Comments on: Felber Campaign Stump Speech http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/ America's favorite blog Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:54:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: marg http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3762 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3762 Works for me! Best of luck on Tuesday--if I get snowed in, will somebody from Team Felber come to drive me to the polls? Marg, honest-to-goodness NH voter Works for me!
Best of luck on Tuesday–if I get snowed in, will somebody from Team Felber come to drive me to the polls?
Marg, honest-to-goodness NH voter

]]> by: Corwin H. http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3763 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3763 Two questions: 1. Could you repost all the stuff from the Felber campaign on to one page, like you did with PSF and Ronnie the Robo-rat? 2. Would you like to be listed in Politics1.com? The FAQ says that you can despite not being on the ballot anywhere. The E-mail address is publisher@politics1.com Two questions:

1. Could you repost all the stuff from the Felber campaign on to one page, like you did with PSF and Ronnie the Robo-rat?

2. Would you like to be listed in Politics1.com? The FAQ says that you can despite not being on the ballot anywhere. The E-mail address is publisher@politics1.com

]]> by: A.F. Lanning http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3764 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3764 Hey, there! Is this the Wait-Wait Adam Felber? You go man! Wish I lived in New Hampshire...or Alabama...or Washington...or Oregon...wait, wait! I do live in Oregon, so please--make it out this way for our primary and you have my vote. Love your platform. Felber for Prez! Onward, upward and as Howard would say--YeeeeHaaaa!! A. F. Hey, there! Is this the Wait-Wait Adam Felber? You go man! Wish I lived in New Hampshire…or Alabama…or Washington…or Oregon…wait, wait! I do live in Oregon, so please–make it out this way for our primary and you have my vote. Love your platform. Felber for Prez! Onward, upward and as Howard would say–YeeeeHaaaa!!

A. F.

]]> by: Murray http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3765 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3765 Adam, Adam, Adam, You missed one of the biggest clichés - I mean platform planks ever. W,F, and A. No one has ever been elected without promising to wipe out waste, fraud and abuse. Not only does this sound as if it should be a good thing, but you can use the savings to fund every program you can think up. Refund all taxes for anyone who makes more than $250,000, and will send a contribution to your campaign. Fund a shift in Social Security so that new contributor’s money goes into a savings account while still coming up with money to fund today's elderly. Go to Mars. Give free drugs to all elderly, (hey those guys actually vote). Etc, Etc... Sounds great huh? Works every time. P.S. You can't use it, with out a great deal of irony, on a reelection campaign Adam, Adam, Adam, You missed one of the biggest clichés - I mean platform planks ever.

W,F, and A.

No one has ever been elected without promising to wipe out waste, fraud and abuse.

Not only does this sound as if it should be a good thing, but you can use the savings to fund every program you can think up.

Refund all taxes for anyone who makes more than $250,000, and will send a contribution to your campaign. Fund a shift in Social Security so that new contributor’s money goes into a savings account while still coming up with money to fund today’s elderly. Go to Mars. Give free drugs to all elderly, (hey those guys actually vote). Etc, Etc…
Sounds great huh? Works every time.

P.S. You can’t use it, with out a great deal of irony, on a reelection campaign

]]> by: Don http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3766 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3766 But Adam, Wasn't there supposed to be a loud, hoarse scream at the end? But Adam,

Wasn’t there supposed to be a loud, hoarse scream at the end?

]]> by: Johnboy http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3767 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3767 Er, Mr. Felber, the town hall committee wants you call at once about the maple tree stump you left behind. It's oozing an amber liquid and the FBI is on the way to discover what it is. And where you are. No tree stump should be left behind. Er, Mr. Felber, the town hall committee wants you call at once about the maple tree stump you left behind. It’s oozing an amber liquid and the FBI is on the way to discover what it is. And where you are.

No tree stump should be left behind.

]]> by: Bryan http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3768 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3768 Now I know why people in the military [April] think you are risk to their military careers. You forgot to say you support the troops. You don't have to do anything other than say it, but you've got to say it. Now I know why people in the military [April] think you are risk to their military careers. You forgot to say you support the troops. You don’t have to do anything other than say it, but you’ve got to say it.

]]> by: Dee http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3769 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3769 You can stump speech all you want, but I'll make MY decision on the only criterion that matters -- will your wife be accompanying you on the campaign trail? You can stump speech all you want, but I’ll make MY decision on the only criterion that matters — will your wife be accompanying you on the campaign trail?

]]> by: Bob http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3770 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3770 You know, if you close each speech by biting the head off a live chicken, you'll clinch the endorsement of the Manchester Union Leader. You know, if you close each speech by biting the head off a live chicken, you’ll clinch the endorsement of the Manchester Union Leader.

]]> by: Jon http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3771 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/25/felber-campaign-stump-speech/#comment-3771 Okay, admit it Adam, you're really a Clintonite stooge paving the way for HIllary, aren't you? You forgot about the importance of education and how much you want to spend on education because won't somebody think of the children? And don't forget to talk about how much you'd really like to help them out but can't because you have to give all the money to Senior Citizens. Okay, admit it Adam, you’re really a Clintonite stooge paving the way for HIllary, aren’t you?

You forgot about the importance of education and how much you want to spend on education because won’t somebody think of the children? And don’t forget to talk about how much you’d really like to help them out but can’t because you have to give all the money to Senior Citizens.

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