Washington, Thursday (FA wire) - A small cabal of Congressmen voted today to roll back the FCC’s new media ownership rules. Media analysts have implied that such a move could “endanger democracy, destroy freedom, kill puppies and kittens, and ensure that we lose the War on Terror.” Yet if the Bush administration doesn’t act, the vote could become law.

[Fair disclosure: The parent company of this blog, FanapCo, has recently been acquiring other blogs at a brisk pace.* Under these new rules, FanapCo wouldn’t be able to ensure the quality of subsidiary blogs by, say, replacing them with a link to “Fanatical Apathy.”]

The Bush FCC’s new rules, which were hailed by many as “an unquestioned victory for the little guy, working-class folks, and the American way,” were struck down by a narrow 400-21 vote. Because of the fractious, partisan, close nature of the vote, the Bush administration has vowed to fight, even if it means vetoing the entire annual spending bill.

“People are glad the Bush administration is standing up to the lobbyists and special interests that control Congress,” said a highly-placed source. “Americans appreciate that the President is willing to go the mat on this one,” added another Washington insider. According to one poll (which spoke off the record), Americans approve of Bush’s action by a margin of 115%.

The 400 rogue Congressmen who voted to roll back the measure could not be reached for comment. One trustworthy and handsome source indicated that the Congressmen “are probably off celebrating somewhere in some back room, smoking cigars, getting lap dances and stuffing taxpayer money into G-strings.”

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[UPDATE: And Linkmeister]

[UPDATE UPDATE: And Mad Kane. And Peace Tree Farm. And Rook’s Rant. And Rant of Strongsad. And, of course, Sisyphus Shrugged. The fear of a FanapCo planet seems to be somewhat less prevalent than I’d anticipated.]