Not for me, anyway. Because this weekend, Jeanne and I are leaving on our long-awaited, oft-postponed honeymoon! It only took us a year to get our act together. I’m looking forward to it; it’s high time we consummated this marriage, if only to make some fond memories before gay people utterly destroy it.

But I’m not leaving you in the lurch, dear readers, no, far from it. It is in fact my pleasure to announce Fanatical Apathy’s first-ever Guest Blogger! Ladies and gents, permit me to introduce you to Chris Regan.

Chris is a tremendously good comedian and a longtime writer for “The Daily Show With Jon Stewart.” He’s a true gentleman, a throwback to an era when one’s masculinity wasn’t called into question by a propensity to write compound sentences and wear smoking jackets and tasseled loafers. But he’s also in touch with the youth of America, and has been known to “throw it down” and/or “mix it up” upon occasion.

Now remember - while I’m gone, Mr. Regan is in charge here. I expect you all to be on your best behavior and do all your assignments and homework - I expect nothing short of a glowing report from Chris when I return.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with a margarita on a sandy beach. Chris, welcome aboard. You have the bridge.