I’m disappointed - Rep. Darrell Issa has withdrawn from the California Governor’s race. Maybe it’s because he read yesterday’s entry here at Fanatical Apathy, but that’s no excuse. As the man who initiated the recall effort and then spent nearly two million dollars on it, he owes it to the people of California to stay in the race.
When you bash Democracy on the back of the head with a shovel and drag it into the town square, you ought to have the good grace to help bury it. It’s only fair. I was outraged at first by Issa’s defection, I confess. But then I learned about his pressing commitments, and I realized that maybe I’d misjudged the man.
Issa insists that he’s way too busy to run. Busy “uniting the people of the Middle East.” This seems pretty plausible: The Middle East was a quiet, oft-overlooked region back when Issa started his tireless work on the California recall back in May, but in the past couple of months it’s become a somewhat troubled area, generating literally dozens of headlines. It’s nice that at least somebody in the US government, particularly someone as high-profile as Issa, is willing to stand up and say, “Hey, maybe we oughta do something about this.” From Cairo to Kabul, the word is spreading, ringing from the tops of mountains and mosques: “Darrell Issa, representative of the 49th California Congressional district is on his way! Everything’s gonna be all right.”
To be fair, Issa is of Lebanese descent, a fact of which he’s proud enough to trumpet on his website that he is “the grandson of immigrants.” No, scroll down a bit. It’s towards the bottom. A couple of paragraphs after the stuff about him becoming the Chairman of the Consumer Electronics Association. It doesn’t actually say “Lebanon” anywhere, but the implication is there.
Still, I’m sure Issa’s colleagues on the House Committee on International Relations will be glad to have him back. The House has had such a profound impact and influence on our international policy lately that it’s hard to imagine how they managed to run the region without him. Especially right now, when Congress is in recess.
So Darrell’s gone, leaving California in a riotous shambles behind him. The people of California can only wave fondly, wish him well, and look forward to his triumphant return, running for reelection in 2004 in what’s left of his district. Good luck, Congressman Issa! Say “hi” to the Middle East for us.





15 comments
Bob
August 7, 2003 at 5:24 pm
1Issa’s out? Damn, this is a crushing blow to the Thugs In Suits Party.
jr
August 7, 2003 at 5:41 pm
2I wonder when he’ll move out of the state.
Can someone please help us and bomb Sacremento?
Thanks!
Edward
August 7, 2003 at 5:42 pm
3Issa isn’t in it?
Nah, Issa’s gone to Gaza.
Edward
August 7, 2003 at 5:47 pm
4to quote someone on Kos
“Holy Crap”
Gray might resign?
Charles
August 7, 2003 at 5:59 pm
5All I can say is that I’m so glad that California is handling this in a quiet, dignified manner, as an election of this caliber deserves. I say this remembering the concept that California tends to set the political trends for the country.
Anonymous
August 7, 2003 at 7:02 pm
6Not to nitpick, but the only time I’ve heard the name Issa pronounced it was pronounced Ice-sa, so your title doesn’t apply.
Anonymous
August 7, 2003 at 8:32 pm
7My local paper, the San Jose Mercury News, keeps an updated list of who’s taken out paperwork for the election.
http://www.ss.ca.gov/elections/recall_cand_status.pdf
As a native Northern Californian, I must point out the overwhelming majority come from the Southland–as do famous yahoos, Davis and Issa.
I’d like your help launching a campaign to split California into 2 states–North and South. They can keep their politics, and we would get to keep our water.
Sara
August 8, 2003 at 12:50 am
8Ouch, oh God, the sarcasm! It burns!
The cliche “dripping with sarcasm” doesn’t do justice to the outrage in this entry. Excellent work.
Ken, Just Ken...
August 8, 2003 at 2:06 am
9The quote I heard about this is that Issa said now that Swartzenegger is in the race there are “enough qualified republicans on the ballot ” so he decided to drop out.
Arnold, a Qualified Republican?
I may originally be from Minnesota, but even I can’t see the sense in that.
(btw, I moved to Oregon BEFORE Jesse wes elected)
Chicory
August 8, 2003 at 9:31 am
10I just about choked on my coffee when I heard the statement about there being enough “qualified” candidates. Come on!!! What does it take to be “qualified” in California? Paperwork and money! You don’t even have to be breathing, from what I can tell.
Anyway, I couldn’t wait to get here to see what all y’all had to say. Thank you for the smiles.
Landis
August 8, 2003 at 11:22 am
11I’m actually thinking of running on the “Brewster’s Millions” platform: “Vote ‘None of the above’”.
…If only I had the million’s
…or even the $3500
…or the 65 friends
Don
August 8, 2003 at 12:27 pm
12I think that Issa heard a voice telling him
“Warning!
“You are standing too close to this election.
“Please move away from the election.”
And, oh yeah. He does pronounce his name “Ice-Ah” with the first syllable accented.
The Other Tim
August 8, 2003 at 1:11 pm
13“I spend $1.7 million to attack democracy and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.”
http://www.cafeshops.com/issa_loser.7055405?zoom=yes
adam
August 8, 2003 at 3:02 pm
14And, oh yeah. He does pronounce his name “Ice-Ah” with the first syllable accented.
As Jar Jar Binks might say, Issa sorry.
Sharoney
August 14, 2003 at 12:04 pm
15And Don, does anyone out there doubt that the voice Issa heard was that of Unka Karl?