Thank you once again, Murray, for the heads up.
Speaking of heads up, all you hot-to-go anatomically male types across the legitimately theorized spectrum, saddle up and ride.

Do you always have to have the last word?

Over two years later, and the thread is still going.

Thanks be to the great webmistress for defeating the spam, and Power to the Penguins!

You’re kidding, right?
Are you the only person who doesn’t know what satire is? Are you completely unaware of who Adam is and how he feels? Have you read any of the comments?

My mother in law and her female partner, who by the way have been together for 20 years, have a love that has not only put a large majority of “straight” marriages to shame, but also represents what a marriage means. It means a love, compassion, sincerity, loyalty and companionship promised for eternity between two people. I have a failing marraige after only five years that I am striving to fix by example of their living testimant of love.

Who are you to decide that your marriage is better and more worthy of government recognition. My mother in law and her partner can not share the benefits afforded to them as a married couple such as much needed insurance because ignorance has overuled in our state government.

It is unbelieveable to me that there is actually a living, breathing human being that thinks that banning homosexual marriages will save his own floundering marriage. Here’s a thought, take your wife on a date, surprise her with flowers or her favorite dessert. Or better yet, divorce her so she has a chance of finding a man, or woman, who loves her enough to not blame the homosexual population for his shortcomings as a husband!

On a final note, have you let your “many gay friends” in on this piece of work? Just wondering.

Get real,
Rachel Leigh Bost

It’s a good thing that we can fool God so easily. As long as we have laws to set people on the straight and narrow, God won’t show his displeasure as he did on 9/11. Just ask Pat Robertson.

So I told him that I would promise never to have sex or enjoy anything ever again, so long as he arranged to have the church bells down the street (which ring too loud, too early, too often) rust into silence. He wasn’t happy, but He relented. I’m very persuasive.

Next thing we know he’ll come out in penguins marrying people! Who can tell where it will all end?

This may not be a good way to start a presidential campaign, Adam. Unless you’re trying to get a corner on the penguin voting bloc.

Ya know, that could be as good as anything the Democrats have come up with so far. And even the penguins would have to work hard to do worse than Bush et al have accomplished