shorts and cheney in a domimatrix costume whipping him.
i’ve GOT to grow up one day.