Is satire even possible anymore?

Of course a couple of weeks ago during the evening news ABC showed the graphic gun camera footage of an attack helicopter killing two Iraqi men. Investigation or righteous pomposity… of course not. That was merely the ending of two human lives during the dinner hour in a very violent, destructive manner (cool), not a brief far shot of a human boob (destructive, and obscene).

And just because Chairman Powell’s lightening-fast diatribe wasn’t aimed at violations of national security, intelligence manipulation, or incestuous energy policy-making, in the words of our president, “What’s the difference”. Its a damn fine start.

Having now witnessd the FCC’s inspiring act of public service, what’s next for the Bushies? Well, I can’t disclose how I know this, but don’t be surprised if in the coming days you learn about a covert operation code named SMALL PACKAGE. This highly secretive operation was initiated immediately after the SOTU and is being conducted by hand-picked group of specialists known, on the inside, as the Steriod Survey Group. The SSG’s unilaterally defined objective is to uncover and destroy all the Weapons of MASS Development in Barry Bond’s medicine cabinet.

Tonight, let’s all say a prayer of thanks for the deliverance from certain peril of the indisputable pillars of US life: football AND baseball.

As any good conservative knows, this country needs more violence and no sex in our entertainment. That way we can kill each other and not procreate thereby saving the earth from certain doom at our hands.