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From CNN:

Killing Arafat “is not the official policy of the Israeli government,” Shalom said. “It was never before, and we don’t speak about any killing, we didn’t speak about it before, and we don’t speak about it today.”
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Sunday, the Israeli newspaper Haaretz quoted Olmert on Israel Radio saying, “We are trying to eliminate […]

Some of you have asked why I’ve spent so little time commenting on the approaching California recall election. It’s heating up, you say, and the people of California are awaiting the firm, guiding hand of Fanatical Apathy to tell them what to think, how to vote, and where to hide afterwards.
Honestly, I find the […]

The Saudi government has outlawed Barbie dolls, saying, “Jewish Barbie dolls, with their revealing clothes and shameful postures, accessories and tools are a symbol of decadence to the perverted West. Let us beware of her dangers and be careful.”
It seems almost too obvious to point out that this is a nation that’s “helping” us fight […]

The nervous nellies in Congress just don’t get it. As soon as they see the price tag they start whining about “fiscal irresponsibility” this and “shoddy planning” that. Deficit, debt, uncertain future, blah blah blah.
But we the people know better. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see that this […]

The President’s speech last night might have been a bit light on content, but after Yellowcakegate it was deemed necessary to take a hard look at some of the facts written in by Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld. According to an administration source, the original speech contained many details that proved to be somewhat […]

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said on Saturday it was up to Iraqis and not the American-led occupiers to control violence unleashed since the fall of Saddam Hussein.
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What is wrong with you Iraqis? After only a generation or so of living under an iron-fisted dictator, you’ve had three whole months to […]

Why is there no incisive Felberian political commentary today? Because I’ve spent my entire morning trying to deal with a little internet snafu. But maybe you can help.
See, I’m a man who conducts about 75% of his business via email. And as of yesterday, I found that about 50% of THAT could […]

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Dear U.N. Member,
You may have already won a trip to sunny Iraq!
As you may know, the United States is currently seeking enterprising nations for a unique opportunity in the Middle East. And now it might be your turn, U.N. Member, to get in on the action!
It’s easy, and it’s fun. All […]

Dear Worker;
Congratulations! According to recent data, we American workers are the most productive in the world! That’s something to be proud of, no doubt about it. No worker on God’s green earth produces more than us. Nice. Really, really nice. Hats off. Really.
Yes, an enormous number of us are […]