- A hearty welcome to Ms. Willa Sagal, third daughter of your next Vice President. Although her schedule is tight, she’ll be expected to pull her weight on the campaign trail. That weight, at present, is about eight pounds.
- At the heart of the Republican defense of the whole State of the Union flap is the fact that people are getting all bent out of shape over “16 words.” It struck me today that those are actually a lot of words as far as infamous lies are concerned. Political suicide can be extremely efficient from a word count standpoint. Bush’s prevarication is positively prosaic compared to “I am not a crook” (it’s 3.2 times longer), “Read my lips - no new taxes” (2.7), “I did not have sex with that woman” (2.0), and Bush’s own reference to his tax-slashing budget back in ‘01, “We can afford it” (4.0).
- Amnesty International says, “We are disappointed that human rights were used as an excuse to go to war in Iraq and now the human rights of Iraqis are being violated.” Apparently, conditions for Iraqi prisoners haven’t been extremely good, which probably won’t come as a shock to anyone older than Willa Sagal. “Some Iraqis had been forced to stand under the blistering sun for up to 48 hours in U.S.-run detention centers that lack proper sanitation.” That part is a little shocking - I tellya, those are some pretty long, sunny days they got themselves there in Iraq.





12 comments
Sara J
July 20, 2003 at 3:39 pm
1wow, maybe Bush & Co really have managed to bend reality!
Linkmeister
July 20, 2003 at 4:04 pm
2Welcome, Ms. Willa!
John Isbell
July 20, 2003 at 5:53 pm
3“Read me lips”? Bush Sr. was a pirate?
Blessings for Willa. Mazeltov.
adam
July 20, 2003 at 6:52 pm
4“Read me lips”? Bush Sr. was a pirate?
Ooops. I’ll correct that, though it does make me laugh. Thanks for the find.
Murray
July 20, 2003 at 6:54 pm
5Read me lips. I think that was one of the long lost verses of “Tie me kangaroo down”. Although I’m afraid that you have to be too old to remember that.
Susie
July 20, 2003 at 7:26 pm
6That 48 hours of sun biz is a find! Good eye! Good eye!
Go Red Ox
July 20, 2003 at 10:22 pm
7Wasn’t it “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky”? So shouldn’t that ratio be 16/11 or ~ 1.5? Just for that, no Viagra jokes on your show for a month.
Steve
July 20, 2003 at 11:35 pm
8And who’s bright idea was it to use the loathsome Abu Grhaib prison for Coalition prisoners? The same fathead who moved Paul Bremer into one of Saddam’s old palaces? Hey, Saddam is dead. Meet the New Saddam.
Steve
July 20, 2003 at 11:37 pm
9Ghraib, not Grhaib. I found it first!
Katie
July 20, 2003 at 11:37 pm
10re: Age and “Tie me Kangaroo Down”
One only needs to have small children arround who are fans of the Wiggles; that song is forever burned into the brains of many an unfortunate parent nowadays…….
Welcome Willa!
John Isbell
July 21, 2003 at 9:12 am
11People still play Rolf Harris? Cool. I know two more songs by Rolf Harris, “Jake the Peg” and “Two Little Boys.” He was big in the UK in the early 70s. I used to really love “Two Little Boys”, and I guess I still do, about childhood friends:
“Did you think I would leave you dying,
When there’s room on my horse for two?”
Very homoerotic of course. It makes me cry.
John Isbell
July 21, 2003 at 9:28 am
12Hmm. Well, I looked up the lyrics and they’re actually pretty darn homoerotic:
“Did you say Joe I’m all a-tremble
Perhaps it’s the battle’s noise
But I think it’s that I remember
When we were two little boys.”
The trembling is the best part.