Tallahassee, Thursday (FA Wire) - US Representative Katherine Harris (R. FL) announced today that she would not seek the Senate seat vacated by Bob Graham (D. FL), despite the fact that she’d already won the election.
The announcement was particularly disappointing to Harris’ supporters, as just yesterday, Harris’ successor, Florida Secretary of State Glenda E. Hood announced that the final vote count for the 2004 contest between Harris and her Democratic opponent had Harris winning in a landslide.
“After counting and recounting the votes, including the absentee ballots, Katherine won by a margin of 64% to 39%,” said Hood. “So it’s understandable that there’s some disappointment.”

[Senator-elect Katherine Harris displays her winning grimace,
shortly after announcing her decision not to run.]
Some Florida Democrats decried the results, which they claim can’t be accurate given the fact that the elections are still more than nine months away. But Hood dismissed the complaints as “just more liberal sore-loser whining. I checked and rechecked, even soliciting help from Katherine, [Governor] Jeb [Bush], and Katherine’s old staff. It’s a fair count.”
As of today, it was still unclear how the likely replacement GOP candidate, former HUD Secretary Mel Martinez, would fare in next November’s contest. But Hood is optimistic about Martinez’ chances. “We’ve only had time to count a fraction of the votes,” she said. “But with 17% of the precincts reporting, it looks like Martinez has a 72% to 43% advantage. Still, we have to be patient. That’s how democracy works.”





19 comments
Anonymous
January 16, 2004 at 6:30 pm
1It’s “Harris’s” and “Martinez’s.” Don’t be afraid of possessives.
Mr_Grant
January 16, 2004 at 7:01 pm
2“Harris said that she had decided instead to accept an invitation to become Official Celebrity Spokeswattle for the newly-formed political action committee, Cosmetic Surgeons Against Turkey-Necks.”
Bob
January 16, 2004 at 7:15 pm
3It’s “Harris’s” and “Martinez’s.” Don’t be afraid of possessives.
Hey, I don’t blame Adam a bit. These clowns scare the “s” out of me, too.
Ananna
January 16, 2004 at 7:19 pm
4Dawgonnit, if I still had half my memory left, I’d remember the joke I was supposed to remember about style-rules and possessives. If I just mention that Harris’ and Harris’s are equally acceptable, depending on which newspaper you work at, it just makes me look like I’m trying to sound smart, which I’m not anymore.
I blame it on the time I was bashed on the head multiple with a Little-Brown book while being interrogated by unnamed government officials.
tess
January 16, 2004 at 7:49 pm
5Ananna — don’t worry, we’re all getting dumber thanks to the lovely petrochemicals companies can now spew into the air, water, soil. not to mention cuts in education, and no child left behind underfunding, and education, and teaching and, um, learning. hmm, what’s my point?
John Isbell
January 16, 2004 at 9:27 pm
6My heart goes out to Ms. Katherine Harris. She subverted American democracy to instal a fake president, for 280 million Americans and indirectly the entire planet. This is her gift to history, and there is no atonement for it. The most she can ever do is go to her grave with that eating her, which her face slightly suggests. Failing that, she can die a happy camper. Lenin would have, I think.
I don’t think Tupac would have endorsed my take.
Satan
January 17, 2004 at 4:14 am
7I don’t know if I’m the first to say it — and I certainly don’t have the time to check, what, with this great open-ended war and all — but Katherine Harris was within the letter of the law in 2000, but certainly not the spirit of the law. And for that, we’re going to have a nice looooooooooong talk one day soon…
She’s hot!
Manuel
January 17, 2004 at 6:02 am
8from the CNN.com article:
“Harris, who is 46 and married with a 20-year-old daughter”
whaaaaat?
The I Didn't Do It Boy
January 17, 2004 at 11:20 am
9from the CNN.com article:
“Harris, who is 46 and married with a 20-year-old daughter”
whaaaaat?
Clearly it gets very dark at night in Florida.
Pat R.
January 17, 2004 at 12:02 pm
10Ananna’s right — Harris’ and Harris’s are equally acceptable.
Bicker, bicker, bicker. Can’t we all just get along?
sly
January 17, 2004 at 1:17 pm
11According to Webster’s “nuke-LI-er” and “nuke-U-ler” are both acceptable pronunciations of the word “nuclear.”
Just ’cause someone says it’s OK don’t make it right.
Diane Patterson
January 17, 2004 at 3:30 pm
12So why did she drop out? Shouldn’t she expect some payback from the junta for what she did? Why is Mel Martinez the favored GOP candidate?
– Diane, extremely upset Bob Graham decided to give up his seat.
Eva
January 17, 2004 at 7:48 pm
13Personally I am just sad that this means less jokes at her expense in the coming months. Normally I don’t believe in hurtful jokes- but considering she had a lot to do with putting W in the White House I want to see her cry.
She and Lieberman…….
Pat R.
January 18, 2004 at 6:48 am
14Just ’cause someone says it’s OK don’t make it right.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz….
B
January 18, 2004 at 1:05 pm
15She dropped out because politico-meister Karl Rove told her to. The White House didn’t want her to run and bring up bad memories of 2000 in Florida and hurt GWs chances of taking the state.
tess
January 19, 2004 at 2:04 pm
16B:
i think it might have somehting mroe to do with her makeup. i mean, hasn’t she ever heard of moisturizer? what about daytime vs. evening makeup?
Keanu Reeves (no, really)
January 20, 2004 at 6:29 pm
17If Katherine Harris ran for Senator, it would stir up all the Harris-haters in Florida who might not hate Bush enough to turn out to vote against him if Bush alone was running.
Katherine Harris would draw out additional anti-Bush votes in Florida in 2004, so Rove had to have a little carrot/stick talk with Harris.
It’s all about votes. Get it or should I try again?
lovable liberal
January 20, 2004 at 11:00 pm
18anybirthday.com has a Katherine Harris in Sarasota (zip 34239) born on 05-Apr-57, but jeez she must’ve spent a lot of time in the sun.
Sharoney
January 25, 2004 at 12:45 am
19It was the horse’s head in her bed that made up her mind for her.
As for the other end of the horse, it’s still at the White House.