Comments on: The 3rd Annual State Of The Union Drinking Game http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/ America's favorite blog Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:36:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: Chicory http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3684 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3684 So, is anyone having a "State of the Union"party I can attend? Playing the game alone is really depressing. (My husband refuses to drink on a work-night. He'll just spend his time insulting the TV.) So, is anyone having a “State of the Union”party I can attend? Playing the game alone is really depressing. (My husband refuses to drink on a work-night. He’ll just spend his time insulting the TV.)

]]> by: tess http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3685 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3685 i'm guessing college poly-sci majors out there are going to get really plastered tonight. since binge-drinking's gone up (starting just a few years before the bush twins started going to college -- probably trying to buck-up their tolerance in anticipation of those 2), and i imagine that a lot of 'em managed to schedule their tuesdays free, this is just a prime opportunity to get really f***ed up tonight. thank you mr. president for helping to encourage our young voters to drink, and drink plenty! i’m guessing college poly-sci majors out there are going to get really plastered tonight. since binge-drinking’s gone up (starting just a few years before the bush twins started going to college — probably trying to buck-up their tolerance in anticipation of those 2), and i imagine that a lot of ‘em managed to schedule their tuesdays free, this is just a prime opportunity to get really f***ed up tonight.

thank you mr. president for helping to encourage our young voters to drink, and drink plenty!

]]> by: tatonka http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3686 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3686 Starting early and playing late..... Starting early and playing late…..

]]> by: Bob http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3687 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3687 Or you could keep things simple, and take a drink every time the Prez says something mindbogglingly dumb. Of course, you'd better have the ambulance service on speed-dial. Or you could keep things simple, and take a drink every time the Prez says something mindbogglingly dumb. Of course, you’d better have the ambulance service on speed-dial.

]]> by: t.a. http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3688 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3688 the final rule about screwing The Future simply suggests you invite the right people to the party, with the hope that the very most rightest one becomes the Future and the screwing thereof is pleasant, consentual, and a tribute to american superiority. the final rule about screwing The Future simply suggests you invite the right people to the party, with the hope that the very most rightest one becomes the Future and the screwing thereof is pleasant, consentual, and a tribute to american superiority.

]]> by: tim http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3689 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3689 How about an Iowa Caucus network coverage drinking game? Every time you hear Dan Rather say something like "close as two possums on a cold prairie night", everybody drinks. When Aaron Brown tries to supress a smile at some lame Dennis Kucinich joke he that he attempted to steal from from The Daily Show but told wrong, drink twice. When Tom Brokaw tries to say "Council Bluffs, Iowa", everybody drinks until they start to sound like Tom. Finally, when it turns out that nobody can figure out who won because the whole thing is too complicated, drink everything in the house and go to bed, because the Iowa Caucuses don't mean a damn thing anyway. How about an Iowa Caucus network coverage drinking game? Every time you hear Dan Rather say something like “close as two possums on a cold prairie night”, everybody drinks. When Aaron Brown tries to supress a smile at some lame Dennis Kucinich joke he that he attempted to steal from from The Daily Show but told wrong, drink twice. When Tom Brokaw tries to say “Council Bluffs, Iowa”, everybody drinks until they start to sound like Tom. Finally, when it turns out that nobody can figure out who won because the whole thing is too complicated, drink everything in the house and go to bed, because the Iowa Caucuses don’t mean a damn thing anyway.

]]> by: Mike http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3690 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3690 But I don't have enough money in my wallet to buy that many cases of beer! But I don’t have enough money in my wallet to buy that many cases of beer!

]]> by: Hilatron http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3691 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3691 A week ago, I started playing my own drinking game. I take a sip every time I see or read something that makes me think, "Oh, the hell with it, what's the use, we're screwed anyway." I do a shot whenever the state of the world causes my stomach to churn with anxiety. I fully expect to be fired by the end of the week and in a coma by sometime next month, thus avoiding the whole mess. A week ago, I started playing my own drinking game. I take a sip every time I see or read something that makes me think, “Oh, the hell with it, what’s the use, we’re screwed anyway.” I do a shot whenever the state of the world causes my stomach to churn with anxiety. I fully expect to be fired by the end of the week and in a coma by sometime next month, thus avoiding the whole mess.

]]> by: Sara http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3692 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3692 Speaking as a college poli-sci major, yes I'm playing, yes I'll binge if forced to, and thank you, Adam. I was going to email you in desperation if you didn't post it. Last year the Brown College Democrats did actually play your game (until we ran out of beer!), but this year school is not yet in session, so we're playing remotely. Speaking as a college poli-sci major, yes I’m playing, yes I’ll binge if forced to, and thank you, Adam. I was going to email you in desperation if you didn’t post it. Last year the Brown College Democrats did actually play your game (until we ran out of beer!), but this year school is not yet in session, so we’re playing remotely.

]]> by: Ananna http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3693 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/01/19/the-3rd-annual-state-of-the-union-drinking-game/#comment-3693 Thank our lucky stars for TiVo! (No, I have no idea what that means either.) Thank our lucky stars for TiVo!

(No, I have no idea what that means either.)

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