Comments on: F.A. Contest! What Flavor of Mud? http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/ America's favorite blog Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:57:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: Educated Comedian http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2351 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2351 1. Clark is a chicken. He pulled political strings to avoid being stationed in Iraq, using such devious tactics as leaving the army... 2. No questions asked, it'll be on FARK.com first. Eventually, the discussion will deteriorate (or evolve?) into an flamewar on the quality of this week's Stongbad e-mail. 3. To relieve stress, Clark kills and eats hobos. Also, this week's Strongbad wasn't funny. 1. Clark is a chicken. He pulled political strings to avoid being stationed in Iraq, using such devious tactics as leaving the army…

2. No questions asked, it’ll be on FARK.com first. Eventually, the discussion will deteriorate (or evolve?) into an flamewar on the quality of this week’s Stongbad e-mail.

3. To relieve stress, Clark kills and eats hobos. Also, this week’s Strongbad wasn’t funny.

]]> by: Steve http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2352 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2352 In a surprise turn of events, a despairing Tom Tomorrow will sarcastically ask "what will they begin to claim about Clark next? That he eats babies????" and Ann Coulter will be inspired to immediately begin to bemoan liberals support for known baby-eater Clark, and point out that he is unelectable since with a short mustache and darker hair Clark would somewhat resemble Hitler if you squint while drunk. From there, it will spread to Fox news and on from there.<br /> <ul><li> Tom Tomorrow <li> Could be forcibly dressed as Hitler <li> Baby Eater</li></li></li></ul> In a surprise turn of events, a despairing Tom Tomorrow will sarcastically ask “what will they begin to claim about Clark next? That he eats babies????” and Ann Coulter will be inspired to immediately begin to bemoan liberals support for known baby-eater Clark, and point out that he is unelectable since with a short mustache and darker hair Clark would somewhat resemble Hitler if you squint while drunk. From there, it will spread to Fox news and on from there.

  • Tom Tomorrow
  • Could be forcibly dressed as Hitler
  • Baby Eater
]]> by: Sunnie http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2353 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2353 Well, they can't call him an alien pet-eater, at the very least... the Canadians <a href="http://globeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20030912.wonta0912/BNStory/National/">beat us to that one</a>. Well, they can’t call him an alien pet-eater, at the very least… the Canadians beat us to that one.

]]> by: Ed http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2354 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2354 He can't be president his name souds too black!! He can’t be president his name souds too black!!

]]> by: julia http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2355 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2355 Alex, I'll take foggily-sourced war crimes for $300. Alex, I’ll take foggily-sourced war crimes for $300.

]]> by: Dee http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2356 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2356 1) This is the only blog I read so I plead ignorance. (and to being guilty of sucking up bigtime) 2) He's a Bill/Hillary stand-in. 3) He had: a) a Serbian mistress b) a Bosnian mistress c) a Croatian mistress d) all of the above 1) This is the only blog I read so I plead ignorance. (and to being guilty of sucking up bigtime)

2) He’s a Bill/Hillary stand-in.

3) He had:
a) a Serbian mistress
b) a Bosnian mistress
c) a Croatian mistress
d) all of the above

]]> by: tim http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2357 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2357 1. Andy Sullivan. 2. It's gotta be that despite his war record and flawless character, he's really just another Bill Clinton, whatever that means. 3. Some kind of Kosovo war atrocity that he supposedly covered up or knew about or something. Or a failed land deal. Ken, you still there? 1. Andy Sullivan.
2. It’s gotta be that despite his war record and flawless character, he’s really just another Bill Clinton, whatever that means.
3. Some kind of Kosovo war atrocity that he supposedly covered up or knew about or something. Or a failed land deal. Ken, you still there?

]]> by: meg http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2358 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2358 1 - Andy Sullivan 2 - lacks experience and is contaminated by too much time spent in foreign adventurism; real fatigues lack the panache of flight suit costume. 3 - has too many mistresses, a bad temper, and drinks like a fish, without the tempering of Christian repentence. 1 - Andy Sullivan

2 - lacks experience and is contaminated by too much time spent in foreign adventurism; real fatigues lack the panache of flight suit costume.

3 - has too many mistresses, a bad temper, and drinks like a fish, without the tempering of Christian repentence.

]]> by: Wes http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2359 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2359 1 - Kaus (gotta cover all bases here.) 2 - That he's never held a REAL job, that he's a sissified northerner and that he hates America (why work from reality when fiction is so much more fun?) 3 - That he went AWOL. 1 - Kaus (gotta cover all bases here.)

2 - That he’s never held a REAL job, that he’s a sissified northerner and that he hates America (why work from reality when fiction is so much more fun?)

3 - That he went AWOL.

]]> by: Anonymous http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2360 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/09/16/fa-contest-what-flavor-of-mud/#comment-2360 He reads books, without pictures. "Egghead' however, is a hard piece of mud to fling against a general. Who was actually awarded medals for bravery. But hey! Who cares about real bravery? If you're a candidate who be brave in a movie, (see; California dreams) or in a TV Op, (see Action Figure in costume) who the hell cares? Not us. That's for sure. He reads books, without pictures.

“Egghead’ however, is a hard piece of mud to fling against a general. Who was actually awarded medals for bravery.

But hey! Who cares about real bravery? If you’re a candidate who be brave in a movie, (see; California dreams) or in a TV Op, (see Action Figure in costume) who the hell cares?

Not us. That’s for sure.

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