Comments on: My So-Called Marriage http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/ America's favorite blog Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:38:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: Samantha http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-9916 Tue, 09 Aug 2005 05:05:17 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-9916 I didn't realize that this was 1965. While we're at it, let's make gay people drink at separate water fountains than us. After all, we don't want them to be able to have the same everyday rights as us. What if it makes our water taste bad?! I didn’t realize that this was 1965. While we’re at it, let’s make gay people drink at separate water fountains than us. After all, we don’t want them to be able to have the same everyday rights as us. What if it makes our water taste bad?!

]]> by: tess http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3877 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3877 while we're at it, let's prevent menopausal women and infertile men from marrying! and let's introduce an amendment that would prevent interracial marriage! let's celebrate britney spear's quickie, and encourage poor people to get married to share their love and misery in the legally binding sense so that if they could never seek a divorce because they won't be able to afford one! while we’re at it, let’s prevent menopausal women and infertile men from marrying! and let’s introduce an amendment that would prevent interracial marriage! let’s celebrate britney spear’s quickie, and encourage poor people to get married to share their love and misery in the legally binding sense so that if they could never seek a divorce because they won’t be able to afford one!

]]> by: Phishtar http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3878 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3878 It's a good thing that our country is in such wonderful financial and political shape that we can get up in arms about this stuff, isn't it? Oh, wait... Thank heavens for your blog. I feel like I'm a little less alone in this world. It’s a good thing that our country is in such wonderful financial and political shape that we can get up in arms about this stuff, isn’t it?

Oh, wait…

Thank heavens for your blog. I feel like I’m a little less alone in this world.

]]> by: Anonymous http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3879 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3879 that's an awesome post that’s an awesome post

]]> by: Bob http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3880 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3880 Fifty years from now, Republican politicians will be making teary-eyed speeches on the birthdays of deceased gay rights leaders. Couldn't we just skip the unpleasant intervening stuff, and cut to the chase? Fifty years from now, Republican politicians will be making teary-eyed speeches on the birthdays of deceased gay rights leaders. Couldn’t we just skip the unpleasant intervening stuff, and cut to the chase?

]]> by: Thay http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3881 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3881 I am sorry that your marriage is deteriorating because of all this. On the bright side, there are still things that you get exclusive rights to. Like sports. It doesn't matter how good you are at your respective sport, you will never be taken seriously if you are gay. But that is probably because our uniforms are accessorized perfectly, and it distracts the other players... I am sorry that your marriage is deteriorating because of all this. On the bright side, there are still things that you get exclusive rights to. Like sports. It doesn’t matter how good you are at your respective sport, you will never be taken seriously if you are gay. But that is probably because our uniforms are accessorized perfectly, and it distracts the other players…

]]> by: Pat R. http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3882 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3882 Plus, in sports you get to smack other guys' butts and hut a lot and huddle together whispering stuff and be tight ends and wide receivers. Er, wait a minute.... Plus, in sports you get to smack other guys’ butts and hut a lot and huddle together whispering stuff and be tight ends and wide receivers.

Er, wait a minute….

]]> by: Pat R. http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3883 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3883 Hug a lot. I meant hug a lot. (You always hut the one you love.) Hug a lot. I meant hug a lot. (You always hut the one you love.)

]]> by: fanatic http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3884 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3884 Excellent writing. I visited only because of the name of your blog, and to my amazement, I found I enjoyed the taste of your specially cooked sarcastic fantastic blog souffle. Excellent writing. I visited only because of the name of your blog, and to my amazement, I found I enjoyed the taste of your specially cooked sarcastic fantastic blog souffle.

]]> by: Dugrless http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3885 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/02/05/my-so-called-marriage/#comment-3885 "<i>(except in the case of Michael and little, tiny Matt)</i>" Okay, first, before the rotten tomatoes come flying: 1) I love fanatical apathy. 2) I thought this was funny (although not as funny as the first time -- which I also read & loved) 3) IMO, gay marriage is THE MOST IMPORTANT moral issue of our time and opposition is not only unjustified but simply stupid. Still, and I can only say this with the same gentle tone of polite criticism that the Bush Administration uses for government contractors that overcharge the American public billions of dollars or staffers who leak top secret information to columnists, the quote above is a little much. <b>If</b> Michael is guilty of child-molestation, then A) that's not all that funny and B) it has no relevancy in a piece (even a parody piece) about homosexuality. Alright, I said it. Bring on the tomatoes. “(except in the case of Michael and little, tiny Matt)”

Okay, first, before the rotten tomatoes come flying:
1) I love fanatical apathy.
2) I thought this was funny (although not as funny as the first time — which I also read & loved)
3) IMO, gay marriage is THE MOST IMPORTANT moral issue of our time and opposition is not only unjustified but simply stupid.

Still, and I can only say this with the same gentle tone of polite criticism that the Bush Administration uses for government contractors that overcharge the American public billions of dollars or staffers who leak top secret information to columnists, the quote above is a little much. If Michael is guilty of child-molestation, then A) that’s not all that funny and B) it has no relevancy in a piece (even a parody piece) about homosexuality.

Alright, I said it. Bring on the tomatoes.

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