Comments on: Memo from Donald Rumsfeld http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/08/25/memo-from-donald-rumsfeld/ America's favorite blog Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:53:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: John Isbell http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/08/25/memo-from-donald-rumsfeld/#comment-2138 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/08/25/memo-from-donald-rumsfeld/#comment-2138 That Kissinger tome is a classic, though I personally favor his "How To Talk In A Deep Voice And Have Sex With Britt Ekland" (1975). That Kissinger tome is a classic, though I personally favor his “How To Talk In A Deep Voice And Have Sex With Britt Ekland” (1975).

]]> by: Mike Z http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/08/25/memo-from-donald-rumsfeld/#comment-2139 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/08/25/memo-from-donald-rumsfeld/#comment-2139 If steps 4 and 5 never really materialize, then: step 4b - Stall around until Armegeddon happens. step 5b - The forces of good (that's us) beat the stuffing out of the forces of evil (not us) because of our cleaver pre-emptive strikes against that axis Satan had been coordinating. You know...that axis God told us about. If steps 4 and 5 never really materialize, then:

step 4b - Stall around until Armegeddon happens.

step 5b - The forces of good (that’s us) beat the stuffing out of the forces of evil (not us) because of our cleaver pre-emptive strikes against that axis Satan had been coordinating. You know…that axis God told us about.

]]> by: Murray http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/08/25/memo-from-donald-rumsfeld/#comment-2140 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/08/25/memo-from-donald-rumsfeld/#comment-2140 Memo: To:Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld From: Fred Minion at State Dept. Just a thought. (Oh, and I assume from the last part of you letter that this thought won't result in your boys giving me a swirly like my last memeo). What if we arrainge for the UN to take over. I know that sounds stupid, and I already hear footsteps at my door, but hear me out. We can make a deal with them to trade Halliburton's contract for them to agree that this was all our idea in the first place. I know Chaney will have a cow but we can get his boys another contract at least as good. We slide out, keep our fingers in the oil, let Camaroon, or Italy, or Spain or some of those other countries Americans don't know anything about do the hard lifting. If we change our tune midstream, Americans won't know or care, as long as it sounds like the Star Spangled Banner. The UN cleans up the mess. Other peoples children die, not ours, and we go on to glorious re-election. Just a thought. Memo:
To:Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
From: Fred Minion at State Dept.

Just a thought. (Oh, and I assume from the last part of you letter that this thought won’t result in your boys giving me a swirly like my last memeo).

What if we arrainge for the UN to take over. I know that sounds stupid, and I already hear footsteps at my door, but hear me out. We can make a deal with them to trade Halliburton’s contract for them to agree that this was all our idea in the first place. I know Chaney will have a cow but we can get his boys another contract at least as good. We slide out, keep our fingers in the oil, let Camaroon, or Italy, or Spain or some of those other countries Americans don’t know anything about do the hard lifting. If we change our tune midstream, Americans won’t know or care, as long as it sounds like the Star Spangled Banner. The UN cleans up the mess. Other peoples children die, not ours, and we go on to glorious re-election.
Just a thought.

]]> by: Chicory http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/08/25/memo-from-donald-rumsfeld/#comment-2141 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/08/25/memo-from-donald-rumsfeld/#comment-2141 With a plan like that, I can't understand why other nations don't want to join us. What are they thinking? With a plan like that, I can’t understand why other nations don’t want to join us. What are they thinking?

]]> by: max http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/08/25/memo-from-donald-rumsfeld/#comment-2142 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/08/25/memo-from-donald-rumsfeld/#comment-2142 Step 6: Profit! Step 6: Profit!

]]> by: Tom from Tacoma http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/08/25/memo-from-donald-rumsfeld/#comment-2143 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2003/08/25/memo-from-donald-rumsfeld/#comment-2143 You know, put like this, our current policy plays more like plot from a future Spy Kids movie. You know, put like this, our current policy plays more like plot from a future Spy Kids movie.

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