Comments on: From The “Where Are They Now?” File http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/ America's favorite blog Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:02:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: Nick Fury http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4238 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4238 <i>God help you if you visited a farm while in Afghanistan!</i> Good Lord, man. If he's been to a farm, God help us all. (steely glance) <i>God help us all.</i> God help you if you visited a farm while in Afghanistan!

Good Lord, man. If he’s been to a farm, God help us all.

(steely glance)

God help us all.

]]> by: Raymond Chen http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4239 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4239 Waitasec, only NOW are we looking for ObL 24/7? Up til now we were just looking for him 9-to-5? Waitasec, only NOW are we looking for ObL 24/7? Up til now we were just looking for him 9-to-5?

]]> by: Anonymous http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4240 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4240 Come on, everybody knows that all those moving companies are run by ex-Israeli soldiers. How could OBL possibly move unless he rented the van himself? But ever since his guys tried to get their deposit back in '93, Ryder's been on to him. They've got a Xerox of his drivers licence taped to the cash register at each location with "DO NOT RENT TO THIS GUY" scribbled in black magic marker. /gotta say, the visual of “Seriously Mullah, I just have a futon and some rocket launchers. You’ll just need to watch the truck.” had me pissing my pants. Adam who? Come on, everybody knows that all those moving companies are run by ex-Israeli soldiers.

How could OBL possibly move unless he rented the van himself? But ever since his guys tried to get their deposit back in ‘93, Ryder’s been on to him. They’ve got a Xerox of his drivers licence taped to the cash register at each location with “DO NOT RENT TO THIS GUY” scribbled in black magic marker.

/gotta say, the visual of “Seriously Mullah, I just have a futon and some rocket launchers. You’ll just need to watch the truck.” had me pissing my pants.

Adam who?

]]> by: tim http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4241 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4241 I liked "double secret probation" myself. You can almost picture Dick Cheney as Dean Wormer. Now if only we can get somebody to throw up on him. I liked “double secret probation” myself. You can almost picture Dick Cheney as Dean Wormer. Now if only we can get somebody to throw up on him.

]]> by: tess http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4242 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4242 finally! the administration is going to do something profound and uplifting by capturing this horrid man and making him pay for 9-11 so that the administration can finally stop milking it for all it's worth for the election! my god, it almost makes me want to become an evangelical baptist, give up my right to vote, get married, and go pregnant and barefoot to the kitchen and make my closeted gay wife-beating husband a sandwich! well, almost. thank you president bush for making me see the light by FINALLY going after the terriorist mastermind who's managed to hide out for 3 years while on kidney dialysis! finally! the administration is going to do something profound and uplifting by capturing this horrid man and making him pay for 9-11 so that the administration can finally stop milking it for all it’s worth for the election! my god, it almost makes me want to become an evangelical baptist, give up my right to vote, get married, and go pregnant and barefoot to the kitchen and make my closeted gay wife-beating husband a sandwich! well, almost.

thank you president bush for making me see the light by FINALLY going after the terriorist mastermind who’s managed to hide out for 3 years while on kidney dialysis!

]]> by: Ken, Just Ken... http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4243 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4243 Tess, I imagine that as soon as Osama Bin Ladin is found al Qa'ida will be filing a patent for their amazing Portable Dialysis machine. Oregon State University claims that they're developing a <a href="http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2004-02/osu-pkd020204.php">Portable Dialysis machine</a> right now that will make it possible for people needing Dialysis to finally get it at home rather than rather than needing to be in the hospital 3 days a week. Al Qa'ida must be far more advanced than previously thought. Tess,

I imagine that as soon as Osama Bin Ladin is found al Qa’ida will be filing a patent for their amazing Portable Dialysis machine.

Oregon State University claims that they’re developing a Portable Dialysis machine right now that will make it possible for people needing Dialysis to finally get it at home rather than rather than needing to be in the hospital 3 days a week.

Al Qa’ida must be far more advanced than previously thought.

]]> by: kate http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4244 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4244 Why would Osama ask his Mullah to help him move? I can imagine that a Minister would have something more impotant to do than help me move. Why would Osama ask his Mullah to help him move?
I can imagine that a Minister would have something more impotant to do than help me move.

]]> by: BettieWheelie http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4245 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4245 With apologies to her family, can we find Osama bin Laden the way we found Elizabeth Smart? She was in hiding (actually, kidnapped and marched into the foothills behind the University of Utah), then appeared at a party where her fundaMENTAList preacher dude and his (only) wife quaffed beer on one occasion (photos were taken). No one made the connection there. It was only when the three of them crossed the street in half-burka gear that citizens of Sandy (a mere 15 miles from the capitol city of Salt Lake) duly noted their presence and called the long arm of the law. A few Sandy cops came to the intersection, put them in the cruiser, threw two of them in jail, and called the parents of the third. She went missing for nine months (the local papers and television stations are now heralding the "One Year After Elizabeth Returns Home" crap) but in fact was being held in a lean-to two miles up a trail near the U. And hey! I remember post-9/11 that someone here thought he saw OBL pulling a vehicle into a local 7-11 for a big gulp refill. Oh those heady days of OBL spottings. With apologies to her family, can we find Osama bin Laden the way we found Elizabeth Smart? She was in hiding (actually, kidnapped and marched into the foothills behind the University of Utah), then appeared at a party where her fundaMENTAList preacher dude and his (only) wife quaffed beer on one occasion (photos were taken). No one made the connection there. It was only when the three of them crossed the street in half-burka gear that citizens of Sandy (a mere 15 miles from the capitol city of Salt Lake) duly noted their presence and called the long arm of the law. A few Sandy cops came to the intersection, put them in the cruiser, threw two of them in jail, and called the parents of the third. She went missing for nine months (the local papers and television stations are now heralding the “One Year After Elizabeth Returns Home” crap) but in fact was being held in a lean-to two miles up a trail near the U.
And hey! I remember post-9/11 that someone here thought he saw OBL pulling a vehicle into a local 7-11 for a big gulp refill. Oh those heady days of OBL spottings.

]]> by: Murray http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4246 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4246 Hey! I know for a fact that OBL was spotted at a McDonalds in Michigan. He was sitting at the table right behind elvis. Hey!
I know for a fact that OBL was spotted at a McDonalds in Michigan. He was sitting at the table right behind elvis.

]]> by: Jonathan Lundell http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4247 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/03/09/from-the-where-are-they-now-file/#comment-4247 I suspect it was a mistranslation, and should have been, " Osama Bin Laden 'may be eyeing a movie.'" Holding out for Gibson, no doubt..... I suspect it was a mistranslation, and should have been, ” Osama Bin Laden ‘may be eyeing a movie.’” Holding out for Gibson, no doubt…..

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