Looks like I picked the right week for a vacation (working or otherwise). Between the slapstick California recall and Fox News attempting to block the publication of Al Franken’s new opus, there’s really plenty of entertainment out there that has no need of us satirical middlemen.
Of the two stories, I prefer the Franken-bashing, if only because when it’s all over, essentially no damage will have been done. California’s going to get an actual governor from all this, and living with whoever emerges from that gallery of latter day Sweathogs is likely to become a pretty unfunny task.
Besides, Al Franken’s always been a hero of mine. So watching his book soar to #1 as a result of Fox’s insane lawsuit warms the cockles of my heart (and there’s nothing like warm cockles on a summer evening). I’d imagine that Fox is aware that they have little chance in their suit against Franken’s use of “Fair and Balanced,” but then this is an new era as far as the first amendment is concerned. So a judge using John Ashcroft’s New Constitution (”Shorter!” “Cleaner!” “Now with 30% less rights!”) might see fit to burn the book and clap Franken in irons. So we’ll have to wait and see.
But what really fascinates me here is that Fox’s actions and their consequences bear a striking resemblance to the travails of another book: “The Satanic Verses.” Fox has essentially issued a fatwa on Franken. Or perhaps “foxwa” would be more appropriate. True believers are asked to repudiate Franken without reading his book (and if you read the complaint, that seems to be exactly what Fox itself has done).
Either way, the plan backfired, and in that we may be seeing a chink in the armor of the conservative media. Hillary Clinton and Al Franken have proved that while we liberals may never win another election, with the unwitting help of the Ayatollah O’Reilly and his followers, at least we can sell a few books.
For now.





12 comments
Dugrless
August 14, 2003 at 4:49 pm
1When I heard this news I was amazed that Fox could be so stupid. Way back when writing computer screen-savers looked like a sure ticket to rich-ville, I worked for a company that did just that. Our Bloom County package (wow, it WAS a long time ago) had a screensaver of Opus shooting flying toasters out of the sky. The flying toaster people sued, the lawsuit got publicity, and suddenly our little company went big-time: record sales, corporate buy-out, the works. I don’t expect that anyone at Fox knew about our experience, but surely they must’ve heard of one of the HUNDREDS of other examples of the: Goliath-Sues-David phenomenon.
I’m hoping that Franken will put a huge splashy star sticker on the front of every book (”Now a Major Fox News Lawsuit!”) and use quotes from the lawsuit on the back jacket.
Jim Shirk
August 14, 2003 at 5:10 pm
2It also reminds me of the gratuitous attacks on Bill McBride by the (Jeb) Bush campaign in Florida last summer. The commercials calling him a “liberal Trial Lawyer” had the effect of bumping Bill’s name recognition among TV watchers, to the point that he won the primary.
Bob
August 14, 2003 at 5:34 pm
3I hope Franken makes a bundle off the publicity he gets from those cretins at Fox. You the man, Al!
As for the California recall, rumor has it that Ringling Brothers is about to sue the state for violating their look and feel.
aaron
August 15, 2003 at 8:10 am
4You know, there have been a great many times over the past few years when I’ve either watched Fox “news” or heard about something Fox “News” has done, and I’ve thought to myself:
“Good god, they CAN’T be serious.”
But they are. Every time. And it seems like sometimes they’re just trying to out-whacky themselves just for the hell of it.
dahlia
August 15, 2003 at 1:03 pm
5I believe Fox may have infringed on Ann Coulter’s trademarks “shrill and unbalanced” and “intoxicated or deranged” when referring to Mr. Franken.
Randy
August 15, 2003 at 7:25 pm
6Don’t forget: today is “Fair and Balanced Friday”!
Check it out over here:
http://www.nealpollack.com/cgi-bin/blog/do.cgi/200308122150/permalink
Just use the phrase “Fair and Balanced” as much as you can today.
Murray
August 15, 2003 at 10:33 pm
7A number of years a go some liberal publication with a circulation of about 7 listed the 10 dumbest congressman, and congressman Harry Bird, I believe, to prove thier point, called a national news confrence to deny it.
Hard to know if Fox is stupid to attract stupid people or if stupid people are just attracted something as stupid as Fox.
Dummya
August 15, 2003 at 10:48 pm
8Yoo peepil are dumm. Fox are sum great and patriotic bunch of fokes and treasin talkers like yoo like shud be put to deth!!!
The constitushun is what maykes this country great and its not so yoo can say illegal things about patriotic mericans!!!
Like Rush Limbo seys: Dito!
Aaronx
August 18, 2003 at 10:26 am
9Howzabout “Faux-twa?”
Chicory
August 18, 2003 at 1:24 pm
10Just when I thought my hero, Al Franken, couldn’t be greater, he goes one more round with the humorless right.
Love the “John Ashcroft Consitution” line.
Drew
August 20, 2003 at 10:00 am
11FOX has once again helped advance the liberal agenda! Way to go Fox, good job on selling Franken’s book for him! One of you guys over there ought to read a marketing book once in a while. Hell, read a history book! Prohibition did nothing to alcohol sales except to sell more booze!
Schmucks.
Ben Linsell
November 22, 2003 at 4:15 pm
12Coulter writes / speaks the truth - it hurts! I can’t believe you soppy liberals rise to the bait she lays down for you. When she says she would like to invade middle eastern countries, kill their leaders and convert them to cristianity etc, she is winding you up! (honorable aspiration though it may be, both she and I know that sadly this is’nt practical)
I am British and if she thinks the US is infested with liberals I would recommend she stears well clear of the UK - they are everywhere!
Go Coulter!!!!!!!!