Comments on: Felix, Not David http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/ America's favorite blog Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:29:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: Murray http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3395 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3395 Wait a minute, you mean you're not on the side of terrorists? I thought that all liberals were terrorist supporters. You know, if you don't support this administration completely, you're against us, kind of thing. I'm going to have to rethink this. That means that we can be against terror and still oppose this administration. Hmm... Hey this is good news, Merry Christmas! Wait a minute, you mean you’re not on the side of terrorists? I thought that all liberals were terrorist supporters. You know, if you don’t support this administration completely, you’re against us, kind of thing.

I’m going to have to rethink this.

That means that we can be against terror and still oppose this administration. Hmm…

Hey this is good news, Merry Christmas!

]]> by: littlebit http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3396 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3396 Any more of this terrorism nonsense, on the other hand, gets you a standing, mandatory attendance invitation to holiday festivities with the ghouls of middle earth. Or my in-laws, not to be repetetive. In any case, the holidays are skipping right on by, and good will glows on in hearts of all sizes. Gods bless. Any more of this terrorism nonsense, on the other hand, gets you a standing, mandatory attendance invitation to holiday festivities with the ghouls of middle earth. Or my in-laws, not to be repetetive.

In any case, the holidays are skipping right on by, and good will glows on in hearts of all sizes. Gods bless.

]]> by: julia http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3397 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3397 Well, I made the kid turn off showing 2 of Finding Nemo at ten, which makes me (I'm told) a very mean person, but not an actual terrorist, so I'll tentatively assume I'm included. Merry Christmas to you and yours. Well, I made the kid turn off showing 2 of Finding Nemo at ten, which makes me (I’m told) a very mean person, but not an actual terrorist, so I’ll tentatively assume I’m included.

Merry Christmas to you and yours.

]]> by: stuart http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3398 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3398 I see that you're no longer concerned about REAL unrestrained terror but only PROGRAMS of unrestrained terror. What a revisionistorical hysterian you are. Joyous Saturnalia and Felicitous Zagmuk. I see that you’re no longer concerned about REAL unrestrained terror but only PROGRAMS of unrestrained terror. What a revisionistorical hysterian you are.

Joyous Saturnalia and Felicitous Zagmuk.

]]> by: BillyBoy http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3399 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3399 I recommend the Bush-Doctrine approach to sending out holiday greetings: Anyone who you suspect might be involved, sometime in the distant or near future, irregardless of proof or provocation, with or without factual or objective reasons, of committing a terrorist act should be taken off your holiday list preemptively. This includes those who send out fruitcakes, re-gift small kitchen appliances, or send out pictures of their families in postcard form. After all, this should be a macroscopic approach to terrorism, and what's more terrible than that? Oh yeah, Adam: I just got back from Dallas and I think you should take the civil engineers responsible for the freeways out there off your list also. The bastards are terrorists in everything but name. I recommend the Bush-Doctrine approach to sending out holiday greetings: Anyone who you suspect might be involved, sometime in the distant or near future, irregardless of proof or provocation, with or without factual or objective reasons, of committing a terrorist act should be taken off your holiday list preemptively.

This includes those who send out fruitcakes, re-gift small kitchen appliances, or send out pictures of their families in postcard form. After all, this should be a macroscopic approach to terrorism, and what’s more terrible than that?

Oh yeah, Adam: I just got back from Dallas and I think you should take the civil engineers responsible for the freeways out there off your list also. The bastards are terrorists in everything but name.

]]> by: Teaflax http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3400 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3400 Anyone who uses "irregardless" is off <b>my</b> christmas card list. Anyone who uses “irregardless” is off my christmas card list.

]]> by: Joshua Scholar http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3401 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3401 "Irregardless" eh? "Amid" is the weasel word that sets me off. Whenever I hear, or read that one word excuse for lazy journalism I have fantasies of buying a newspaper just so that I could ban "amid" <i>with extreme prejudice.</i> “Irregardless” eh?

“Amid” is the weasel word that sets me off. Whenever I hear, or read that one word excuse for lazy journalism I have fantasies of buying a newspaper just so that I could ban “amid” with extreme prejudice.

]]> by: Jen http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3402 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3402 Happy New Year :) Peace Happy New Year :) Peace

]]> by: tess http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3403 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3403 *sigh* 'tis the season when i guess i can't go about bashing people on the head with a giant hilshire farm summer sausage whenever they annoy me. happy holidays, y'all. *sigh* ’tis the season when i guess i can’t go about bashing people on the head with a giant hilshire farm summer sausage whenever they annoy me. happy holidays, y’all.

]]> by: Katie http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3404 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/12/25/felix-not-david/#comment-3404 Tess, Hillshire dope-slaps are ALWAYS in season, now more than ever...... Tess,

Hillshire dope-slaps are ALWAYS in season, now more than ever……

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