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The Concord “Wait Wait” was a smashing success, giving the weary people of New Hampshire a break from having to constantly shake hands with Democratic candidates (although John Edwards was doing the valet parking and Dennis Kasinich was pretending to be the mens’ room attendant). Here’s a quick look at the proceedings.

[Center: Carl […]

To: All Sovereign Nations
From: International Atomic Energy Agency
Re: Form #2984v: Voluntary Compliance
Hi! Hola! Shalom! We’re just checking to make sure that you are where you said you were regarding your nuclear facilities, power plants, and/or weapons. Not that we’d imply that you’re not where you said you were last […]

A very amusing bit about Bush’s apology to the Middle East for 60 years of supporting dictators just got… erased. My laptop seems to have eaten it.
Perhaps I’ll reconstruct it later (it basically took the tone of an abusive lover swearing that he can change - hey, you can write it yourself!).
For […]

The White House is making a last-minute push to save the energy bill. this, remember, is a bill that grew very slowly, beginning with Dick Cheney’s historic round table with… with… some guys.
Who those guys were is none of your damn business, of course. But it’s fair to ask this: What exactly […]

…and boy, are my sinuses clogged.
Not a joke, per se. I just attended a lovely wedding, and I decided to take a bunch of my closest bacteria with me.
So, I’ll be a bit terse in the week to come, good folks: In addition to a cold, I have two days of shooting for […]