I try to watch “The Apprentice” every week. And a lot has been said about Donald Trump’s hair. In fact, “The Haircut of The Donald” has generated almost as much interest among pundits as the program itself.

Perhaps some of you saw the billionaire on Larry King Live, yanking on the strands of his luminous, rusty, wispy combover to prove that the hair belongs to him. A necessary maneuver, because unlike everything else that belongs to him, the haircut doesn’t have a large “TRUMP” sign nailed to the side of it.

Yet the thing that strikes me as most unusual about Trump, other than the fact that his apartment is decorated so as to resemble a food court at a Brunei shopping mall, is his handshake.

It’s obvious that everyone he meets is potentially an opponent. If you watch closely, whenever he extends a little mitt from one of the sleeves of his dark undertaker suits, you’ll notice that what begins as a simple handshake soon turns into a struggle for dominance. The handshake soon becomes…”The Yank.”

“The Yank” is how The Donald gets his “scent” on you. The billionaire literally pulls whoever he’s greeting into his body - “thump” - against his chest. Sometimes he will then let you go, but often times it turns into a hug. He has done this with the odious little toadies who populate the show (all of whom like to give it all they got outside the box at least 110 percent of the time), but he also did it with noted New York advertising exec Donnie Duetsch. Hopefully, other New York society luminaries like the 102 year old Brooke Astor can still get away with a gentle peck on the cheek.

Big or small, rich or poor, if you meet Donald Trump, you can be sure he will have the upper hand in any handshake scenario. That is why he is a winner…of handshakes. It’s not unlike being sprayed by a cat, except instead of walking away reeking of hormone-rich urine, you are merely awaft in the gentle vapors of Consort Hairspray for Men.