From CNN - Rumsfeld challenged Pentagon leaders to consider and discuss troubling issues, including whether or not the United States was capturing or killing terrorists at a faster rate than they were being created by extremists who preach hatred of the West.
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Rumsfeld’s memo is a word from the horse’s mouth after the barn door has been removed. Coming when it does, it’s about as useful as magically endowing a bullet with self-awareness after it’s been fired. It’s Ebenezer Scrooge having his epiphany but accidentally sleeping until Boxing Day.
Yes, it’s probably too late. And it’s certainly too little. But as you can see, it’s a bonanza for those of us who like manufacturing colorful metaphors.
What’s missing from the memo is the next thought that ought to come out of the bit referenced above. If we’re not capturing and killing terrorists at a faster rate than they’re being created… a logical next step in Rumsfeldian thought should be:
Is it possible to capture or kill terrorists at a faster rate than they’re being created? Or are we creating an increasing fertile environment for more anti-American extremism?
It’s nice that Rummy’s starting to have these thoughts. It’d be nicer if he’d started to have ‘em before we went to Iraq and set up the JihadLand theme park for aspiring American slayers (”Fight Actual Americans! Armed With Their Actual State-of-the-Art Gadgets! Develop Your Skills - And So Close to Home!”).
But then it would’ve looked like we were listening to the French. And that’s whole lot less acceptable than a few American casualties and a shortsighted War on Terror strategy. We have to have priorities, after all.





8 comments
Murray
October 22, 2003 at 4:52 pm
1Hey, Rummy buttered his bread, now he has to sleep in it.
Actually the only thing that counts is how the war is percieved by the voting public. As long as they can control the perception, all is fine.
So no more photos of bodies arriving at Dover. Lets see if we can get any more home town papers to print our “happy troops” form letter. Lets chide the press for only covering the bad news.
The actual events are irrevelant. If more terrorists are produced, and more Americans are killed each day, at its heart it’s still a PR problem.
As long as we don’t look French, all is fine.
xian
October 22, 2003 at 6:00 pm
2Hey, look, schools are open!
upyernoz
October 22, 2003 at 9:53 pm
3i’m still confused. you made up the rummy memo, right?
John Isbell
October 22, 2003 at 11:44 pm
4Good catch by upyernoz. I’m impressed by your getting it on the Pentagon website: that shows flair and dedication.
It’s no use crying over saving nine. I only lament that you didn’t once precede the name Rumsfeld with the name Darth: there must be some kind of by-law about this.
Chicory
October 23, 2003 at 11:03 am
5Hmmmm, Darth Rumsfeld and his Death Star Wars. It has a familiar ring to it.
Cheryl
October 23, 2003 at 2:18 pm
6It reminded me of the time my three year old stuck something in an outlet and learned Mommy had been right about saying those would hurt him. How about an Other Basic Lessons Rumsfeld Didn’t Learn list: If you eat to much candy your tummy will hurt. Brush your teeth so you won’t get cavities. Don’t eat yellow snow. It could be a gift to Rummy from us, the little people.
MR bILL
October 24, 2003 at 1:44 pm
7For Halloween, I’m wearing a business suit, black hood, carrying a(n antique) scythe, and wearing a “Hello, My name is Donald Rumsfeld” tag on my lapel. That ought to scare the kiddies…
John Isbell
October 25, 2003 at 1:49 pm
8Those are really great.