[I don’t have a lot of time today, babe. As I said, babe, I’m in LA, babe, taking meetings. But still (babe)…]
President Bush today announced a new multilateral initiative to stop the proliferation of WMDs. There’s a classic children’s fable in here, isn’t there?
France’s response was swift. “Sure,” it said, “Zat eez egzactlee what you zed last time-uh.” “No, no,” insisted the President, “this time I really mean it…”
Germany was just as unsure. “Mein gott - AGAIN, Herr Bush? Nein, ve don’t fall for zat now.”
Etc…
Bush’s initiative is necessary, and it’s going to be harder than it oughta be. That noise you hear are the Chicken(hawk)s of Iraq, and they’ve come home to roost.
Fanny Roborat
12 comments
tess
February 11, 2004 at 2:36 pm
1good god, he’s citing 9-11 again?! he’s going after wmd proliferation but he’s not banning commerial jets or jet fuel? we have a real crisis with all these planes flying in the air that can potentially be crashed into any number of sites (like the whitehouse, preferably with bush in it) and all he’s worried about are missles and nukes? think of the children!
Murray
February 11, 2004 at 10:05 pm
2Let’s do this again.
Sadam had and used weapons, but was not a threat in the 80s’, now he is a threat but has no weapons.
With this in our pocket, whose door do we knock on?
We have all the credibility of that guy from Nigeria who wants to give me $25,000,000 to get his money to America.
craig
February 12, 2004 at 12:10 am
3Let me get this straight…
Saddam Hussein denies having or distributing WMD and W orders the flattening of his country, the overthrow of his government and the ‘collateral damage’ of killing thousands of Iraqis, Americans, and others (journalists, coalition forces etc.)
Pakistan pardons the chief scientist who admits giving away nuclear secrets (and perhaps hardware) in direct violation of the non-proliferation treaty and W is mum.
Does this make any sense?
PS On a totally unrelated note: Did Janet Jackson redefine ’star studded’ halftime show for all time?
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February 12, 2004 at 7:44 pm
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sorry Adam, but it had to be said.
Murray
February 12, 2004 at 9:38 pm
6I wonder of HGH is some automatic web spider that spots comment columns, logs on, and takes a dump on them.
leslie
February 13, 2004 at 2:20 pm
7Adam,
I am a huge fan of yours, but before this comment section goes any further, I must say that both your French and German accents need work.
Bob
February 13, 2004 at 3:30 pm
8The Zut Alors Promotion Council was formed to encourage satirists, pundits, and wiseasses everywhere to use the phrase “Zut Alors!” when creating phony French dialogue. It’s brief, colorful, and about the only thing we remember from high-school French. That and something about opening the window.
historyenne
February 13, 2004 at 4:07 pm
9I have to disagree, Leslie. I used to work as a French teacher, and Adam’s accent is actually not that different from those of some of my old co-workers. Especially the “time-uh.”
katie
February 13, 2004 at 8:02 pm
10Say, babe, while you’re out in the land of nuts ‘n flakes, your mom is kicking some serious butt in the Historical Romance genre of the Literary world.
HUZZAH!
Read Greg
February 14, 2004 at 1:09 pm
11I thought this time he means that the US will stop developing new WMDs.
Ananna
February 15, 2004 at 11:02 am
12That’ll be the day.