Children around the nation will be handing their parents their report cards with F’s all over them and saying, “Mom and Dad, according to the Pentagon, I had a very successful school year!”

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Hatch takes down link to porn Web site
By ROBERT GEHRKE
Associated Press Writer

¶ WASHINGTON (AP) _ When Orrin Hatch’s “Exploring Utah” Web page boasted about his state’s natural wonders, he didn’t have in mind the photos of bare-breasted women that constituents saw when they clicked on the page’s Utah-related search engine.
¶ Hatch spokesman Adam Elggren said the senator’s office found out about the errant Web link late Thursday and had it fixed a few hours later.
¶ It appears to be the latest case of “porn-napping” _ an increasingly common form of cybersquatting where pornographic Web site operators snatch lapsed domain names from other companies, said Rick Broadhead, who is writing a book about cyberspace screw-ups.
¶ In this case, Hatch’s Web site featured a link to a Utah-related search engine whose registration renewal seems to have slipped through the cracks. So on May 14, the address was snatched up by Tim Bach of New Britain, Conn., according to a search of Internet site registrations. Bach could not be reached for comment.
¶ For at least a week and possibly more than a month, anyone clicking on the link from Hatch’s site were shown dozens of photos of “Huge natural …”, you know.

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