11/11 is already a pretty somber holiday, and the explosion of violence in Baghdad is doing little to make the day cheerier. We funnymen are about as welcome today as a circus clown at a funeral service.
Because today is the day when more sober columnists get to point out that this is the anniversary of the armistice that ended the War to End All Wars. And then they say something like, “Gee, for 85 years of uninterrupted peace, there sure has been a lot of fighting going on.” But they don’t say it with quite as much sarcasm. They’re professionals, and they know how to serve up ironies without getting a laugh. Like Kafka.
Or like General Ricardo Sanchez, who offered up this deadpan gem from Iraq today: “The most important message is that we’re going to get pretty tough. That’s what’s necessary to defeat this enemy and we’re definitely not shy about doing that.” Yes, we conquered a nation, bombarded its cities, destroyed its military, took thousands of prisoners, and arrested or killed most of its leadership, but now we’re going to stop being so darned shy and get tough. We’ve been too indulgent, that’s the problem…
Our shrinking violets in the military aside though, isn’t it possible that General Sanchez and his commander in chief might be missing the point? It’s not the conclusion that’s flawed so much as the premise, which is a time-honored method of concealing shaky reasoning.
The premise I’m talking about is this oft-repeated Bushian standby, which he polished up for today’s festivities: “In Iraq, the terrorists have chosen to make a stand and to test our resolve.” See, the terrorists think we’re yeller! Why, they think if they keep on poking at us, we’ll just pack it up and skip town ‘cuz the kitchen’s too hot and we closed the barn door after the straw broke the camel’s back as it was tryin’ to squeeze through the eye of that needle in the haystack……….
…See, if you say it enough you can stop thinking about if it’s true or even what it means. But it does mean something, and it may just be wrong.
You have to think like a higher-up at your local Fanatical Islamist Terrorist Recruitment Center. As long as there are Americans flying over Iraq and occupying the land and displaying overwhelming force and whatnot, it seems to me that recruiting al Qaeda terrorists is a much easier job. As soon as we Yanks leave, whether because we’ve installed a stable government or just given up, the whole recruiting thing becomes a bit more of a challenge. You’d get young men saying things like, “Sure, I hate Israel, sure, I think Sharia Law would be a neat way to govern, but I’ve got stuff I gotta get to…” So to the very fanatics we’re trying to fight, the American occupational force might look a lot like the grit that will form the Islamist pearl inside the oyster of the Middle East. Hell, it worked with the Soviets in Afghanistan.
Overwrought oceanic metaphors aside, the point remains - our worst enemies in Iraq might not want us to leave. They might want us to “get tough.”
Just a thought. I’m not suggesting a conclusion, just mentioning that we might come to one by taking a closer look at some of our premises. Something to think about while we’re manufacturing a whole new crop of veterans who’ll someday have to limp through the 100th anniversary Armistice Day parade.





7 comments
Murray
November 11, 2003 at 5:36 pm
1Nothing from this war has met the “2 second think about it test”. Why should the explanations at this time be any different? The administration knows that the American public is stupid and can be fed anything as long as if it sounds as if it might be right.
“As welcome as a circus clown at a funeral service” I don’t know, Adam. One of the funniest half hours on TV was the funeral of Chuckles the Clown on the Mary Tyler Moore Show. His eulogy, “a little song a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
average guy...
November 11, 2003 at 6:25 pm
2And just to show that Bush opponents are allowed to act stupid and childish too:
BUSH IS AN IGNORANT MORON WITH THE MIND OF A 5-YEAR-OLD!!!
/vent
tess
November 11, 2003 at 6:51 pm
3a thought occurred to me after i heard a rumor that bin laden was “supporting” his allies in iraq before the war; that he wanted us to attack one only nations in the region that ISN’T governed by islamic fundamentalists and intentionally incited the americans by drawing an apparent connection to himself and iraq. just a paranoid thought.
pete
November 11, 2003 at 9:24 pm
4i… i don’t even know what to say. because it just seems so obvious to me, everything i say i have to force out. know thine enemy? that’s all i can muster right now… T-5 seconds until my head smacks the desk in utter “doh”-ness.
Dugrless
November 11, 2003 at 11:58 pm
5Your commentary reminded me Bloody Sunday. Hm, maybe that didn’t come out right. What I meant to say was that it reminded me of the movie Bloody Sunday*, and (to me at least) it’s most poignant aspect: that the almost immediate result of the killings (and one must assume the cover-up rhetoric) was the HUGE boost in IRA enlistment. It seems an apt analogy, and (considering that there are IRA members and others who saw this first-hand and have described the cause-effect publicly) one we should learn from.
*Apologies to all those who know more about Bloody Sunday than I do, and that means everyone who’s done more than just watch the movie.
michael (in DC)
November 13, 2003 at 8:04 am
6Just gotta say, Adam, that I’ve encountered damn few who can combine “LOL” and actual cogent political analysis as you can. brovo, signore.
Will
November 25, 2003 at 4:42 pm
7“BUSH IS AN IGNORANT MORON WITH THE MIND OF A 5-YEAR-OLD!!!”
and yet nearly half this country, knowing this full well, decided they wanted him to be president….