I’ve received a barrage of emails (well, two or three) concerning this weekend’s “Wait Wait.” Particularly, you wanted to know about my story for the Bluff the Listener round, wherein I claimed that a TV writer had worked all seven of George Carlin’s notorious Forbidden Words into a single line of dialogue. “Where were the words?” you asked, “May I examine said sentence?”

Well, here it is. But before you read the story, remember this: I’m proud of it, of course, but it was a fake story. Yes, there is a man by that name who writes for said TV show, he’s a friend of mine, but he never did this thing. Never. I made it up. [Sorry, Aaron.]

Okay? Here, then, is the story:

It was two years ago, when TV writer Aaron Zelman bet his friend that he could somehow work George Carlin’s famously forbidden 7 dirty words onto a single episode of “Law and Order.” This week, it was revealed in Entertainment Weekly that that not only did he succeed, he actually doubled his winnings by working all seven words into the same sentence. In order to do so, Zelman had to hide the words in and between other words, make the murder weapon a badminton birdie, and create a victim named “Therfa Kerwin,” but he did it, and it managed to get by the censors. The sentence, which I will now read in the most innocent possible manner, was… “But it’s hard, man, your country tells you “too bad - it’s just a shuttlecock, sucker,” but to me there’s mo’ - Therfa Kerwin would wish it would have come off a carbine pistol.” Thus, the seven words, and a big win for Zelman. After hearing about this, “Law and Order” executive producer Dick Wolf said he was perplexed but “curiously proud” of the achievement.