Time again for one of those narcissistic round-ups of the recent doings of Me and Mine. Rest assured, ill-considered and intemperate satire will return tomorrow.

- The Next Big Broadway Musical will return next month to thrill NY audiences. I’ll be co-directing this time out. This summer’s run sold out nearly every performance, and we’re all extremely excited to be sellouts again. Watch this spot for updates.

- My “Wait Wait” mate Roy Blount Jr. has a fancy new website. No, it’s not a blog. National treasures do not blog. At least, Roy doesn’t. The site, however, is filled with Blounty bounty.

- Yesterday I shot a li’l TV thing for a new show hosted by the remarkable Sklar brothers. It’s sort of a vintage-sports version of “Mystery Science Theater 3000,” and it’ll premiere, I believe, on ESPN Classic some time soon. My role, for the second time this winter, was that of a pathetic, unsuccessful, washed-up loser. Should I be reading something into this?

- Rick Schmitz, creator of Fanny the Roborat and many other fine images for this site, also has a spiffy new site. I think it’s safe to say that Rick is the reason why my presidential campaign is off to such a rollicking start (we’re 3 points ahead of Edwards! (Okay, Edwards is at -5%. But still, we’re ahead of him)).

- My pal Christian Finnegan, author of the mighty Tower of Hubris, will not be updating his fine blog quite so frequently in the coming weeks. He’s got a great excuse, though - he’s landed a job writing for Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn! Watch the show, thrill to the Finny-penned goodness.

- Carol Moseley Braun has dropped out of the race. Apparently, she’s throwing her support behind Howard Dean, which really steams me up - I could’ve used those 47 votes.