…but this one’s LIVE.

Yes, it’s confusing. But I’ll explain. Next Thursday, the 9th of October, anyone in the New York area can come see “Irwin Smalls Presents: a live pilot.” It’ll be at the wonderful Ars Nova Theater, 511 West 54th Street at 8PM. It’s free.

Now, what is it? It’s a surprise for most attendees, but you, dear readers, get a sneak preview:

We of the venerable Irwin Smalls Trio, purveyors of fine sketch comedy, have decided to present our Great Idea for a Show to the television industry of New York and LA. See, it’s a show about a sketch comedy show - you see the sketches and you see the backstage shenanigans. Said shenanigans have been shot in advance and will be displayed on a large projection screen. Oooh, it’s like a reality show meets a sketch show! Think “SNL” and “Larry Sanders.” But mainly, think “The Muppet Show.” Without the muppets.

It’s exciting. And though it’s eating what little remains of my free time, I think it’s worth it. After all, when else would I get to portray the ethnic Mulgravians pictured above?